A/N: I hope you guys like this chapter, I'm not sure about it.

disclaimer: JKR a ecrit l'histoire de Harry Potter. Pas moi.

Chapter eight.

The Head's common room.

Hello Diary, Lily just came to talk to me. She said it was about the mistletoe that Dumbledore put up but I have a feeling that this wasn't exactly what she wants to talk about.

Diarecordium spell.

"Hey James, umm…I've had a few students ask me about this mistletoe."

"What did they say? I haven't seen the stuff."

"They're complaining. They're saying that when they are underneath it they are trapped until they kiss the one they're with."

"And they only have a certain amount of space and there is a invisible barrier?"

"Yeah, how did you know?" she asked,

"Because I helped Dumbledore make it."

"James! Why would you do that?" Lily was angry,

"I thought it would be funny, I wouldn't have done it if Dumbledore hadn't asked me to."

"You just want the mistletoe so you can kiss Yolanda Ryan underneath it!" she yelled

"So what if I do?" he retaliated

"James, you're so stupid. Why do you like her so much?"

"Cos' she takes my mind off you!" he yelled, Lily stepped back; she was in a state of shock. She didn't realize he still liked her. "I mean… I like her, I want her to go out with me." James tried to correct himself, but it was no use. Lily took another step back, then turned and rushed off to her bedroom.

Diarecordium spell terminated.

Why did I have to make a fool of myself in front of Lily? Oh well, she's history. Yolanda is the one I want now. Where's the map? I need to find out where she is.

Ah, the owlery.

Ten minutes later. The owlery.

That was weird; Yolanda is gone now. I'll tell you what happened.

I walked into the owlery to find Yolanda sitting on a bench, tying a letter to her owl's leg.

"Hi." I said

"Are you stalking me?" she asked,

"Maybe." I had been stalking her; I hadn't exactly been subtle about it either.

"Why?"

"I dunno." I shrugged, "Cos' I like you."

Then she smiled; she got off the bench and slowly walked towards him.

"I like you too. But you're still going to have to try harder."

"This is torture!" I yelled dramatically, I grabbed Yolanda and kissed her, she responded and deepened the kiss. When she broke away she smiled,

"That's better."

"Really? Will you go out with me now?" I asked; she nodded.

And now I'm just sitting here, thinking about what I should do now.

I dunno. What do you want to do now?

Padfoot! How did you find me?

A little thing called the Marauders Map.

Hey Moony, where's Pete?

Don't know. He scrambled off about an hour ago and we haven't seen him since.

What have you guys been doing?

Talking to Emma.

Talking to Ellie.

And what happened?

I wanna say first! Well, Emma came in and asked me a few questions about that girl you like James.

My girlfriend?

What? You don't have a… Did she say yes?

Yep.

Good stuff. Then I got bored of answering questions so I decided I was hungry and asked Emma to come with me to the kitchens.

And…?

She came with me; she was trying to act all nonchalant. Anyway, we were just outside the kitchens and I was about to walk in when I realized I was stuck. I couldn't get out of this little space. It was like a 4-foot square space. Emma was stuck too. I looked up and saw mistletoe. Thanks a lot James for that.

You're welcome.

I was being sarcastic. Because of you I had to kiss Emma and then Jessica walked out of the kitchens and saw us and then she slapped me and broke up with me!

Bummer.

Why was she in the kitchens?

She was looking for me. My cheek hurts. Am I bleeding?

No. Don't be a wuss. Where were you Remus?

Talking to Ellie Andrews.

Why?

She also wanted to know about Yolanda Ryan. Basically she asked me a few questions and then I told her that you really like Lily.

We're just friends.

Whatever you reckon James. Anyway, then she went to leave, and she kissed me on the cheek and said, "You're not so bad Remus Lupin." Then she winked at me and left.

Moony you're blushing!

I am not!

You are! You like her! You have a crush on Ellie Andrews! You do, don't you?

Maybe.

Why don't you ask her out then?

Ellie Andrews? You think she'd go out with me? Are you serious?

Why yes I am.

Padfoot, that joke is old now, get over it.

I am serious; if she kissed him then she likes him! Just ask her out Moony!

Nah, she's like too… what's the word? I'm not her type. We're too different.

Exactly!

Besides, she'd never go out with me.

And why not?

I dunno, just because…

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