An Adventure Begins
(At the bar)
Link: HIT ME!
Bar tender: Sir you had at least 5 drinks and you only been here for 10 minutes... I think you had enough
Link: I-I'll tell you when im ca-candy proof!
Kirby: If I was pink I w-would fly!
(The bar tender kicks them out)
(3 hours later near a dumpster)
Kirby: (Wakes up) Oww! I got me a hang over!
Link: (wakes up) A what?
Kirby: When you drink achohol and go to sleep or pass out you wake up with a terrible headache!
Link: Oh... Well lets solve this case!
Kirby: Wait we don't know how to do that stuff!
Link: Trust me! I know from a little show called Case closed.
Kirby: Ahh! Right!
Link: Lets go back to HQ and check the corpse for any clues.
(At Hq)
Link: Hmm... This is harder than it seems!
Kirby: Hey! I found something! It looks like a white glove
Link: The same kind that Mario wears.
(Dun Dun DUN)
Kirby: I know who did it!
Link: WHO!
Kirby: It was a hand!
Link: .... Sometimes I pray for you, Kirby
Kirby: It was either Luigi or Wario!
Link: Its Luigi! He is probably mad at Mario because he always stars in all the games they are in!
Kirby: But Wario is Mario's Enemy
Link: Argh Screw this
(At hyrule castle)
Link: and that's what happened!
Zelda: Kirby! Never go in the temple of time again!
Kirby: It was an oops!
Zelda: I can fix this all! No, You can fix this Link! Go and play the song of time!
Link: Right here?
Zelda: The sword is already in its pedestal! You can play the song of time anywhere now.
Link: Okay (Plays the song of time on his ocarnia)
(7 years earlier)
Link: Well we finnaly fixed this!
Kirby: Yeah. I still think we should of have solved the case
Link: That was 7 years later, man! That did'nt even happened yet
Kirby: Yeah your right!
(At the Hq after a lot of explaining)
Mario: Me, Dieing......HA!
Kirby: Its true! Your gonna get killed by wario or your brother.
Mario: That's really funny
P.A. System: All personal report to the telepod room, Now!
(In the Telepod room after every one got there)
X: We have not had a mission in so long!
Pikachu: Im glad you all are here!
Sonic: Blah blah blah blah, Get to the point!
Pikachu: Shutup and listen! Im going to need –
Mario: Wo wo wo! Im the leader! I give the orders!
Pikachu: Bu-
Mario: Shut up!
Pikachu: Wh-
Mario: That's an order!
Pikachu: .........Ho-
Mario: Do you want to be fired!!!!
Pikachu: ...................
Mario: Anyways I know what you were going to say, Pikachu. And Im gonna annonce it! Due to Copy right Crap, are going to have to change the name of this group! Any suggestions.
Link: We cant rename this!
Mario: Yes we can!!!!
Pikachu: How about team Pikachu!
Mario: ......... Umm ill come back to that......
Sonic: Anti-Nintendo!
Mario: .... I am Nintendo!
Sonic: I know but the name still sounds cool!
Kirby: The Backstreet Boys
Mario: Hell No!
X: The Digital Legion!
Mario: Ya know that's kinda good
Link: How about the Digital Clan!
Mario: That's good too!
Link: Ill be back (Leaves)
Kirby: Ooo Ooo! I got a good one!
Mario: What?
Kirby: The backstreet boys!
Mario: Nope!
Pikachu: Do you remember that game where you have to go to 5 different worlds with 4 people and you have to kill the leaders of the 5 worlds and then you have to kill god and he is really hard to kill and stuff and it was for the gameboy.
Mario: You mean final fantasy?
Pikachu: Yeah that!
Kirby: I got a really good one this time!
Mario: It's the backstreet boys...
Kirby: No its different
Mario: Really..
Kirby: The Digital Squad!
Mario: sigh That's our original name!
Kirby: Oh!
Link: (Comes into the room) Im back! And don't worry about changing the name, Cause I token care of it (Puts his sword back which has some blood on it)
Sonic: You killed the person who took our name?
Link: Na, I just cut off one of his arms and said change the name or your head will be next. Then I gave him a savage beating.
X: HEY! Im suppose to be the violent one!
Mario: Well that's really good we can keep the name! Is everyone ready for todays big mission!
(Everyone else nods)
Mario: Good! Time to tell you all how we are going to do this! The First one is in some game called (Picks up a piece of paper) Unreal Tournament?
Pikachu: I played that game before. I liked it a lot!
Mario: That's nice... The First one is in the trophy. Well anyways Lets discuss on how we will be doing this! Im going to spin a wheel That has all of our names on it on each section! Whatever it lands on that person will have to choose 2 people, Digital Squad members Or Other people.
Sonic: I like that idea!
Pikachu: Yeah its cool!
Mario: (Spins the Wheel and it lands on Link) Link choose 3 people!
Link: Im going to Pick Kirby and Piko
Mario: Settled it is! (walks over to the computer and presses a big shiny red button This causes Link, Pikachu and Kirby To get warped in the computer)
(In My ComputerProgram FilesUnreal Tournament MapsAS–Overlord. The 3 start off in a boat near a beach at night. The beach has turret s on the ground and a big building containing a cannon)
Kirby: Wow! This place has guns!
Link: I don't use guns. They are forbidden!
Pikachu: Whatever (Picks up a Sniper rifle)
Kirby: (Picks up a Minigun) Wow! This is bigger than me... I mean taller!
Link; (See's a piece of paper) Hey there is a paper here (Picks it up) It says "To win the trophy Destroy the enemies cannon. In order to do this destroy the computer which is on the top floor of the base"
Pikachu: Lets go then!
Link: Alright
(They walk out of the boat into the water and onto the beach The turrets Begin to fire at them)
Kirby: AHHHH!!!!! (Runs around in circles)
Pikachu: ..... (Looks at Kirby)
Kirby: JUST DON'T STAND THERE!!!! HELP ME!!!!!
Pikachu: Na.. I think im enjoying this....
Link: (Tosses a bomb at the turret) RUN AWAY!!!!!
(Pikachu and Link Run towards the base and Kirby just stands there)
Kirby: ......Oooo look at the pretty bom- (Gets Blown up causing a lot of damage to him) OWWW!!!! (Starts to follow the others)
Link: (in the base with Piko) Alright now lets be quiet
Pikachu: Okay!
(Link and Pikachu starts to walk very slowly with their weapons ready. Kirby is still outside and the cannon fires a grenade at him)
Kirby: (Looks up) ......... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Runs into the base yelling) WHY CANT I HAVE A NORMAL LIFE!!!!!!!!
(One of the people of the base hear them and start shooting at them)
Link: KIRBY!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!! (Shoots an arrow at one of the people there)
Kirby: Its not my fault!! (Gets hit by a shock rifle blast) AHHAH!!!!!!! (Falls down)
Pikachu: Man Down (Snipes one of the people and takes Kirby's weapon) Don't worry! He will respawn without loosing a life!
Kirby: (Respawns right in front of the base and goes back in) I want my gun back!
Pikachu: (Tosses him the minigun)
Kirby: (Starts firing his bullets at the others)
Link: Okay that's enough! Lets go further in!
Kirby: Green Leader.... Right?
Link: ..... (Blink)....... (Blink) ..... (Blink) ......(Blink). (Blink).........No....
(The 3 go further in the base now and are in the amory room Pikachu Picks up a Pulse Gun and Kirby Picks up a Flak Cannon. They countinue on shooting aat the others until they make it to)
Kirby: The Cannon Room... WOW!!!! Its so.... BIG!!!!!
(The cannon fires outside making the whole room shake)
Link: Whoa!!
Pikachu: Lets go all the way up ( Goes all the way up and almost makes it in the computer room until the cannon fires again making Piko fall all the way down leaving only a crater behind)
Link: .... Ow..... That had to hurt (Links goes all the way up and almost falls to but this time he uses his hookshot to hook back on the ledge)
Kirby: (Just simply floats up there) That was easy
Pikachu: (Respawns) Im not going up there again!
Link: Time to break this thing! (Pulls his sword out) Bye Bye Compute- (Gets Shot by a person on the other team) OWWWWWAAA!!!!!! (Collapses)
Kirby: OH NO!!!!! (Shoots the person with a flak cannon) In a Duke Nukem voice Heh Heh... What a mess... (Shoots at the Computer Breaking the Cannon)
Link: (Respawns next to Piko) I cant believe He actually did it!
Kirby: (Singing Dora the Explorer) We did it. We did it. We did it. Horay! I broke the cannon .... with my gun! I did it. I did it. I did it. Horay! I killed the guy who protected the room! Kirby Did it!..... W00T!!!!!!!
Pikachu: (Anime Sweat Drop) How long do you think this is going to go on.....
Link: I don't know...
Kirby: (Does his victory dance) Dun dun dun dun dun dun .. dun .... Dun dun dun dun dun dun .. dun .... Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Dun DONE!!!!!!!!
(Suddelny a voice says "Congragulations, You are the winner! And A trophy appears in front of Kirby)
Kirby: 0.0 ...... WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Link: Hurry up and get the mushroom piece!
Kirby: Can I have the trophy?
Pikachu: NO!
Kirby: Aww... Alright.... (Takes the piece of golden mushroom out of the trophy) Hey do you remember when I died?
Link: Yep. It was like 10 minutes ago!
Kirby: No I mean when Whit killed me!
Pikachu: Oh yeah I remember that.
Link: Lets get out of here
Pikachu: How are we going to do that?!
Link: This (pulls out a cell phone)
Kirby; Hey I got one of those too! (Pulls one out)
Pikachu: Great... A kid and a pink puffball get a phone. But the Pikachu gets nothing....
Kirby: Don't be haten, son!
Pikachu: ....... Kirby..... Just no.......
Link: (Calls Mario) ...... Hello?
Mario: Welcome to-a the Digital Squad-a HQ what can I help-a you with!
Link: Its me Link!
Mario: Ohh... Its just you.. Cause I thought it was someone important
Link: I am Important! And whats with that Italian acient?
Mario: That's for the public
Link: Well we are done with the mission...
Mario: Well time to send you back to HQ...
(At Hq 10 minutes later After Kirby telling how he finished the mission)
Kirby: Then Pikachu wouldn't let me have the Trophy
Mario: Oh well Lets go you losers
Link: Hey!
Stay in reading for the next chapter of Digital Squad