Digital Squad-Chapter 5

A Vacation to remember part 2

Kirby: So this is clock town?

Link: I guess... I never been here.

Piko: (Stares at link) Dude... You told us all about this place... How could you not remember it.

Link: Simple. Just Don't know it. I never eva eva eva, Have been to this place!

Kirby: WE'RE DOOMED!!!

Piko: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Link: Calm down! I cant think with you guys yelling about that game! Now lets see... (Looks up and stares at te sky for a few seconds) He why is their a moon in the day time

Kirby: I don't know. Hey is it getting closer?

Link: ...... Yes

Piko: OMG LIKE ROXOR!!!!

Kirby: ...... You know, I always thought I was dumb and couldn't tell the difference between things but that was just plain creepy...

Piko: I just remembered something! Kirby you got a cell phone

Kirby: Oh yeah... (Drifts off mentally) Donkeys....

Piko: (Smacks Kirby) Focus!

Kirby: Man! Your hands are really scaly.

Link: Kirby! Phone Home!!!

Kirby: Alright! (Dials Mario's Number) ............. Hello?

Mario: Hey Kirby, How do you like the cruise!

Kirby: Im in termina, Clock town now. Me, Link, and Piko tried to stop skull kid from killing things and-

Mario: Killing things? Termina? From? Ill send back up!

Piko: Give me that! (Snatches Kirby's Cell phone) Hello! Send Over Marietta!

Kirby: Why her?

Piko: She always knows what to do in sticky situations!

Mario: Who's that!

Piko: She is hanging out with Anna so go find her! (Tosses the phone on the ground)

Kirby: Hey Fool! You broke my phone!

Piko: Nu uh! You stupid! That phone was already broke!!

Kirby: Oh yeah! Well take this! (Body slams Piko)

Piko: AHH!!! GET OFF A ME!!!!

Kirby: (Punches Piko then gets off of him) Eh, You should of saw that coming!

Piko: Your going to see something comeing. And its called a fist!

Link: Guys! Guys calm down!

Piko: Or WHAT Deku boy! Your going to spin us to death!

Link: Na maybe ill just do... THIS (Tosses a Deku nut at both of them) Now stay paralyzed until that girl gets here!

(Back on the Titantic 2)

Mario: Hey Anna

Anna: Hey Mario, Whats up?

Mario: Kirby, Link and Piko are in Termina and Piko told me to send over Marietta. Piko told me she was hanging out with you.

Marietta: Yep that's me!

Mario: Oh. Oh..... Oh!!! I wasn't expecting you to be human! Cause The Piko I Know does not get along with most humans!

Marietta: Im his Trainer.

Mario: Well anyways Im going to let you go to termina using the new wrap pipe capsules X made yesterday! (Takes a Bag of his pocket and starts looking in the bag) Lets see... Mushroom Kingdom... Hyrule.... Brinstar.... Dreamland..... Hawaii... Tavern #328... Ah here we are, Termina! (Tosses the Termina Capsule on the floor and I turns into a wrap pipe) Well Hop in

Marietta: .... Um...

Mario: Don't be scared! It will bring you to Termina!

Marietta: Alright then. (Jumps into the wrap pipe)

(Back in Termina)

Link: Any day now...

(A wrap pipe appears in front of them and Marietta jumps out of it)

Marietta: Well that was quick!

Piko: Hey Marietta

Marietta: ..... How do you know my name? Wait a second! What is a Zora doing with a Pikachu like Tail! And why is that deku scrub over there wearing clothes?

Piko: We were turned into what we are now! Before we were Piko, Kirby and Link! Do you understand?

Marietta: No

Piko: We were turned into what we are now! Before we were Piko, Kirby and Link! Do you understand?

Marietta: No

Piko: We were turned into what we are now! Before we were Piko, Kirby and Link! Do you understand?

Marietta: (Laughing) No

Piko: THIS AINT NO ZELDA GAME SO QUIT SAYING NO!

Link: Well Technically it I-

Piko: That's not the point!

Marietta: Well why don't Link just play the song of healing

Link: The song of who?

Kirby: He forgot everything he learned on his last time here

Marietta: Hmm... Alright then Ill teach it to you!

Kirby: How would you know it?

Marietta: I Played Majora's Mask for the N64! So Here is is! Remember The Song of Healing (She takes out a Flute and plays the notes: B, A, F, B, A, F, B, A, F, E, D, E) Now you try, Link!

Link: Okay (Plays the same notes on his ocarina)

(Suddenly Kirby, Piko, and Link are surrounded by a blue light and they are restored to their formal selves and 3 mask fall to the floor. A Goron Mask, A Zora Mask and a Deku Mask)

Kirby: YAY! IM SHORT AGAIN!

Piko: YAY! IM FURRY AGAIN!

Link: YAY! IM NOT MADE OF WOOD ANYMORE! Lets get back to the Titanic 2!

( 2 hours later on the titanic after explaining All the Chaos! We find Piko, Kirby, Anna, Marietta, Link, and Mario in a Big Room. Really big!)

Anna: So you was a goron?

Kirby: Yep And I still got the mask!

Mario: Hmm... Very interesting...

Link: Hey! Where is sonic! He gotta hear about this!

Mario: He is in Tv Room #621 on the 3rd floor

Link: Right on! Im going to tell him about this and then watch some T.V! C'mon Kirb!

Kirby: Alright

(After a lot of traveling and searching for Tv room #621 they finally find it)

Kirby: There it is!

Link: Man! This boat is way to big to look for things! (Opens the door) Gasp Sonic! Are you watching A Romance Channel!!

Sonic: (Turns off the Tv) Um.. No! It was Sci-fi!

Kirby: (Turns the Tv back on) AHA!! I always knew you had sensitive side!

Sonic: .... I can explai-

Link: Man! Wait until the others hear about this!

Sonic: Don't do th-

Kirby: Yeah! Whats Next! Your going to fall for Amy Rose!?

Sonic: (Blushes) Shut up

Kirby and Link: Blink Blink HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sonic: I swear! If you tell anybody! I will personally have my cereal out of the bottom of your skulls!

Kirby: I don't even have bones!

Sonic: Well I know your flammable!

Kirby: Eep!

Link: Fine, then! We wont tell no one!

Kirby: Yeah... (Snickering)

Link: Sonic and Amy sitting in a tree! K I S S I N (Gets Punched by Sonic) OWW!!!

Sonic: Yeah. Real Mature, Link!

Link: Hey im only 11

Kirby: So who else knows?

Sonic: Just Tails...

Kirby: Oh okay... So.... Why don't you just hook up with Amy?

Sonic: Because that could hurt my reputation.

Link: What? I don't see anything wrong with Amy!

Sonic: No its not that its because If people know that I have a sensitive side they might not think im cool!

Kirby: Who cares about people!

Sonic: I do!

Link: Hmm... You still can be sensitive and cool at the same time!

Sonic: What da ya mean by that?

Link; Look at Mario! The reason people like him more than you is cause he got it all! He is a happy person, sometimes weird but he got that sensitive side too! And He is not scared to admit he likes Princess Peach!

Sonic: Well...What if she rejects me?

Link: Okay! Now your being dumber than Kirby!! Amy wouldn't want anything else but to be with you and you know it!

Sonic: Alright. Next time I see her I will tell her.

Link: YES! That's one relationship started thanks to Link! Go Link! Go Link! Go Link!!

Kirby: And Link.... Don't think I didn't forget about you and Zelda!

Link: ...... Um gotta go! (Rushes out of the room)

Kirby: Hey, Sonic do you got a watch

Sonic: Always do! Its 11: 45 Pm

Kirby: Only about 3 hours passed.... Well im going to continue my date with Anna. See ya!

( 10 minutes later, In a Carnival like place )

Anna: Whoever thought their would be a carnival on a boat!

Kirby: I know It seems like this Ship is a whole village! Lets go in that Maze made out of mirrors

Anna: Alright

(They both walk over to the house of mirrors)

Kirby: This Maze is big!

Anna: Hey look, Kirby! It's a baby waddle dee! Isnt it cute!

Kirby: (Kicks it into a mirror) It's a better football if you ask me!

Anna: KIRBY!!!! You hurt it! Not all waddle dee's are bad!

Kirby: I know! It was a good football! It will probably be a good snack too!

Anna: Stop it!

Kirby: No! I know that its cruel but its sort of funny too!

Anna: Kirby! Stop it this instant!

Kirby: Okay Okay! Its just going to bump into something and die anyways!

Anna: Whatever

Kirby: Well lets- (His cell phone rings) Hey I thought that was broken!

Anna: A Plot hole...

Kirby: (Answers his cell phone) Hello

Link: He-

Kirby: What do you want!

Link: Ouch! Fine! All I waned to- Hey, How did you get your cell phone fixed?

Kirby: Plothole!

Link: Well anyways... Mario wants you down here, now!

Kirby: Sigh Alright... (Hangs up) C'mon Anna, We gotta go back to the Big Room

Anna: Okay

(Back in the Big Room)

Mario: Ah Kirby! You made it!

Kirby: Well duh!

Mario: Well anyways guess what time it is

Anna: What time is it

Link: Its been One whole year ever since Kirby met Mario, Sonic and I!

Kirby: It is? It is!!

Sonic: And Link is going to Rap Green Tunic.

Link: I save Hyrule in my Green Tunic, I fight in my Green Tunic, I Sleep in my Green Tunic, and when I change.... Im still in my green tunic. I Feel Cool in my Green Tunic, Im a Forest boy in my green Tuni-

Anna: That's just a Rip off of White Tee!

Link: Ya-huh! And...

Mario: Well anyways! We are going to celebrate-a!

Kirby: Whoo HOOOOO!!!! PARTY TIME!!!!!

Piko: (Walks in) Hey! Whats all the ruckus!

Sonic: Get out of here! No one likes you!

Piko: Sniff... I just want to be loved.... (leaves)

Sonic: Hes always acting like a cupcake!

Kirby: Ha! I could go for one of those!

Anna: Yeah! Does this (Finger Quotes) Celebration even have food?

Mario: It wouldn't be a (Finger Quotes) Celebration without food!

Kirby: So that's a no? Is it not?

Mario: .... You tell me, Kirby....

Kirby: Umm..... Umm..... Give me a second...... Drool ......... BUNNYS!!!!

Sonic: God! Anna, What do you see in him!

Kirby: Hey! I find that offensive in more ways than 2!

(A yellow bolt surges through the room and eltrocutes everyone)

Kirby; AHHHH ITS STATIC SHOCK!!!!!

Pikachu: (Opens the door and enters the room) I Pity da foo that mess with me! (Leaves)

Sonic: .... Ow!

Anna: That was Unexpected....

Kirby: Why was he talking like Mr. T

Mario: Hey where is Link!

Link: Snore

Kirby: Why are there Z's Coming from Link's Head?

Mario: Video Game/Cartoon Effect!

Sonic: Hey wake up Link!

Link: Snore

Sonic: (walks over to Link) WAKE UP!!!!

Link: Snore

Kirby: Is he dead!

Mario: You don't snore when your dead, Dummy!

Kirby: What about farting! I heard when people die they fart afterwards! They just don't show it on Tv!

Sonic: I don't know! That probably is true! (Hits Link in the Stomach)

Link: Cough ZZZzzz Snore

Sonic: (Kicks Link in his eye)

Link: OW MY EYE!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY EYE!!!

Sonic: Finally! Why were you sleep?

Link: I dunno, I thought I doze off to dreamland!

Kirby: Well you could off asked me that!

Link: Hey Sonic! I got a question for you!

Sonic: Shoot!

Link: How fast can you move?

Sonic: Approximately 1,220 km per hour!

Link: DAYAMN!!! THAT'S HELA-FAST! Cant you mess up time doing that?

Sonic: Probably. But I usually never have a reason to run that fast! But then again what do you x pect! After all, My name is Sonic.....

Link: ......

Mario: ........

Kirby: .......

Anna: ......

Sonic: BAM!!!! Hahahaha!

Kirby: ..... Yeah

Mario: Okaaaayyy..... Well Lets Round up Everyone else that's not here and go back home

Link: WHAT! Why!

Sonic: Yeah! Why do we gotta go now!

Mario: Because this place bores me! And as your leader I order all of you to go through this wrap pipe back to HQ. And besides, X is Telling me that something is going down at HQ!

Link: Stupid Adult! I should join the kids next door! I know I will be the top opprative there if they knew I saved a whole kingdom!

Mario: Yeah yeah... Enjoy your little fantasy, Cause it aint happening! And If you do join them! Your Fired!

(An hour later after getting back to the base and getting everyone back home. They just got done bragging about the cruise)

X: So it didn't crash into a iceberg?

Mario: Huh? No, Silly! Why would.... It.... Do.. that?

X: (Quickly) OhNothing!

Door Bell Ring

Link: .... Umm....

Door Bell Ring

Kirby: (Starts to Get up slowly out of a chair) I'll Beeeeeeeeee geeeeeeetttttiiingggg thaaaa-

Sonic: (Walks all the way downstairs and opens the door)

Kirby: (Gets back in his chair) Never mind! You go it!

Sonic: Hey Tails!

Tails: Hey Sonic!

Sonic: What brings you to these parks?

Tails: Huh? Well anyways the whole reason im here is this!

(Everything goes all wiggly and A flashback happends)

Tails: (Just getting home carrying groceries) Ahh Flying is always good! (Lands on his Door Mat. Puts the Groceries Down, and takes out a Key. He misses the lock about 6 times and on the 7th try he gets it in and walks into his house with the groceries) Lucky 7! Well time to put these..... up? (Drops his groceries and his jaw hits the ground) IVE BEEN ROBBED, STOLLEN FROM, THEFTED! Ha ha! ...Thefted. Well looks like I don't got anything in this house anymore... Talk about Grand Theft House Hold. Well I can live with Sonic and Kirby and Link and Mario and X and ..... Umm ..... Umm...... Whats his name..... oh yeah and that other o- (His house blows up) .........Cough No lucky 7....

(End of flashback)

Sonic: Sweet! So you living here with us now!

Tails: Until I get a House

Sonic: Alright!! My Little Buddy is living with me again!

Tails: Well... Guess ill just go in the guest room and unpack the stuff I brought!

Sonic: What a day....

Stay in reading for the next Digital Squad!

Authors Note: Surprise Ending! Well anyways Halloween Chapter on the 31st