Halloween Special 1
This is not part of the storyline at all. So! Enjoy!
(In the Digital Squad HQ Livingroom at 9:00 Pm. Its very dark outside... and stuff)
Kirby: (Runs into the living room) MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!
Link: ....
Mario: ...
Piko: ....
Sonic: ...
X: ... (Shoots Kirby with X buster shot)
Kirby: Ow! You don't have Christmas spirit, do you?
Link: Umm... Kirby... Its Halloween...
Kirby: ... Oh Well lets tell spooky stories!
Sonic: Alright, go ahead Kirby!
(The lights magically turn off)
Kirby: Okay! Here is a good one! Along time ago on a planet called earth there was a famous black pop star named... Michael Jackson... He was loved by millions! That was until one day during the making of a pepsi commericial he was burnt by something... I cant remember cause I forget things, well anyways he had that disease where some parts of your skin gets lighter, and he decided to.... Bleach himself!
Piko: Little girl scream
Kirby: That was only the beginning... After that he got plastic surgery and it made him look like a Female!
Mario: Dude! That's pretty fued up!
Kirby: And im not sure about this one but some say his nose fell off, others say he got it shrunk. But all I know is that he looks pretty messed up now. After that He made his voice Higher by having surgery on his vocal cords! Now some think he is a ugly looking girl! Well anyways after that, a rumor has gone around that he started molesting little boys!
Link: AHHH!!! (Runs out of the room)
Kirby: Now! This very day he lurks around all over the place looking for.... His lost nose!
Sonic: OMG!!!!!!!!
Kirby: The end
(The lights magically turn back on)
X: Yawn That wasn't scary
Link: Were you even built with a Scared Emotion?
X: I don't know!
Sonic: Is this story... real?
Kirby: I don't know, I heard it from some guy in Dreamland!
Link: (runs back in the room) Hey I just found a scary looking Mansion near Ice Hill!
Mario: Well here's our Q! Lets-a-go!
(Outside of the mansion)
Sonic: Alright! So what are we going to do here anyways?
Link: Probaly just go inside and discover every place in it and steal things that look valueble!
Piko: What if Michael Jackson lives here?
Mario: Its deserted, Dumby!
X: Hey, Kirby remember that time you accidently took Steroids?
Kirby: Oh yeah...
(Flashback)
(Kirby is rummaging around his locker at school looking for the cheeseburger he had)
Kirby: (Pulls out a stapler) That aint it (Eats it and finds a Cow) That's not it either (Eats it and finds a bottle with Pills in it that says Steroids) How did this get in my locker? Well It doesn't look like a Cheeseburger (Eats it and finds a pencil) That..... is not.. I fell dizzy (Collapse)
(End of Flashback)
Kirby: Yeah... They said I couldn't go to school no more! I didn't even know what it was!
Link: That's what happens when you eat everything you see
Kirby: Yep..
(Everyone goes in the mansion)
Mario: (Flips the Light Switch... And nothing happends) Guess it doesn't work
Sonic: That's okay! I don't need any light! ... Unless there are those ghost here
(Flashback)
(In Sandopolis Zone Act 2)
Sonic: (Walks in the Pyramid) AHH GHOST!!!! (Grabs on to a switch and a light pops on and the ghost goes away) Close one....
(End of Flashback)
Kirby: Hey I know! (Inhales the Lightbulb and copys the ability and gets Light Kirby)
Link: Wow... I thought you would get Spark ability!
Kirby: Obviously you have not played Kirby's Adventure! (Lights up the whole room and loses his ability)
Mario: Good Job Kirby!
(They Advance on into a room with a candle)
Link: Hey look a can-
(A giant chicken pops up)
Link: (Ignores the chicken) Hey look a cand-
Chicken: (in a proper voice) Hello
Link: (Still ignoring the chicken) Hey look a candl-
Chicken: Im talking, it is rude to ignore people.
Link: (Shoots the Chicken with an arrow) Hey look a candle and a dead chicken
Kirby: Its lunch now! (inhales the chicken)
Link: Im going to light the candle, Ok?
Piko: Enough delays!
Link: Whatever (Shoots the candle's tip with a fire arrow and picks the candle up)
X: Ill be right back, Im going to take a walk outside.
Sonic: Why do you always take a walk outside around 10: 30?
X: So I can watch TV on my new watch... Its operated by the moon! Toningt im watching stand up comedy until 12:00
Link: Sweeeeet....
X: (Walks out of the room)
(5 minutes later the 5 walk in a room with a Plasma Screen)
Mario: Daaaaaaammmn! This would go nicely in our living room!
Piko: Yeah... (Looks around) Yep sure would (Runs over to the tv and hits the On button and nothing happends. So he hits it another 3 times and nothing still happends) WORK YOU STUPID TV!!!!
Sonic: Its not plugged up, Dummy!
Piko: Oh... (Plugs it up then turns it on and the Tv pops on) Alright!
Mario: Ill be back I gotta take a wiz... (Leaves to find the bathroom)
(5 minutes later)
Sonic: Man! What's taking him so long!
(Where Mario is at)
Mario: Ahhhhhh much better! (Zips his pants up and washes his hands) I almost didn't make it! These mansions are always so big! (Walks out of the bathroom)
(A Shadowy Figure is seen by Mario and runs away)
Mario: Who's that? Who's there!? Show yourself!!!
(The Shadowy Figure Runs over to Mario and holds up a small tool and gets ready to stab Mario)
Mario: AHHHHHHH!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!
(Back to the others)
Link: Did you guys hear that?
Sonic: No...
Piko: Yeah! Shutup and keep watching Wanda does it!
Kirby: No seriously, I heard something too!
Link: Lets go check it out Kirby!
(They both go in the hallway and eventually reach Mario. And he's laying down on the floor)
Kirby: Gasp Oh no!
Link: Is he dead?
Mario: No im not dead!
Kirby; What are you doing on the floor!
Mario: (Sarcasticly) I don't know, I felt like taking a nap!
Link: Well come on lets get back to the others! I cant see that well in the dark and my candle blew out so lets hurry up!
(They make there way back to the others and...)
Sonic: OH MY GOD!!!! MARIO!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE!!!!
Mario: Huh? (Feels where his nose is but there is no nose there) AHHH!!! MY NOSE!!!! IVE BEEN NOSENAPED
Link: Whoa! I did not see that!
Kirby: It must be Michael Jackson!
Mario: Whoever it is we better get my nose back
Piko: Awww... Do I have to!
Mario: Hmm let me think about that- YES YOU DO!
Piko: Sigh Fine...
(The Gang goes around looking for the "NoseNapper")
Mario: I miss my big' O Nose!
(The Shadowy Figure Pops up again)
Link: AHH!!! (Throws his boomerang at the figure and it misses him)
(the Shadowy Figure Grabs Piko and takes him away)
Piko: AHHHH SCREW YOU GUYS!!!!!
Mario: Piko is missing in action!
Sonic: Not only he has Mario's Nose but now he has Piko too!
Link: I wont take this laying down! (Lays down) Guess I can, Well you guys go ahead Im going to lay down for a while
Kirby: You will get kidnapped or nosenapped
Link: If I close my eyes no one can see me (Closes his eyes)
Mario: GET YOU'RE A UP! NOW!!!
Link: (Gets up) Fine! I don't get paid enough for this!
(The gang continues on until they reach a room with a whole bunch of paintings and a star painted on the floor along with 10 lit candles on each point of the star)
Link: Dude, This is way to scary!
Kirby: I know its like a ritual room!
Sonic: We could be sacrificed or killed by a demon!
Kirby: I cant countinue on!
Link: Me neither their has to be another way!
Sonic: Yeah Im to scared to figure this puzzle out!
Mario: Will you all get a hold of yourselves! Look at yourselves! Your all acting like a bunch of god Dn Puys! Even though Piko would act like he wouldn't want to help if you were kidnapped, he would help! We cant act like this! Link! I thought you were the most courageous of the group!
Link: Im scared of rituals and summonings!
Mario: Still! Kirby... Moving on... Sonic! I thought you would never give up no matter what! You would normally do this if it was Amy or Tails or Knuckles!
Sonic: Yeah but that's Tails, Amy or Knuckles and this is... Piko
Mario: Come on People! Pay attention! We have to work together! And we will be able to do this! So What do you sa-
(The Shadow Figure Walks in the room and Snatches Mario and disappears)
Sonic: OH MY FRIGGEN GOD!!!!
Kirby: We have to save the others!
Link: (Examines the Room very Carfully and notices a pool of water on the side of the Star. Under the water is a Switch) Aha! (Shoots an ice arrow at the water and it freezes completely, then he sets a Bomb on the Ice and waits until it explodes. Now that there is nothing stopping him from hitting the switch, Link Jumps down into the once pool of water and steps on the switch and a door opens up) Man! Am I good at this stuff!
(Everyone continues on until they noticed Sonic Isn't with them anymore)
Kirby: Damn It!
Link: We have to find the 3 others before something happends to them!
(They are now in a room with a big hole in the center and a Switch on the other side)
Link: Well Kirby, I know what that switch will probally do! So start floating over there!
Kirby: Sigh Okay (Floats over to the other side and lands on the switch)
(They are now in the last room and they see the shadow figure)
Kirby: Give us back our friends
???: (Turns around)
Kirby: I knew it was you Michael Jackson!
Michael: (Spins around) Oooo! Your friends are already token care of! (Points to a jail cell where a few bodys with red stuff on them are)
Kirby: NOOO!!!!! ILL KEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL YOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!
Link: Sorry Kirby (Raises his sword and swings at Kirby but he dodges it)
Kirby: Link... How could you. I though we were friends...
Michael: Who's Bad!
Link: You were always a good friend Kirby but I had a deal to kill you before I met you... Ill remember you, Kirby! But now... Your going to have to die
Kirby: ... Dude! That's Pretty fued up!
Sonic: (Cracks a Smile and stifles back his laughter)
Kirby: Wait a second... Dead People cant laugh!
Michael: Got you! (Rips off his Face and Reveals that he is-)
Kirby: X? Dude! Was this a trick?
Mario: Yep! Its amazing what Ketchup can do!
Kirby: Well what about your nose!
Mario: That's Photoshop! See! (His nose magically reappears and disappears then reappears)
Kirby: Well Link almost killed me!
Link: (Touches his sword and it wiggles) Kinda hard to kill someone with a rubber sword!
Kirby: Dude! So this all was a Halloween Trick!
X: Yep! Don't tell me you didn't know!
Kirby: I didn't and I was scared like H E double hockey sticks! Dudes! What are you going to do for April fools day! And How did you rent this mansion!
Mario: Umm.. Kirby.. We didn't rent this Mansion
Old Man: Who's There!
Kirby: Lets get the hell out of here before we get busted!
Link: Right
The End
I know it wasn't that Scary but this is a comedy story! Not Horror! But it did have an unexpected Ending! Hope you enjoyed it. And Happy Halloween to all of you! And something else! Along with that plus candy and lots of it!