The sun shone through the pink haired girl's window. She was brushing her hair in her small room and thinking about the secret plan she had come up with earlier that day. She wrapped her headband around her head and headed out the door.

There was a bridge where her team would always meet to get ready for a mission. As she walked up to the bridge she saw a short blonde boy with spiky hair and large blue eyes. Next to him she saw the object of all her scheming, Sasuke Uchiha.

"Hey Sakura-chan" The blonde boy said. Sakura smiled at him and then moved over to Sasuke. "Hi…Sasuke" He didn't say anything. Without any warning she leaned down and kissed Sasuke right on the lips. He stumbled back and fell into the water behind him.

Sakura's face turned very red. Inside her head she was screaming from both excitement and amazement. She backed away slowly and then ran screaming. "Ino wait until you here this!"

Naruto got off the ground and started towards Sasuke who was still sitting in the water. "Hey are you ok? You fell pretty hard" The boy bellow starting to shake with what Naruto would guess was anger. He started to back away slowly not wanting to upset him further.

Sasuke stood up dripping wet and still shaking. "Why do you look so scared dobe?" He got out of the water and walked over to Naruto with his face hidden behind his hair. He was directly in front of the blonde boy and Naruto could swear he could feel every breath he took.

"Naruto…." The black haired boy started. Naruto quivered "W..What is it Sasuke?" Sasuke grabbed a hold of Naruto's shoulder. "Naruto.." His head shot up suddenly, "I am a butterfly!" He then started to flap his arms and run around in circles.

Naruto twitched "Sasuke what are you doing?" Sasuke stopped and smiled at him. "I am a butterfly Naruto-chan" This caused Naruto to jump back a few feet. "What the hell!"

Sasuke smiled and then ran away towards the ninja academy flapping his arms. "Bye Naruto-chan!" Naruto slid down a tree that was behind him. "It finally had happened….Sasuke had gone insane.

Inside the building Sasuke ran into a class room while flapping his arms. His first poor victim was Chouji. The boy could be found eating his chips like he always did. Sasuke ran towards him and smiled "Hi Chouji how are you?" Chouji blinked "Sasuke are you feeling alright?" Sasuke grabbed a hold of the boys chips and ripped them away from him. He then ran out of the class room still flapping his arms. Chouji started to cry at the fact that his beloved chips were now gone.

In the hall Sasuke ran into Sakura and Ino who were talking about what had happened earlier. Sakura turned to Sasuke and shyly spoke. "Oh..hi Sasuke….I am so sorry about what I did before..I just" Sasuke put a finger on to her lips. "It's ok Sakura" He spun the pink haired girl around and kissed her. Then he spun her back so he could grab Ino and do the same to her. They both blushed,with there hearts beating rapidly fast. "Sasuke-kun…." There eyes shot open at what they saw next. Sasuke was kissing Naruto…Then he kissed Iruka…and Shikamaru. When he saw Kakashi he wrapped his arms around him and gave him the longest hug ever. "I love you Kakashi-sensei!" He then ran away flapping his arms.

Kakashi grabbed a very red Naruto and Sakura and followed Sasuke until they got to an empty class room. Kakashi was the first to speak."Sasuke I know you are here. We just want to help you" Naruto growled "Help nothing…I WANT TO KILL HIM!"

Sasuke suddenly appeared holding something in his hand. Naruto screamed "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SLEEPING CAP!" Sasuke twitched "I've had it for a while….I do not have a problem" Naruto blinked "But how did you get it?" Sasuke put a finger to his lips. "Shhhh..Its a secret." Naruto and the others just stared.

Sasuke opened a window and put a foot onto the edge. "I'm flying now" He said in sort of song voice. They watched in horror as he jumped out the window. Naruto,Sakura and Kakashi all screamed. "Sasuke No!"

A few hours later Sasuke awoke in the hospital. "H..How did I get here?" Naruto walked into the room "Good you finally awake. Now I can kill you and be able to see the fear in your eyes." Sasuke just looked at him confused "What did I do to piss you off so much dobe?" Naruto clenched his fist "You mean to tell me you don't remember?" Sasuke shook his head. "Nope….why did I do something bad?" Naruto blushed. That was the understatement of the century. He had kissed everyone in the academy…and all in a day. Sakura and him were talking about it and they both made a promise to never tell Sasuke what had happened.

The door slid open, Sakura and Kakashi-sensei walked in and smiled. "Time to go Sasuke" Kakashi said "Just promise me you won't try to make out with Naruto and Sakura again. Sasuke,Naruto and Sakura's faces all went red. "I DID WHAT!" Sasuke screamed and then chased them out the door. Just as they were leaving a thing of rice a roni fell on top of him and buried him up to his neck.

"Why is it always me?"