Digital Squad-Chapter 7
Tails? A Digital Squad Member?
(In Digital Squad HQ, In Kirby's and Link's Room. It is 9:25 AM)
Kirby: Snore
Link: (Watching Tv) Go Tom You can get that mouse! Ooo!! You just had to run into the ironer!
Kirby: (Wakes up) You know, Jerry is better! Tom will Never Catch him!
Link: Shut up Shorty!
Kirby: (Jumps off the top bunk) Say that to my face
Link: I would but… You're going to have to get taller so you can get on my level, Shorty!
Kirby: Sure whatever…. (Walks out of the room)
(In the Game Room, A place that has A pool table, Gamecube, 6 Gameboy Advances, A Dreamcast , Super Nintindo and a Mini Bar)
Sonic: This is the Game room!
Tails: Wow! Look at all this stuff!
Sonic: Lets play Sonic Adventure 2 Battle!
(In Mario's and X's Room)
Mario: Alright This is What you need to know! There is A switch in Bowers' Castle. It Makes an Fire Alarm go off and Water will start to rain out. That's when you shoot Eletricity At Bowser And Run out of there
Piko: Aeerrr… Should I get some Booty?
Mario: Yeah, get at least half of his money
Piko: Well Shiver Me Timbers! Im going to buy me a Blasted Car with me share of the booty. So When are we going to do this, matey?
Mario: Stop talking like a Pirate! Tommorow…
(In Sonic's Room…… There isn't no one in Sonic's room!)
(In the Livingroom. X is in their building lego's)
X: E I E I O! Now that's a Gun (Picks up the realistic lego model and pretends to shoot it) I can blow up a Whole Block with this! Time to build the inside of the gun, So I can shoot stuff!
(In the Kitchen about an hour later)
X: Get out of here, Piko! No one likes you!
Piko: Why doesn't anyone like me?
Mario: We are just kidding! God! Quite being such a Pu$$y!
Piko: HEY!
Sonic: Your such a girl!
Piko: STOP IT!
Kirby: Why don't you knit a sweater You girl!
Piko: IM WARNING YOU!!!
Link: Piko
Piko: What?
Link: You… Fag!
Piko: PIIIIII KAAAAA CHUUUUU!!!!! (Lets out a Giant volt of thunder and shocks everyone around him to a crisp)
Kirby: Cough You Zap Cough like a Cough girl too!
Pikachu: That wasn't nothi-
Link: Look look, We can all sort this out by –
(3 minutes later)
Link: So we aren't girls! We aren't faggots! We sirs, are actor- I mean Digital Squad Members!
Kirby: ….. Oh my God… I get it….. Link…. I love you!
Link: (Looks around) Yeah, Whatever… (Walks Away thinking Kirby is gay)
A/N: Don't worry. Kirby is not gay… Just Stupid
Kirby: Who said that?
A/N: I did!
Kirby: Don't Interrupt the story!
A/N: Im the Author! I can interrupt anytime I want!
Kirby: Shutup!
A/N: Don't make me come down there!
Kirby: (leaves)
A/N: Yeah I thought so!
Piko: Soooo……. Link, Whats with the Blouse?
Link: Its not a Blouse, it's a tunic…. Jerkass!
Piko: Oh… I always wondered what it was that you are always wearing
Mario: Good News, Everyone! Our next Mission is Now! (Spins the wheel and it lands on Sonic)
Sonic: YES!!!! I pick Tails and X
Tails: Me?
Mario: Today's Mushroom Piece is in a Demon. And this demon is in Japan in the Past…. Well anyways it has 6 pieces in it!
X: Sounds Awkward…
Link: I know how to get you all there!
Mario: Well… Since Link is the only one who can get yall there, guess he is going to…
(After a Flight to Japan)
Link: Okay Here we go (Takes out the Ocarina of time) So now I play the song of time and go back… How many years am I suppose to go back?
X: Go back really Far!!!!
Tails: What about a hundred years!
Sonic: No! The Feudal Age!
Link: …… No..
Sonic: Im the Leader and I say F E U D A L Space A G E !
Link: Fine… (Plays the song of time and they go to the past)
X: Whoa… It looks so different!
Tails: I-I know! Wow…
Sonic: Nothing to see here but trees! I could of gone to a Park if I wanted to see a bunch of trees!
Link: Hey do you guys hear that?
(They see a person walking with a big sword. This Person is wearing red clothes and has long white hair)
Link: Hey im going to ask him if he seen a demon, Okay.
Sonic: Im going to!
Tails: You cant, Sonic! We don't exist yet and no one knows about us yet so only Link can go, being that he looks most like a human!
X: Link is Hylian! There is a Diffrence! Hylians have long ears and noses!
Link: Will you all shut up! Im going over there to ask him about a demon, okay!
(Link Walks over to the persom which is obviously Big Suprise Inuyasha)
Link: Hey, Have you seen any demons?
Inuyasha: Yep, There all over the place!
Link: All over the… place? So there is more than one demon Oh Okay well cou-
Kagome: Can you slow down a little bit, Inuyasha! Who's this?
Inuyasha: How should I know!
Link: Oh, Im Link! And I was asking if you could help us find one of these? (Pulls out the golden mushroom piece that Kirby one a few days ago)
Inuyasha: Do you got Jewl Shards?
Link: …. Oh yeah I got one of those! (Pulls out a normal jewel)
Kagome: He means a Shard of the Sacred Shekon Jewl!
Link: Oh…. No….
Inuyasha: Then you get no help from us!
Link: What?! Why!?
Inuyasha: Cause we are trying to collect all of the jewl shards!
Link: Im sure you can stop your quest just for a few hours to help me find something, I did it before… A million times…
Inuyasha: And I did too but right now I don't think I have to help a stupid kid find some toadstool!
Link: They are not mushrooms they are shaped like mushrooms but golden! And im not a Stupid Kid!
Kagome: Cant we help him?
Inuyasha: No!
Link: Wait! Where do you get jewel shards?
Inuyasha: Demons usually have them!
Link: And that's where the golden mushroom pieces are!
Inuyasha: Alright Kid! Let me do all the work and Ill find this demon
Link: HEY! Im not a helpless Kid! I saved a whole Kingdom 2 times! I know how to fight!
Inuyasha: Yeah sure… Look just stay with Kagome until I get ba-
(Suddenly a whole heard of demons start heading there way)
Link: AHHHH!!!!!
Inuyasha: Naraku… Kid, Stay with Kagome!
Link: No way! I can take them!
Kagome: (Grabs Link) No, Link! A kid like you could get killed!
Link: (Trys to get away) You don't understand! I can do this by myself if you would let me (Gets out of Kagome's Grasp) Watch me! (Runs next to Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: I thought I told you to stay put!
Link: No can do! Watch an expert!
Inuyasha: Fine if you want to get killed, go ahead be my guest!
(First Link shoots a few arrows at some demons but then he realizes that he's not taking down enough. So Link Tosses his boomerang at them taking out a lot of demons. He catches his boomerang and unseaths his sword and shield. He charges after the demons and slashes at them one after another. One of the Demons attacks Link but its not enough to bring him down. He puts his sword and shield back and Takes a out his mini bombs and throws them at some demons hoping not to blow up the one with the Golden mushroom pieces. As Link looks around he see's that there are still a lot of demons left. He runs into the middle of the herd without thinking and gets attacked a few times and uses Dins Fire. It Incenerated every Demon around him except for one)
Inuyasha: (in shock) How the… How could a little kid like you do all that!?
Link: (Tired) I told you I saved a whole Kingdom before.
Inuyasha: Still your not as good as me! Wait is that? It is!
Link: Who
Inuyasha: Naraku….
Link: Him? That Loser? HA!!!
Inuyasha: Alright Kid! You think your so tough! Then go ahead and get yourself killed!
Link: Go ahead and watch me! (Shoots an arrow at Naraku and nothing hapends)
Naraku: Pathetic Kid! Do you actually think you can defeat me!?
Link: (With a shocked look) No.. Not anymore.....
Naraku: (Summons alot more demons and disappears)
Link: (Sees the golden mushroom peice and its around all the demons.) Alright a golden mushroom!
Kirby: (Appears out of no where)
Link: Kirby! How the- Where the-? What the fudge are you doing here and why!
Inuyasha: Whats a kirby?
Link: A Not Very Smart In the head freind of mine
Kirby: Im here because im the star of the comic! And people were going to long without seeing the STAR of this adventure!
Link: Well I get to be a star next time!
Kirby: well anyway i see that you found the Mushroom!
Link: Yeah but its in the middle of all them demons!
(Suddenly Hello Kitty appears)
Hello Kitty: I can help you!
Link: ....
Kirby: .....
Inuyasha: ......
Kagome: ......
Sonic: ......
Tails: .....
Hello Kitty: ......
Link: .... Gay! (Shoots Hello Kitty with an Ice Arrow)
Kirby: As i was saying Just shoot a light arrow at the one in the middle and as the light goes away you go get the mushroom!
Link: Thats good and all.... But how about if i just shoot a light arrow at the one in the middle and as the light goes away I go get the mushroom!
Kirby: Thats an great idea!
Link: See told you he was stupid, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: I see that! I wonder if this would work (Kicks Kirby)
Kirby: OW!! WHY I OUTTA!!! (Leaps at Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: It was him! (points to Link)
Kirby: (Freezes in mid air) Oh thank you (Redirrects his leap towards Link)
Link: AHHHHH Get offa me you little piece of gum!
Kirby: I dont like being kicked!
Link: I should try that on Mario! (He shoots an Light arrow at the demon in the middle Killing all the other demons he grabs all the Mushroom Piece and goes back to inuyasha)
Inuyasha: Impressive
Link: Yeah wel-
Sonic: Hey! you forgot all about us!
Tails: Yeah while you were killing those demons we found a gold mushroom piece!
X: Turns out there were 2 here!
Kagome: so thats what a golden mushroom peice is! I have one of those!
Link: Sweet! 3 in one trip!
Kagome: You can have it if you want, Here! (Hands Link the Mushroom piece)
Link: Thanks! You guys have helped us alot! Ill repay you by helping you fight Naraku after i get the rest of the Mushroom Pieces
Inuyasha: Alright bye!
Link: (Plays the song of time)
(The Present day about an hour later)
Mario: Thats all you found! you guys are loosers! Im just messing with you all! Lets all go out for dinner.
Link: I dont like being called a loser! (Kicks Kirby)
Kirby: HEY!!!!
Link: It was him! (Points to Mario)
Kirby: (Lunges at Mario and before He even touches Mario I conclude this chapter!)
THE END! I promise- No! I swear to god! No!!! I swear to Naryu, That i will update this alot more often!