Digital Squad
Christmas
(December 25, 2004 at the Hq, 8:00 Am)
Piko: (wakes up) ALRIGHT! (Runs downs the stairs and slips on a rug) Damnit! (Gets back up and heads towards the livingroom. He looks at the christmas tree) YESSS!!!! (Looks under the tree and the is no presents) What the He- Come on!!!!!! (Runs ups to Marios room and smacks Mario to wake him up) Wake up fat$$ There are no presents under the tree and i need that Nintendo DS!
Mario: Miscomprehansion of something (Falls back to sleep)
Piko: ARGH (Punches Mario) WAKE THE HELL UP YOU PORK EATING CRACKER!
Mario: Im Italian not white! (Gets out of bed)
X: (Walks through the door) Whats all the racket!
Piko: Yo Moma, now buy me some presents! And waht are you doing up!
X: I dont sleep!
Link: (Walks into the room) Whats with all the noise!
Piko: No presents Lots of noise!
Link: Wha-
Tails: (Enters the room) Hey all of you! SHUTUP!!!!!
Piko: YOU SHUTUP!!!!!
Kirby: (Walks in) Whazzup whazzup whazzup in da hizzah!!!
Piko: ......
Mario: ......
X: .......
Tails: Kirby.... just no.... Just for that im going to move in with Knuckles!
Sonic: (Walks in) Merry Christmas everyone!
Mario: There are too many people in my room! Everyone In the living room!
(In the living room)
Mario: Okay now! Whats the problem?
Piko: Need Presents!
Mario: Oh right! (Takes out a remote control with a big red shiny button and presses it and the presents appear under the tree) Cloaking device!
Kirby: Shiny button.....
Piko: Alright! (Runs up to the tree which has 31 presents under it)
Kirby: Mario, Whats a lesbian?
Mario: ... Uh oh, why?
Kirby: I heard it on the news
Mario: You tell him Link!
Link: Your too young to know
Kirby: Your younger than me though!
Sonic: It is a female that is attraticed to females! And since when did you watch the news!
Kirby: Ever since 9/11
X: You was not here then!
Kirby: I ment 9/11/04!
Link: Suuure...
Kirby: Whats with those christmas ornaments! Look at them! There over there... just plotting!
Blue Ornament: So when do you plan on breaking...
Green Ornament: Tommorow........... Im going to doing it this time!
Kirby: And why is there a Intivity scene there! I dont even belive in Jesus!!!
Mario: (gasp) What kind of christain are you!
Kirby: Im Jewish, Genius!
Sonic: (Gasp) Oh my God!
Piko: (Gasp) Oh my Lord
Mario: (Gasp) Oh my God!
Link: (Gasp) Oh my Naryu!
X: (Gasp) Oh my God
Jesus: (Gasp) Oh my father!
Sonic: You never told us that!
Kirby: Oh... Well you know now!
Mario: You mean i got you that present for nothing!
Sonic: Yeah! We got him presents and he is jewish!
Link: Lets lock him in stone tower temple!
Kirby: Fellas fellas! Look none of this matters the point is im going to take my presents now! ........ Wait a second! Link is Hylian!
Link: Umm... Yeah?
Sonic: We have two non christains! Lets get them!
Kirby: STOP!!! Me and Link got all of you presents!
Mario: Works for me!
Kirby: (Goes up to the tree) Whoa! some of these presents are bigger than me!
Piko: And so is a ruler genius!
Kirby: (Opens a present) Alright a Nintendo DS and Mario 64 x 4.... I know this has to be from Mario!
Mario: Yep!
Kirby: This one is from X! (Opens the gift) Sweet! A Ray gun!
X: I knew you would like it!
Kirby: Yeah This is from Sonic (Opens it) Alright New shoes!
Link: Open mine!
Kirby: Okay (Opens Links gift and holds it above his head link does whenever he gets a item) The Kokiri Sword and a Deku sheild!!!
Link: Since i had the Mirror sheild and the glided sword i had no reason to keep that old sword
Kirby: Here is one from Piko (Opens it) A Box full of mentos as big as me!
Piko: Yep its onevof the best things aint it!
Kirby: Yeah!
Piko: Hey what did you get me?
Kirby: Soon you shall know!
Piko: (Opens up a box) A Tape? Is it porn!
Link: It is? Alright lets watch it!
Mario: You are to young, link!
Kirby: Wait! Its not porn! Its better! Its...... Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
Sonic: Well Alright!
Piko: Not better but good enough for me!
Mario: What did i get? (Opens the present Kirby got him) Super Boots and A Hammer Yay! I guess
(15 minutes later)
X: (Opens up his present from Sonic) A Flame thrower! What I always wanted, even though I got one built in me!
Mario: Well thats all the presents!
Link: Time for some good ole Chateau Romani! (Takes out 6 bottles filled with Chateau Romani and gives one to everyone) Drink up everyone! Becareful! those are the only bottles I have!
Kirby: Ah this is the best drink I know of so far! (Starts Drinking)
Sonic: Yep
Mario: Yep
X: Yeah
Piko: Mmhm
(Eveyone stays there drinking Cheteau Romani and saying yep and mmhm for about 10 minutes)
Sonic: What do we do now?
LLCool J: Who wants to come to a non nintendo party!
X and Sonic: ME
LLCool J: Then lets go
(LLCool J, Sonic and X Leaves)
Mario: Who left the door open
Kirby: What just happend?
Link: I dont even know!
Piko: Yeah.... That was completely random and stupid!
Mario: Well At least this is not one of those stories that have the author always in it
Link: Yeah those are.... random and stupid like what just happend with Cool J
Kirby: Right on!
Link: Hey If I shot an arrow at Kirby what would happend!
Kirby: I would scram
Link: You made a typo next time put the e in!
Mario: Hey did you hear on the news that the 4th wall was broken!
Piko: We kinda figured that out already!
Link: Lets break stuff!
Piko: Thats Something i would expect form Kirby, Link!
Mario: Well lets play Mario 64 x 4!
Link: We cant... Because the Author has yet to play it...
Piko: Its so boring when X and Sonic are gone!
Kirby: Come on everyone! Lets go to Dreamland!
Link: Or we could go to Hyrule!
Mario: Or the Mushroom Kingdom!
Piko: Or none of those places!
(10 minutes later)
Piko: Well its not like I had a choice
(Of course they are in the Mushroom Kingdom)
Mario: Time check
Kirby: Its 8:40 Am
Mario: You 3 can go where ever you want but be back in 16 hundred hours!
Link: Sir yes sir!
Mario: (Leaves off to the castle)
Piko: Well... we got about 7 hours to do some stuff! Where to go, Chumps....
Link: Do you want to piss Mario off?
Kirby: Sure that never gets old
Piko: What will we do to piss him off?
Link: Lets be late!
Kirby: What should we do!!!
Link: Lets go to Luigis
(At Luigis house)
Knock Knock Knock
Piko: Open up boy!
Luigi: (Opens the door) Hey Its Kirby, Link and ...... Umm ........... Hold on ............... Wait a sec ............... (Snapping his fingers) Umm........ Joe!
Piko: ITS PIKO!!!!
Luigi: Right Come on In!
(In Luigis house)
Luigi: What has Mario been up to?
Kirby: We are on a quest to get all the golden mushroom pieces!
Luigi: I have one of those (Hands Link the Peice)
Kirby: Why him?
Link: (Holds the piece over his head and a chime like dun dun dun DUUUN is heard and a message box appears)
Message Box: You got a Mushroom Piece. This single piece is worth exactly 895 ruppes. Keep collecting!
Link: Time to make Mario mad! (Takes out the Ocarina and plays the song of double time)
(At 6;00 PM)
Link: (Stretches) Time Flys when you stay in the same position for hours
Mario: Aha! there you are! You got some Xplaining to do cause you 3 are fired!
Kirby: All come on forgive us its christmas!
Mario: Only on one condition
Kirby: .................. Thats less than 10 right?
Mario: Yes and its to give me something worth more than 500 ruppes
Link: How Convinent! (Gives him the golden mushroom peice)
Mario: saved by the Gold, Lets go home!
(At HQ)
Mario: Well lets light the tree (Turns it on)
Piko: Lets play with the gifts
Kirby: Horray to Christmas!
Mario: And for the Audience! wait until December 31 for your present!
Kirby: Its a game featureing me and
Link: Me!
Piko: And its called Kirbys dreamland 4! And its still unfinished!
Mario: You need flash to run it!
Kirby: So Merry Christmas! And Have a happy new year!
The End