A/N: Sorry I didn't update yesterday, my life is hectic right now! With exams and studying! Hello? Why do teachers give you homework when you need to study?

Disclaimer: Don't know if I need to do this for every chapter, but what the hell,I don't own harry potter or the characters. The only thing I own is the plot and the OC's.

Hey! I actually did a sort-of proper disclaimer!

Chapter fourteen.

I'm going to go to Hogsmeade with Lily today, and then I'll find out what she wants! It's four days before Christmas and… what the hell was that?

Diarecordium Spell.

"Give it back!" Sirius yelled,

"No, it's mine!" Remus shouted,

"It loves me more!" Peter screeched,

"What the hell is going on?" James asked confusedly, they were standing in the common room fighting over a piece of fruit.

"This apricot has just declared its love for me!" Remus sung,

"No, it loves me!" Peter cried,

Sirius grabbed his wand and yelled, 'petrificus totalus.' James looked around and saw Peter and Remus lying on the floor, stiff as boards.

Sirius clutched the apricot to his chest, "I will never leave you!" he sighed,

"I would die for you Miss. Apricot, I want to marry you!" he exclaimed,

"Sirius? What the hell is your problem?" James yelled,

"I have fallen for, Miss Apricot!" Sirius said, "She is everything I ever wanted in a woman!"

"Sirius! It's a piece of fruit!"

"Don't!" Sirius said, covering the spot where the ears would be, "You'll hurt her feelings."

In the corner of James' eye he saw a flicker of colour. He looked over to the stairs that led to the girl's dormitories and saw another flicker, and then he heard a snigger.

"Lily, shut up!" a voice hissed,

"Sorry."

"Just shut up!"

James crept over to the stairs and saw Ellie, Emma and Lily standing there, pressed up against the wall. He had seen the colour flickering from Ellie's ever-changing hair.

"What did you do to him?" James demanded,

"Not telling." Ellie said,

"Emma, tell me!" he commanded,

"We slipped a love potion into his juice, and Remus and Peter's and then shoved an apricot in front of them." Emma confessed immediately.

"Emma!" Ellie said, outraged; pranking people was her way of forgetting her grief.

"Sorry!" she apologized,

"Good idea!" James said; he was impressed, "Why didn't you get me too?"

"Cos' you were so excited about going to Hogsmeade that you spilled your juice." Ellie said, "Shame though, it would have been funny to see you like that!"

"Oh." James glanced at Sirius, who was now making out with the apricot, "Sirius would you cut it out?"

"No!" he exclaimed,

"That's it, I'm taking you to Madame Pomfrey."

"But what about Miss Apricot, we haven't been fully acquainted yet!"

"Miss. Apricot can come too." James sighed,

"Okay, our first date!" Sirius said happily, allowing James to push him out of the room.

Diarecordium Spell Terminated.

Well, that took a while. I left him with Madame Pomfrey. She said he'll be babbling for a few days before he is completely better.

But I'm now on my way to Hogsmeade with the one, the only, Lily Evans.

Diarecordium Spell.

"James, where are we going?" Lily asked,

"Somewhere." James said bluntly, he took her hand as they walked down the main road of Hogsmeade.

"Tell me."

"No, it's a surprise." James said,

"James, I refuse to take one more step until you tell me where you are taking me!" Lily said, being her usual stubborn self.

Fine, have it your way." He laughed with a mischievous grin.

He picked her up and slung her over his shoulder, despite her loud protests,

"James! Ahh! What the…?" she screamed,

"You said that you wouldn't take another step!" He laughed,

"Oh, I can't see anything except your backside. Put me down."

"No, I know that you enjoy staring at my backside Lily, because that is what you have been doing for the past six years!"

"You wish James Potter." Lily laughed, as James came to a halt. He finally put her down gently, Lily turned around. She was standing in a beautiful forest clearing. There was an ice blue lake, and droopy willow trees all around, there was a picnic laid out near the lake.

"Oh James!" Lily said, flinging her arms around her neck and kissing him.

Diarecordium Spell Terminated.

Well, that was a success. Lily is in the bathroom, while I am paying for her Christmas present. It's a little charm bracelet. She spent fifteen minutes looking at it. I'm going to get her some emerald earrings too, but I don't have time right now. Ah, Lily's coming back!

…

Later, my bedroom.

When Lily came out of the bathroom, she tried to look in the bag containing her present. She asked me what was in it, I told her it was Sirius' Christmas gift, she believed me… I think.

She also told me that Sirius could come back to her house for Christmas as well, because otherwise he would be at my house, all by himself. I don't really think that would be a good idea, but if he came to Lily's he would probably get drunk and then hit on her mum, or sister, who apparently looks like a horse. I think I'll just let him come and then hide all the alcohol I see.

It's weird, all today none of my friends have written in my diary, cos' they've been in the hospital wing. I've spent all day by myself, because they are in love with an apricot. I wasn't really by myself, I had Lily, but that was only for like two hours.

Oh my god, I just heard a cry of "I love you Miss Apricot!" which means that Sirius, Remus or Peter has escaped from the Hospital Wing. Gotta go…

a/n: Sorry it's short, the next chapter will definitely be lots longer!

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