Well its been probaly forever since the last hapter came but school work and sometimes money if i someone wants something im selling. So you guys can expect alot of chapters from May to August! So im Sorry. Ive been bad to my fans (Thats if I have any) So Here you go. Oh yeah Im going to move this to the Smash Bros. Section since it fits in that category better!

Digital Squad

Chapter 8

Kirby: Hey Mario, You know what sucks about this story?

Mario: What?

Kirby: The fact that you have to have knowlage of our games to get some of the story...

Mario: Well then all they have to do is buy a few of games!

Kirby: Yes buy our games

Mario: Buy Mario 64 Ds and Super Mario Sunshine

Kirby: And get Kirby and the Amazing Mirror and Kirbys Air ride

Piko: What are you all doing!

Mario: Trying to get the readers to buy our games

Piko: You all are morons... Buy Pokemon Leaf Green though! Its a good game...

Sonic: And Sonic Heroes!

Kirby: Where did you come from Sonic?

Sonic: Well you see my Mom and my Dad got together one night and poof! Here i am!

Kirby: (Tapping the bottom of his mouth) Really?

X: Get Megaman X Commando Mission

Link: And The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventure!

Mario: Alright! Enough Advertising! Im going to look at all those cool badges I have! (Walks away)

Kirby: Have you ever thought that Mario was...

Sonic: What...

Kirby: Um... You know... (Stares at X)

X: ... (Blink) What!

Kirby: Whats all that Blue stuff all over you?

X: ... I should shoot you right now, Kirby! You never noticed that I always wore this armor!

Kirby: Wha?

X: You must not be very observant?

Link: Man I sure could go for some Koolaid right about now...

Kirby: Then lets buy some at the store

Link: I will go ahead and do that

Kirby: Can I go?

Link: No

Kirby: Can I go?

Link: No

Kirby: Can I go?

Link: No

Kirby: Can I not go?

Link: No

Kirby: Ha! I got you! Lets go!

Link: Fine! Do what you do best, Act stupid and follow me!

(Walking to the Store)

Link: Alright now... Listen, Dont say anything when we get to the store!

Kirby: ... The what?

Link: Kirby, Im a little worried about you... your acting dumb...er than usual. Have you been drinking?

Kirby: Only one sex on the beach

Link: So we did have vodka... Well stop drinking! No wonder you were acting stupid last chapter

Kirby: Hey what if we pulled the four sword?

Link: Your doing that! Or ill send you back to the mirror world!

Kirby: (Cringes) Fine... I want some Grizzlebees™! Zesty Wings... Mmmm

Link: Thats it! (Stops walking and picks Kirby up)

Kirby: Whoa!

Link: (Chucks Kirby at a tree head first)

Kirby: Ow... WHAT THE H IS YOUR PROBLEM! WHY IS ONE OF MY FING HOUSEMATES ALWAYS HITTING ME ON THE DN HEAD! CANT YOU AHOLES SEE THAT HURTS! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF THREW YOUR A AT A TREE! YOU WONT, B BUT I GUESS THATS THE PRICE I PAY FOR LIVING WITH 5 JACKAES!

Link: ... Whoa.. Come on... I mean... wow... Lets try to keep this PG-13... Okay... This Story is already underrate as it is!

Kirby: Man I feel wierd... (Collapses)

Link: Kirby... Kirb? Are you ok, Kirb... Din Dit... (Flips Kirby Over with his foot) You can stop trying to scare me... This isnt funny... (Tries his best to act scared) Oh No Kirby! Wake up Wake up! (Stops Acting) Uh oh... Kirby wake up! Kirby wake up. (Picks Kirby up and takes a deep breath) WAKE UP! Oh my Naryu... This cant be happening. I have to get him somewhere quick! (Looks Around and the closest place he sees is Annas house) No i cant do that to the poor girl... Hq is to far away... (Trys to see if Kirby is breathing) How do you know if they are breathing! ARGH!

Kirby: (Coughs up some red stuff) Link...

Link: Yeah?

Kirby: Come closer

Link: To avoid making it seem like im gay, im just going to say no...

Kirby: Shutup! My life is on the line... I always looked up to you...

Link: Well duh, shorty!

Kirby: Damnit Link! Im trying to tell you that I always looked up to like you were my brother. I always thought that you were like a older brother that I never had... (Looses Consiosness again)

Link: Well Anna is a Kirby, she should know what to do!

(At Annas House)

Link: (Knock Knock Knock)

Anna: Oh hey Lin- (Notices Kirby)Oh my God whats wrong with Kirby? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!

Link: Actually i was hoping that you would know... He Just Collapsed

Anna: Well hurry up and get him a Maxinum Tamato!

Link: All right then!

Anna: Hurry there is not much time!

Link: (Leaves)

Anna: O Kirby... I hope youll be okay soon...

Kirby: (Opens his eyes) God I feels like I got hit on the head with some wood... Where am I?

Anna: Kirby your okay! (Hugs him)

Kirby: What am I doing at your house

Anna: You kinda fell unconcious...

Kirby: Oh... but that still isnt telling me why im here

Anna: Link dropped you off here while he went to get you a tamato

Kirby: Oh okay, well now that im here what do you want to do?

Anna: (Smiles seductivly) Just follow me

Kirby: I dont know what we are going to do, but i can defiantly tell im going to like it!

(Lets see what Link is up to, At Vegitable Valley)

Link: Celery, Corn, Dills, Brocilli, Oarnges, ... Oarnges? Ah here is a tamato. Wait... why doses it have a M on it...

Tamato: I dont know

Link: (Drops the Tamato) AHH!

(10 minutes and a song on the ocarina later)

Link: Im almost there... I hope the little guy is alright

(In Annas House)

Anna: Alright I got 3 of a kind

Kirby: (Smirks) I got a full house!

(Knock Knock knock)

Anna: Ill get it! (Walks over to the door and opens it) Hey Link

Link: Hey... Are you playing poker?

Anna: Why yes

Link: So kirby is better?

Anna: Yep

Link: So i got this (Holds up the tamato) for nothing

Anna: Yeah

Link: (Shouting) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

Kirby: (Walks up to Link) Alright! My tamato is here! Gimme!

Link: ... Here is your food! (Throws it at Kirby and it splats on his face)

Kirby: Hey! I was going to eat that!

Link: Come on!

Kirby: Fine... Alright bye Anna

Anna: Okay bye

(Almost at the store they are stoped when they see 3 walls and 1 in pieces)

Link: Whoa... what happend here?

Kirby: I knew this would happend

(Flash back after the battle with Kracko)

Kracko: You know what! You will pay for this! I shall destroy the fourth wall and then the 3rd wall

Kirby: ... Whatever why dont you go home and cry to your moma! She waiting for you... and me!

(End of flashback)

Link: How do we fix a wall?

Kirby: Duck tape!

Link: No! We need Construction workers!

Kirby; Or that cane of Picori!

Link: ... How the hell is that going to help us

Kirby: Well, it flips things upside down, right?

Link: yeah but that has nothing to do with fixing a wall

Kirby: Well lets go to the fourth wall!

(At the fourth wall)

Link: Whos that

Kirby: Thats Kracko and now hes trying to break the 3rd wall

Link; So thats the cloud guy that you pwned

Kirby: (Puts on some sunglasses) Yep, lets roll

Link: (Shoots an arrow at Kracko and it goes right through him since he is a cloud)

Kirby: The eye shoot the eye

Link: What is it with Nintendo and shooting eyes (Shoots a Arrow at Krackos eye and it falls down to he ground)

Kirby: (Jumps on Kracko) I will rock your face! (Starts punching Kracko in the eye and he gets up after a bit)

Link: Well this time ill make sure that one eyed cloud wont get back up! (Straps a bomb onto an arrow and shoots it at Krackos eye and knocks him down hard)

Kirby: (Kicks him in the eye and Kracko springs up and screams)

Link: That was easy

Kracko: AHHHHHH! (Causes a huge explosion)

(1 hour later)

Kirby: (Wakes up) Whoa am I dead? If i am does that mean... im in heaven... or hell? I hope its the first one... is Link dead too?

Link: I honestly do not think so, and stop talking to yourself!

Kirby: Are the walls broken?

Link: Nope lets go home

Kirby: why is it that if something takes to long you give up on it

Link: Once youve been in my shoes you would know!

Kirby: Your shoes would not fit me and you are wearing boots...

Link: Its a ... Just shutup, ill come back to is later...

Kirby: Yeah sure...

(at the hq)

Mario: Umm starting to wonder when those losers are going to get back with the kool-aid

(Link and Kirby walk through the door)

Mario: Where the hell is the kool-aid

Link: Long story, if you give me some of that jack danniels you have in the fridge ill tell you

Mario: Its not that important. Anyways we found the next Shroom Peice

Piko: Yeah. Its where im from

Kirby: DOG GONE IT! I hate the Pokemon world!

Sonic: There is another one in Rose Town if you want to go there.

Mario: Rose Town, eh... Well Lets-a go!

Link: Alright then

Mario: Tommorow that is! I have to go to the mall so i can buy Wario Ware inc: Touched. Anyone coming?

Kirby: ill go

Piko: Me too

Link: Go get the kool-aide while your gone!

X: Yeah and make sure its grape!

Mario: Bye Losers!

(At the mall, 8:20 PM)

Mario: Alright where is the game store)

Piko: I think its over th- (Sees a girl walk by. Piko walks over to her) Hey baby whussap!

SLAP

Piko: (Rubbing his cheek) Oww...

Mario: Im starting to think your gay or something... Ive never seen anybody get shotdown so many times before

Piko: No im just unsuccesful with women

Mario: Sure you are, lets just go

Piko: Game store is that way! (Points to the eastern direction still rubbing his cheek)

(They start walking that way)

Mario: Hey Kirby youve been oftenly quiet since we got here.

Kirby: CGAH!

Mario: What?

Kirby: huh?

Mario: What?

Kirby: Huh?

Piko: Hey Mario, Lets go in here!

Mario: (Looks at the store) A foot locker? But you cant even wear shoes! I mean i understood if you wore shoes but, come on, Honestly. You dont even wear clothes except for that blue party hat you wear twice a week.

Kirby: (In the store) Alright now you see. Can you hook a brother up with those kicks over there, cause i aint down with theese biscuits im wearing!

Dude: Yeah, I feel you shorty, those shoes aint cool. I can get you some of those jordans over there for 40 bones.

Kirby: Alright! Thats what im talking about. (Grabs the shoes and looks at them) Theese boys is sweet. Here you go! (Hands the guy 8 red rupees)

Dude: What the hell are theese?

Kirby: Rupees... You know.. Cash... Bling blin-

Mario: (Walks in) They dont take rupees here, Kirby!

Dude: Oh snap! You that video game charecter! Umm.. Luigi!

Mario: Thats my brother... im Mario

Dude: Yeah! I knew that

Mario: Alright here is 40 dollars. (Hands him the money)

Dude: Nice doing bussiness with you! See I be you would look like a G in those!

Kirby: Thanks, Cuz!

(Later on at the video game store)

Kirby: Theese shoes im weraing are Gnarly!

Mario: Yeah but you owe me!

Piko: There it is!

Mario: Okay! (Grabs 6 copies)

(They all go up to the clerk)

Mario: Here im purchasing theese!

Clerk: 180

BAM

Piko: OWWW WHAT DID I DO

Mario: Give me 20. I only brought 200 with me!

Piko: (Grubling) fine...

(At home, 9:00 PM)

Sonic: Alight you are home! Lets play Wario Ware!

Mario: Okie-dokie Smokie!

X: ...

Sonic: ...

Link: ...

Piko:

Kirby: ... Mario ... Just no... Not even i would say something that stupid

Mario: Thats funny right there, i dont care who you are!

Piko: I love you guys

(Everyone gets quiet again and stares at Sonic)

Piko: Forget you losers

The End

You all probally arent going to like the idea but i want to get rid of sonic and X. Its not that i dont like them, its just that i dont like to work with a whole lot of charecter. When you all write your reviews and i doubt you will, Just tell e how you feel on the situation. I might change my mind and I might not so before I post the chapter after the next one, Just let me know and we will see.