Digital Squad
Chapter 9
Evil Clones
(In the Digital Squad HQ)
Link: Arent we suppose to be in rose town?
Mario: We gotta kill these losers first!
Kirby: Come get some!
Mw Kirby: Oh im gonna kill you
Kirby: Then do it!
Mario: I dont want to fight in this stupid body
Piko: If you dont try then im not going to help you get back to being an adult!
Mario: fine...
Link: (pulls out his bow) Say Hello to my little friend (Shoots an arrow at Metal Mario and it bounces right off of him)
Mario: Ma-ma-mia! Hes metal! Does it look like a arrow would hurt him
Link; Yeah, Well it made a dent
Metal Mario: (Charges towards Link and punches him)
Link: (Gets knocked back a couple of yards)
Mario: Do i have to do everything! (Shoots alot of fireballs at Metal Mario and melts him)
Dark Link: (Draws his sword and swings at Link who blocks it)
Link: (Stabs Dark Link in the stomach and dark link fades away) Oh yeah baby!
MW Kirby: Argh... This isnt the last time youll see us! (Disappears)
Piko: We better watch our backs... now they are after us...
Kirby: Yeah..
Piko: Your clones are kinda gay... well lets turn mario back into an adult
(1 hour later)
Mario: So thats it?
Kirby: Thats it...
Mario: Thats all i gotta do?
Kirby: Yeah thats about it
Mario: So you telling me if i want to buy some new dvds just download them?
Piko: You dont get it do you
Mario: No i dont!
Link: Lets go to Rose Town!
Mario: (Punches Link in the stomach and turns Demonic) Only ye who art from a kingdom of mushrooms may say that! If you dare say that again I shall rip thy liver out and feed it for the maggots to feast upon! So art thee ready to go?
Link: ... yes?
Mario: (Gets back to normal) Than Lets-a-go!
Kirby: Did anyone else think that was creepy?
Piko: Just me...
(In Rose town)
Kirby: Okay so what your saying is that not here?
Mario: Yeah guess I was wrong
Kirby: (Glares at Mario) You Bastard...
Mario: So what do you wanna do?
Link: Party all night
Piko: Push it good
Link: ...
Mario: Yeah lets do that
Kirby: What? Why would we want to push it good?
Mario: No I meant Party
Link: But then again we just had a party yesterday...
Mario: Wanna go into the TV?
Piko: What?
Mario: I know how to jump inside of video games paintings and TVs
Kirby: Lets do that!
Mario: Okay lets find a TV
(After finding a Toad and ordering him to get out of its house, The 4 heroes found a TV)
Link: Alright! Lets do this! (Turns on the TV)
Mario: Ok lets see... Whats Final Destination?
Kirby: The stage off of our Tournament in Smash Bros.
Mario: Well Lets-a-go (He jumps in with everyone)
(They are transported to a clear field with trees and a road)
Piko: i dont think this is the Final Destination stage
Mario: Whatever queer
Piko: Shut your face, fag
Kirby: Do you guys ever shut up
Link: This is boring... (Walks out into the road)
Mario: Shut up puffflake
Kirby: Dont call me puffflake, buttwipe
Mario: Screw you mo- LINK WATCH OUT!
Link: (Sees a car coming) Time for a little fun (Jumps on the car and stands on the roof of the car) Yeee haw!
Mario: Jack ass...
Kirby: Well how is he going to get dow- LOOK OUT LINK!
Link: (Sees the car swirving towards a tree and looks around franticly. Link finds a tree and uses his hookshot to grapple to it)
Kirby: (Glares at Link) You play to much
Link: Yep
(The car crashes into a tree and explodes. The tree goes flying along the ground. Kirby turns around and sees the tree coming towards the whole group)
Kirby: OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The tree crushes into them killing them all)
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPP!
Piko: Shut your face, fag
Kirby: (Shaking his head) What the...
Link: This is boring... (Walks out into the road)
Kirby: Huh?
Mario: Kirby are you oka- LINK WATCH OUT!
Link: (Sees a car coming) Time for a little fun (Jumps on the car and stands on the roof of the car) Yeee haw!
Mario: Jack ass...
Kirby: Oh my god... Whats happening
Link: (Sees the car swirving towards a tree and looks around franticly. Link finds a tree and uses his hookshot to grapple to it)
Kirby: NO! Get out of the way!
Link: Huh?
(The car crashes into a tree and explodes. The tree goes flying along the ground. Kirby turns around and sees the tree coming towards the whole group)
Kirby: (Inhales the whole group and exhales them faraway and runs to where they are)
(The tree crashes into another tree knocking it down. The whole group stares with sheer horror and amazement)
Mario: LINK! YOU COULD OF KILLED US! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!
Link: ... Im sorry... I was bored
Mario: Well You better thank Kirby
Link: Thanx Kirb...
Kirby: Its weird... Its like I saw this before it happend... But we died...
Piko: Thats kinda gay! Cause I can never die! But Honestly I have seen this movie before... I just remembered that it was a horror film
Mario: Oh like that movie with that black shy guy that tried to kill everyone
Link: You mean Scream?
Mario: Yeah that
(A figure walks up to them saying something)
Kirby: Whos there!
: Just Me, Ness
Kirby: Oh Hey Ness, What are you doing here?
Ness: I felt that you guys are in great peril
Link: Huh?
Ness: Havent you all ever seen this Movie?
Kirby: He has (Points to Piko)
Ness: This is a Horror Movie! One that has charecters predict their own death but they escape it! Afterward they all started dying by freak accidents!
Kirby: (Eyes get all big) AHHHHH! (Runs around screaming) What do we do! (Clings to Ness shirt) We are going to die!
Ness: (Slaps Kirby) Get a hold of yourself! Lets just leave!
Mario: Cant! We have to either get killed in here or find whatever item we need to escape out of here.
Piko: Anotherwards Were Totally screwed?
Mario: Yes...
Link: Hmm... Well lets just have Ness do his PSI Teleport
Ness: I need alot of room for that and its to risky
Kirby: Why?
Ness: Cause while Im running I could get hit by a car, smash into a wall, fall of a cliff, Run into a-
(10 minutes later)
Ness: Catch on fire, G-
Link: Alright we get it! We need to get the Item we have to collect here!
Kirby: But it could be anything!
Mario: (Feels a vibration and takes a gadget out) There is a golden mushroom peice here!
Piko: Bingo!
Alright everyone! I know you all are angry at me and all... But hey, I had the longest case of Writers Block in history! It took me a month to write this! But I can finnaly think again. Most likely because ill be out of school soon! Oh Yeah! Anyways Be sure to X pect alot of chapters in the summer! Sorry for such a sort chapter also! But i wanted to let you all know im still alive!
But I Promise you all that i will not give up on writing this fanfic for a very long time!
... Its also kinda hard to type when you cant use an apostrophy or a spacebar cause it broke ...