Digital Squad
Chapter 10
Escaping Death
I know I said I wanted to add this to the smash section but I feel the Kirby section is the home of Digital Squad. IF YOU WANT ME TO UPDATE A REVIEW WOULD MAYBE GIVE ME A BOOST! Sorry Just that I havent gotten one of those in a while... and I just think no one reads this anymore. To the Charecters!
(Kirby looked at the ground thinking to himself)
Kirby: Thats just weird
Mario: Whats weird Kirby?
Kirby: A golden peice, here?
Mario: Well it said it was in rose town, and thats where we are! Technically...
Ness: Well lets proceed with extreme caution
(The 5 started to walk towards a lake. Ness looked in there and saw a Giant cheep cheep in there)
Ness: Guys, look over here!
Piko: What are you compl- DAMN Thats a big fish!
Kirby: That thing can eat us whole! How will we be able to kill it!
Link: Watch and learn!
(Link notches an arrow and shot it at the fish. The water was so thick that it slowed the arrow down, making it have hardley any speed. By the time it reached the cheep cheep It just bounced of its head)
Link: Daw!
Mario: Let me take care of it! (All of a sudden the Mario theme started playing through he air. The others looked at Mario confused. Mario replied by taking a Bomb-omb out and threw it into the water. The others gave him a confused look again. He Just smiled and the water shook violently as the bomb blasted the cheep-cheep to Nimbus Land) Works everytime!
Kirby: (Kirby stood there with his mouth wide open) Ho-How did you that?
Mario: In the Mushroom Kingdom, Fire can exist in water
Ness: Whatever Lets Just go before one of us di- OH MY GOD!
(The cheep-cheep landed on Piko, squishing him like an ant. They all stod there shocked)
Link: ... Oh my Naryu, they killed Piko!
Kirby: You Bastards!
Ness: I knew this was going to happend! We wernt quick enough! We have to go now! MOVE!
(The others swam across the lake quickly not wanting to have to suffer the same fate as their dear freind. They made it across the lake. They went along a path of trees and paused hesitantly)
Mario: Something is not right... (He looked at a tree for a while then stuck his hand on it. Suprisingly enough his hand went right through it) These trees are not real... This tree wants to kill us
Kirby: ... You know Mushrooms are bad for you right, Mario...
Link: Why are there illusions in this forest
Mario: Cause we are not in a forest genius! We are on an Island
Ness: Wait... How do you know all of this?
Mario: Cause we are on sand... So this cant be a forest... and I see someone familiar!
Ness: Okay?
(Mario saw a green small dinosaur with a red sadle on its back, It had a white stomach and a short tail. This was no doubt Yoshi! He ran up to Yoshi)
Yoshi: Dude! Mario! Whats up! I havent seen you in forever!
Mario: I know! Ive been very bussy, with the Digital Squad and Nintendo ... and Peach (Starts Laughing) You know what I mean!
Yoshi: (Smirks) Ha, Yeah, So what brings you to Yoshis Island!
Mario: Oh nothing, Just trying to avoid Death from catching up to us!
Yoshi: Huh?
Mario: We were suppose to die... But we escaped it and Death is pissed now...
Yoshi: We?
Mario: Me and the gang... He... He took Piko... (Mario looked down upset and angry)
Yoshi: Im sorry to hear that... Maybe you should get help from someone who tried to escape death before...
Mario: (Mario looked up at Yoshi and smiled) Thanx Yoshi... well I gotta get going!
Yoshi: See ya Mario, If you ever need Help who know who to go to! Another person
(Mario chuckled at this remark as he walked back to the others)
Mario: Im back and I know who to go to!
Ness: Who?
Mario: A old freind, A 175 year old freind!
Kirby: No one can live that long!
Mario: Exactly! Were going to ask a Boo.
Link: Okay so where is this Boo?
Mario: Over there!
(Mario Points to a house across the lake that looks like its haunted. Everyoneone swims out to the house in hopes of reaching the house without anything fatal happening. Luckily they make it there and Mario knocks on the door as the others stay behind)
Boo: (Opens the door) Mario! Its been so long since I saw you last! Is it time for another Mario Party?
Mario: No we need help...
Boo: Well... Maybe for a price...
Mario: WHAT! YOUR SUPPOSE TO DO THIS OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF YOUR HEART!
Boo: I dont have a heart.
Mario: Fine Ill give you 10 coins
Boo: Hmm.. 30 sounds better
Mario: 30? ...15!
Boo: 25! Take It or leave it!
Mario: ... If you were alive I would kill you... 20 thats my final offer!
Boo: Okay!
Mario: (Gives Boo 20 coins and Boo does his ghostly laugh) Whats so funny
Boo: I would of done it for 15 coins!
Mario: Well lets get going...
Boo: Alright. What do you need help with?
Mario: We are trying to escape death and find the golden mushroom peice thats here
Boo: I know where thats at! Its at Boosters Tower!
Mario: No! I dont want to go there!
Boo: Well do i still get to keep your money?
Mario: Hell no! We are going! Let me introduce you to the others!
Boo: Others?
(They walk to the others and everyone looks at Boo then looks at Kirby)
Mario: Alright Boo, The kid in the green skirt is Link
Link: Its a Tunic!
Mario: Kid with the sideways hat is Ness, and the Short Pink Ball thingy that looks like a live version of you is Kirby. Everyone this is Boo
Boo: Hey all of you.
Ness: How are you going to help us?
Boo: I know where the shroom is!
Kirby: This story is starting to get too serious...
Link: Yeah nothing good happens anymore!
Mario: ISNT RUNNING FROM DEATH ENOUGH EXCITMENT?
Kirby: ... No and you spelled that wrong...
Mario: I did? Oh thank you, I didnt see that
Link: Come on we gotta get outta here and find that shroom!
Kirby: Fine!
(They all start walking to the river)
Ness: Hey Wait... What if something happends... We cant be to sure!
Boo: Just watch out for something mysterious...
(They all start walking again. They safely make it across the river and end up in rose town again)
Mario: Oh! I see it! Its all the way up there! (He points to a 7 floor high building. And on top is the golden mushroom piece)
Link: Whowa! (Pulls out his Longshot)
Boo: Whoa! Too Risky! It could break!
Link: My Longshot never failed me before, though...
Boo: But still. We are in this gay movie that we cant get out of until we finish this task!
Link: Screw you. You... GHOST! (Shoots the longshot at a pole on top of the building) See ya suckers!
Mario: Link, you fool! Youre going to suffer the same fate as Piko!
Link: (On the top floor) Oh really everything seems fine here!
Kirby: Maybe he is right!
Link: (Smells something) Is that gasoline?
Ness: (Widens his eyes) LINK YOU GOT FIRE ARROWS! GET OUT OF THERE!
Link: Huh? OH MY NARYU NOO- (The top roof explodes completely and the shroom peice splits into two and they both land right at Kirbys feet)
Kirby: 0.0 ... Link... NOOO!
Mario: What The Shit? I cant believe he died...
Kirby: He was my # 1 homey, my Dog... My best friend...
Ness: Wow...
Boo: Pitiful Child, I warned him...
Mario: Well time to go home... (Picks up the two pieces and does that little dance he does when he gets a star. They all pop right out of the TV. They see Piko and Link sitting on the couch)
Kirby: DUDES! YOUR ALIVE!
Mario: Right! When you die you pop out of the TV...
Link: Yeah looks like it...
Piko: That was the 2nd gayest thing that has ever happend to me!
Mario: What about the time that dog exploded and its Wiener landed in your ear.
Piko: Fine, 3rd gayest thing!
Kirby: Yeah... that was Hela-Gay... (His Cell phone rings) What up...
Anna: Hey Kirby
Kirby: Hey Anna, Hows it hanging?
Anna: Actually I wanted to ask if we can go somewhere special tommorow night
Kirby: Sweet! Of course
Anna: Thats great! Well see ya tommorow
Kirby: Alright, Love you
Anna: Love you too, Kirby
Kirby: (Hangs up) Yep thats my name baby, cause tommorow you will be screaming it!
(Everybody looks at Kirby)
Kirby: Meh, Lets go home