A/N: Sorry that this took so long, I had exams, but I think I did pretty well... Short chapter but I wanted to update! May be a bit boring, sorry if it is!
disclaimer: not mine.
Chapter eighteen.
I want to sleep!
Then sleep.
No!
But you said you wanted to.
I can't!
Why not?
Because Lily is staying at Remus' house!
What does that mean? I don't get it!
Geez you're a ding Sirius. It means that I can't go over to Remus' because she'll be there.
Who?
Keep up! I can't see Lily cos we just broke up!
Whatever. Just go to sleep.
Fine. No! I can't. She won't leave me alone!
…
Oh, he's not in the room anymore. I have to go back to school again soon, and that means I have to see Lily, and we have to give prefect meetings together. This sucks!
It's her fault.
Reasons why life sucks and why its suckiness is Lily Evans' fault:
1. Because she has a dumb curse on her.
2. Because I can't get her out of my head.
3. Because she is gorgeous.
4. Because you are completely head over heels in love with her.
I am not!
You are too!
Am not!
Am too!
Am not!
Am too!
Am not times infinity! Ha! I win.
Am too times infinity plus one!
Am not times infinity plus two!
No James, not cool.
Yeah, I know.
You must admit it; you love Evans.
I do not.
James I'm not going to do that again. I'm grumpy cos' you woke me up. Just admit it.
Okay I admit it. But it's her fault.
Reason 5 why life sucks and why its suckiness is her fault: because I'm in love with her and I'll literally die because of it.
Geez, way to depress a person Prongs. Your depressedness makes me want to go and vomit up rectal juice.
Two things Padfoot: depressedness is not a word, and you can't vomit rectal juice, you have to expel it from your anus-hole.
This conversation is over. And it's not an anus-hole!
Whatever. The conversation is over!
Where's Jeda? I'm hungry.
You're always hungry.
No, I only get hungry when I'm bored.
Then you must get bored a lot.
Shut up! Where is Jeda?
She is in the back garden de-gnoming.
Oh! Not fair, I want a burger, and I want a chocolate shake, and pumpkin juice.
Get it yourself.
I can't.
Why not?
Cos' there's a chance that if I leave you alone, you will break the rules we made.
I'm not going to break the rules, just go.
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Maybe I will break the rules, hang on, how can I break them when I don't even remember them. I will just recap:
Number 1. No talking to Evans.
Number 2. If talking to her is absolutely necessary, you must call her by her last name.
Number 3. Avoid her at all times, no thinking about her whatsoever.
Number 4. Don't offer her any help.
Number 5. If you must have some sort of association with her, talk through Ellie. Not Emma, because she is my girlfriend, and because you know Ellie better, seeing as you went out with her for a month in fourth year.
Number 6. There is no number 6.
Okay, well I have already broken the third rule, and the sixth rule doesn't really matter. So there's only four rules left, no association, no helping, no first naming, and no talking.
How am I supposed to do this? Not one day has passed when I haven't spoken to Lily since I started at Hogwarts! That is seven years! I even wrote to her everyday during the holidays. This is ridiculous.
James you are boring me to death.
Shut up! How big is that hamburger?
Massive. I used my wand to make it all bigger.
It's so hard not to break the rest of the rules.
James! You're boringness is killing me. When I die they'll write an article about my death, explaining how you murdered me with boringness. My tombstone will say: Cause of Death; boredom.
Padfoot you are completely exaggerating. Oh my god what the hell is that?
What?
Can't you see it? Oh, it's a woman, a ghost. Why is there a ghost in my house?
Why can't I see it?
I don't know. I'll describe it to you. This sounds so cheesy but she surrounded by a light. She has a sword. She looks very scary.
Diarecordium Spell.
"You are James Potter?" she asked, James nodded,
"I am Katherine Evans."
"You are here to kill me?" James asked,
"Your time has come."
"No mother!" A voice screamed, as another ghost intruded on them, she looked just like Lily.
"James what is going on?" Sirius yelled, he couldn't see anything, except James looking completely bewildered.
"Shut up Sirius."
"Claudia go away." Katherine said,
"No, he needs time. Let him be for now!" she said,
"NO!" Katherine yelled,
"Mother I don't want to do this, but if it gives him more time..."
Diarecordium Spell Terminated
a/n: AHHH CLIFFIE! okay, what did you think? sorry it's short, the next chapter will be much longer!
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