Yeah! New rule! If something is in These Its the characters thoughts! Enjoy!
Digital Squad
Chapter 11
A not so good date
(Back at the HQ, About 4:00 AM)
Mario: (Sleeping in his pajamas and his night cap from Super Mario bros. 2) ...Pasta... Mushrooms... Princess...Blue Coin- (An Alarm thats loud enough to wake up the whole building goes off and Mario springs out of bed) AHHH! MA-MA-MIA WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Kirby: (Knocks the door down wearing a Turquoise night cap and holding a pillow with the warpstar on it) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
Mario: I dont know, I gotta check it out!
Kirby: Well Hurry up! Im tired! (Throws his Pillow at Mario's Head who is still half sleep so he gets hit in the head and falls down)
Mario: HEY! WHY YOU LITTLE, (Grabs Kirby and Kicks him like a football)
Kirby: (Crashes into the wall) Well that woke us up...
Mario: Not that the Alarm didn't
(At 4:10 AM In the Living Room)
Piko: What the hell is so important that you had to wake me up this early in the morning
Mario: Well If you would shut up, you poor piece of crap, Maybe I could tell you all!
Link: Hurry up then!
Mario: We have recieved word that there is a huge shard of the mushroom piece in the Pipe Strip of Nintendo, Seems easy right?
Kirby: Very...
Mario: Wrong though, Its blocked by the golden Pipe with Silver that faces the water's current, We cant get down there into the Room with it unless we get all the different Mushroom tokens and there is 9 of them. The tokens are Ice, Fire, Sky, Water, Electric, Stone, Gravity, Wood, and Jewel.
Link: Whoa... We gotta do all that just to get this Piece?
Mario: Its the last Piece we need...
Piko: Great... Another Long boring Perilous Adventure to get some stupid Item... Where are these tokens even though I know they are going to be in some place that we have to do alot of stuff just to get one of these?
Mario: They are In the same Pipe but each one of them are locked away in their own dungeon or temple thingy like place...
Link: Thats so typical! We gotta do all this stuff just to get one thing! Its never easy!
Mario: Welcome to Nintendo
Kirby: So whats the first temple we need to go to?
Mario: I'll say Ice since its the first one the list...
Piko: Simple enough for me!
Kirby: Well lets all go back to bed...
Mario: Sure, After all we don't start until tomorrow at 10:00 in the AM so get prepared.
(At 9:25 PM, In Kirby's Room)
Kirby: (Looking at himself in a mirror wearing black shoes and a top hat) Okay Kirby Lets hurry up and get ready for Anna, don't wanna do what you did last time
(Last Time)
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Kirby: (Shows up at Anna's house with his sword hat on and a sword) Hey Anna
Anna: Hey, Kirby (Stares at him) What's with all that?
Kirby: I wanted to show you my sword skills that Link taught me!
Anna: Well I guess so...
Kirby: Watch this! Im gonna cut that Vase in half
Anna: Kirby, Don't do that! It cost alot o-
Kirby: (Try's to cut it half but accidently lets go of his sword and it hits the vase and shatters it and the sword hits a picture of Anna and him and it breaks that and the sword hits a lamp and breaks it and lands right above Anna's head right into the wall) ... Oops?
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Kirby: That wont happened agai-
Link: All ready, little buddy?
Kirby: Yeah, just about, Kid
Link: Okay then Go ahead and impress her and try not to do anything stupid.
Kirby: Ill try (Those were his last words before leaving the room and heading downstairs out the door) Better get Wheelie (Whistles very loudly and Wheelie comes) Hey Wheelie
Wheelie: ...
Kirby: Same as usual you
Wheelie: (Looks down sadly) ...
Kirby: Whoa! Really?
Wheelie: ...
Kirby: Well that sucks. By the way can you give me a ride to Anna's?
Wheelie: ...
Kirby: Alright (Hops on Wheelie and rides to Anna's house)
(After 5 minutes they reach their destination)
Kirby: Alright Wheelie (Hops off of him) You can go ahead and leave if you want (And with that Wheelie left) He sure is upset about that... (Rings the doorbell and starts humming the Orange Ocean theme to himself after 10 seconds he rings it again and hears something) ... Anna?
(He waits for an Answer and nothing is heard except for a faint cry)
Kirby: (Knocks open the door even more with his slidekick and looks around and see's something totally unexpected. He Anna tied to a chair with chains and Mirror World Kirby In front of her) MIRROR WORLD ME? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Anna: Kirby! Run! Don't let him get you too!
Kirby: No Anna! I'm not going to abandon you!
MW Kirby: (Turns around) Well Kirby looks like you made it...
Kirby: What the hell are you doing here!
MW Kirby: I said I would be back didn't I? This is just payback from the little de-lima a while back...
Kirby: Look! You started! You tried to kill me and my friends! We just defended ourselves! And now you gone head and chained up my girlfriend! What the hell, Man!
MW Kirby: Oh yeah and your little bitch over here never did call you about a date It was me with her ability
Kirby: HEY! DON'T EVER CALL HER THAT!
MW Kirby: (Laughs at Kirby) You are so pathetic and stupid... I don't even see how anything would ever even want to be with you! You're the most hideous thing I have ever seen in my life!
Anna: LEAVE KIRBY ALONE!
MW Kirby: SHUT THE HELL UP! (Slaps Anna)
Kirby: NO ONE HITS MY GIRL AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! (Charges at his Mirror self)
MW Kirby: How stupid is this guy (Right when Kirby was in front of him he slammed him hard with a mallet)
Kirby: (Gets flung right into the wall and lands on the ground with a thud)
MW Kirby: (Laughs at Kirby again) Looks like your gonna be out for a while!
Kirby: (Trys to get up but can't cause all the pain from that single blow) Agh! Why did I rush in like that! I cant make a stupid move like that anymore!
MW Kirby: (Runs over to Kirby and jumps right above him and turns into a stone)
Kirby: Huh? WHAT TH- (Gets pounded hard and almost looses his consciousness)
Anna: KIRBY!
MW Kirby: (Shakes his head) So weak... Might as well finish you off! (Takes out a Hammer) Good Night!
Kirby: No... I cant let it end like this... I'm not going to die like this! There is way to much I didn't even do yet! I didn't even get laid yet! Well I'm not dead yet! And If I die he will try to kill Anna... (That very thought made him fueled his anger and Kirby Gathered up enough strength to barely dodge out the way of a hammer that could of ended his life) No...way im going... to let you... kill me!
MW Kirby: I was going to kill you quickly but I guess you want to die slowly (Shoots an laser at Kirby who inhales it and gets laser ability)
Kirby: (In a Duke Nukem voice) Come get some
MW Kirby: (This time MW Kirby dashes towards towards Kirby with a punch, Kirby sidesteps and trips him) Oof!
Kirby: (Shoots a Laser at the fallen MW KIrby and it burns his skin a little)
MW Kirby: AHH! THATS IT! (Throws a cutter at Kirby who jumps but still gets cut in the foot a little and drops his ability as a bouncing star)
Kirby: (Lands and cringes at his wound but inhales the cutter and star getting a double star. He exhales it out at a devastating velocity directly at MW Kirby and it hits him cutting him and throwing him back with extreme force at a wall almost leaving him unconscious) So the tables have turned, eh?
(All MW Kirby could do was half-glare at Kirby)
Kirby: I won't kill you... Even though a dirt bag like you deserves it... Goodnight (Inhales MW Kirby then exhales him at a high velocity into the wall knocking him out and looks at the cut on his foot that is bleeding bad) That cut Is kind of bad... (Starts to fell dizzy and falls out)
Anna: Kirby... (Looks and see's Dark Link walk in and starts to advance on the fallen body of Kirby and her eyes widen) KIRBY! YOU HAVE TO GET UP! PLEASE!
Dark Link: (Stabs Kirby in his hand who springs up and shrieks in pain)
Anna: KIRBY! (Starts Crying) Oh my god! This cant be happening! There isn't even anything I can even do...
Kirby: This is it... Its over for me... I failed Link, Mario, and Piko... I failed myself... and I failed Anna... (Just then he remembered something) Thats right! I still have that mask from Termina (He pulled out the Goron transformation mask and turned into a Goron and got alot of his energy back)
Anna: Kirby! Your OK!
Dark Link? (Shoots an arrow at Kirby and it goes right past him)
Kirby: (He takes this moment and uses it against Dark Link. He curls up and rolls around him about 5 times and spikes come out of Kirby's Goron form and smashes right into Dark Link Doing very heavy damage after that he does a Punch, Punch, Hip slam 3 hit combo on D. Link and Instantly K.O's him) You got knocked the hell out! As soon as I take off this mask I'm gonna collapse but I shoul- OW! My head...
Anna: You alright, Kirby?
Kirby: Yeah... Thunk to hard. As soon as I take off this mask Im hit! But I have an Idea...
Anna: And that is?
Kirby: This! (Whistles very loudly again and yells "Tomato" then takes off the Goron mask) Come on Wheelie... (Falls down) Ow...
(And in the speed of Light wheelie appeared with a Maximum Tomato on him he walks/drives on over to Kirby and flips the Tomato in Kirby's mouth who eats it and regains all his health)
Kirby: (Springs up) Thanks Wheelie! (Points his flap/hand towards Wheelie and Wheelie tilts towards Kirby as if they were doing a little thumbs up or something... I dont know im not from dreamland...so Wheelie leaves)
Anna: Kirby, I was so worried about you
Kirby: (Walks up to Anna) I was worried about you. If I died they surely would of tried to kill you then go after my friends
Anna: Well How are we going to get me down
Kirby: (Smirks and simply pulls out a hat Identical to Link's and pulls out a sword)
Anna: Oh Hell No! No no no no no no!
Kirby: Hehe, Don't worry I've improved from last time!
Anna: I dont know about this!
Kirby: Link taught me this a little better (Simply makes 2 swift horizontal swipes and the chains fall off of Anna causing her to down which Kirby catches her and Kirby just simply smiles at her) Told you
Anna: Thank you, My knight in shining armor (Gives Kirby a peck on the cheek)
Kirby: Hehe, Well no problem, My lady! (Sets Anna down) So what do we do now (Glances at the two unconscious bodies)
Anna: Well You're the one that did that
Kirby: (Laughs) Barely (Walks over to the 2 and looks at Dark Link) Hmm... I wonder... (Inhales him and gets a black hat like Links) Sweet!
Anna: There is one thing you forgot to do...
Kirby: What?
Anna: That little dance you always do after you win a fight
Kirby: Right! (Takes off the hat and does the Victory Dance)
Anna: I always think that is so cute
Kirby: (Blushes) We-well you know its just something I li-like to do
Anna: (Smiles) Same old Kirby!
Kirby: Well we should probably still do something since I was here
Anna: Speaking of... How did you know that I was in trouble
Kirby: Hehe I didn't Cause I love you
Anna: Aw, Kirby I love you too
(And the two puffballs stayed in a tight embrace. Lets see what the others are up to!)
Mario: Whats-a Up my homeys!
Link: Yo Yo Yo, Uh Uh!
Piko: I be chillin' by day, hanging out by night. If I was any cooler I would be Ice! Money everywhere I go! You don't know me foldey!
Link: Uh Uh, Check it out! Yo, yo My name is Link, I'll slice you in pieces before you even blink! Can't touch me, way too sweet! I could smack you with my sword going with a music beat! Uh, Uh Lets see my main man Mario!
Mario: You know me! Its-a me Mario! I'm the best ya see! The hippest Italian you'll need. So what If im slow, only Wimps need speed! I got strength something you ain't got. Messing with me is a chance you ain't got!
Piko: uh, uh uh, Pump up that music Foldey! Word from Pinky! (Points to where Kirby is and remembers that Kirby isn't there) Whoops...
(Everyone stops rapping)
Mario: Ma-ma-mia! You broke my flow!
Link: Yeah Piko! If you gonna do this kinda stuff don't even try to rap!
Piko: Sorry bout that!
(Thats why Nintendo Characters don't rap... Back to Kirby and Anna)
Kirby: And then I fought this Big thing! And It was Drawcia's Soul! It gave a high pitched scream that kinda made me go like... Ow... Then It shot out these seeds that were mini Drawcias and Link tapped them with the magic paint brush and shot them at Drawcia and it hit him. Then It teleported and Link Stabbed it with the paintbrush 3 times and It paralyzed it so Link drew a rainbow and pushed me through it and I Hit Drawcia. After a while of repeating that we finished it off and save dreamland! And broke the canvas curse!
Anna: Wow! You saved dreamland from becoming a world of paint! You're quite the Amazing type, Kirby! I love these stories about your adventures!
Kirby: Yeah! They were tough! I'm going to start an adventure tommorow! A very long one... I'm going to like it and and not like it at the same time though...
Anna: What do you mean by that?
Kirby: Well I'll like it because I love adventure! But I'm not going to like it because I wont be seeing you a while... I'm going to miss her... Why can't she just go with me...
Anna: Yeah... I kinda figured so... Im really going to miss y-
(But she was cut off when Kirby closed his eyes and passionately kissed her. She closed her eyes and kissed back. After what seemed like a long time they parted)
Kirby: I will too... I love you, Anna and I cant stand being away from you for more than a- (Trips over MW Kirby on the floor) OW!
Anna: (She couldn't help but to laugh about what just happened) So much for the romantic moment!
Kirby: (Laughing Sheepishly) Yeah... Guess i should of saw that coming...
Anna: (Offers a hand to Kirby and picks him up still laughing) Well next time you should look
Kirby: Well excuse me!
Anna: Kirby
Kirby: Yeah?
Anna: I love you, too. It is going to be lonely around without you visiting me but I want you to go ahead and go on your adventure with your friends...
Kirby: (Smiles and nods) I'll promise to get you a souvenir! ...Better get these losers out of here 'fore they wake up
(So after calling the others. Mario and Link get to Anna's carry the others out and throw them in a city dumpster and go back to Anna's house)
Piko: Alright good! That should wrap it up! Okay lets get going!
(Everyone leaves but one person stops and turns to Anna)
Kirby: Well I guess I should get ready for tomorrow... I'll be back over before we leave cause everyone is going to say bye to their friends or family before leaving, Cause this might take over a week to do!
Anna: Okay, Kirby (Gives him a hug)
Kirby: (Smiles and hugs her back) I sure will miss her... A week seems a little to long
Link: Hey Come on, Kirb!
(They break apart their embrace and Kirby walks to the door and turns around and winks)
Kirby: See ya tomorrow morning!
(And with that the Four Leave getting ready for a goodnight's rest, for their day of adventure and action tomorrow)
End of Chapter
Ok... No Excuse for me being so late this time around... But Im getting back into writing so there should be lots of updates! And this Story will absolutely NOT end soon. So if your a fan of this then you probably should be a little happier! Also Could I be gaining an interest in the romance genre? Maybe, Maybe not. But if you couldn't see that their wasn't alot of KirbyXAnna, Then I should give you a noose later! Well So long,
This has been Scruffy the Janitor!