A/N: I hope you like this chapter, it's the last one :tear: But there wil be a sequel! A sequel is on the way!
Disclaimer: not mine
Chapter twenty.
12:00pm, Hogwarts Express.
I'm on my way back to school. The Christmas holidays are over, I can go back to school and finish seventh year and then Lily and me can go and live in Australia and buy a farm and have kangaroos, and we can ride them and bewitch them to do the Macarena!
Somehow I don't think that's going to happen.
Why not?
Because, have you ever met Lily Evans?
Yes, and what does that have to do with it.
Well if you've met her, you'll know that she wouldn't leave England and she wouldn't bewitch kangaroos to do that silly dance and also just to let you know, you can't ride kangaroos, it's pretty much impossible.
How do you know?
Ellie is Australian. Derr.
Oh yeah. Anyways, let's talk about something else.
Oh yeah, did I tell you? I'm not going to die! I'm not going to die! Yay for me!
We know you've told us a million times.
Yeah Prongs, we don't actually care that you aren't dying.
Actually I am dying.
What? When? I'm confused…
Everyone is dying! Haha! You guys thought I meant that I am almost dead!
Don't be stupid Prongs. It's not funny.
It was funny and I'm not stupid.
Yes you are.
No I'm not.
Yes you are.
No I'm not times infinity plus one.
Yes you are times infin…
Shut up Footy.
Footy?
Padfoot, the foot on the end of Padfoot?
I don't get it.
Oh my god just shut up PADfoot.
Why is it in capitals? TELL ME!
JUST SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! I'm sick of your diary fights!
I'll have you know that our diary fights are very interesting, humorous and amusing.
Yes, I agree. Well-said Prongs.
Thank you Padfeet.
PadFOOT prongs. Get it right.
I was mocking your nickname.
What? I'm confused.
I give up! You are impossible Padfoot.
Well you are incorrigible Prongs.
Padfoot?
Yes Prongs?
Where did you learn that word?
Peter gave me dictionary toilet paper for Christmas, and Remus is teaching me a new word everyday!
Oh my god. That is so sad.
What is?
Don't worry.
No tell me!
No
Tell me
No
Tell me
No
Tell me
No.
Tell me.
No
JUST SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!
…
What's going on with you and Lily?
I dunno. What's going on with you and Ellie?
We're together; we have been for almost a month and a half, geez, it shows how observant you are James.
Er, thanks?
What about you and Emma?
Who? Me?
Well you are the only one going out with someone called Emma.
Shut up! We're good; she bought me a present from America!
What?
This cool hat!
Oh my god. Sirius is currently wearing a giant novelty hat saying 'I heart NY'
Wonder what that means.
Emma said it was just a joke present, and that she would give me my real one when we get to Hogwarts.
We're almost there. I can see the forest.
Where?
Prongs you have crappy eyesight, don't worry you won't be able to see it.
I can see fine when I have my glasses on.
Yes that's why the other day you walked in to a cupboard thinking it was your bedroom, I found him asleep on a shelf.
Shut up! I'm going to go and find Lily, and I'm taking my diary.
Can you get Ellie to come here for me?
And Emma?
Whatever.
…
Oh which compartment is my dear Lily in? My dear Lily flower! The beautiful, the one and only! Ah! Here she is!
Diarecordium Spell.
"Hello Dearest Lily!" James said,
"Er, hi James."
"Hello to Lily's friends, Ellie and Emma!" he said,
"What's up with you James?" Ellie asked,
"Yeah, you seem rather weird." Emma said,
"Well, I am not dying, yet, so I am happy!"
"Oh." Ellie said, Emma didn't yet know about what had happened to James. She looked confused, "We'll tell you later." Lily said,
"Why are you here James?"
"Ellie and Emma, you are wanted in the Marauders compartment immediately!" he sung, knowing it was their cue to leave; Ellie and Emma got up and left.
"My dearest Lily, I have missed thee terribly!" he said dramatically,
"James, stop talking like that." She laughed,
"You do not find it romantic?" he asked,
"No I find it strange and amusing."
"Oh, okay!"
"What do you mean you have missed me? It's been two days since you last saw me."
"Yes, but I had not kissed you or held you for two weeks!"
"Really? Well that is a long time, we'll have to fix that won't we." She grinned,
"We must fix it at once!" he said, he was still being dramatic "Lily! Will you be mine?"
"Huh?"
"Lily, I have waited for a long time for you to be with me! Almost seven years and I…"
"James?"
"Yes Lily?"
"Just shut up and kiss me." she laughed.
Diarecordium Spell Terminated.
THE END
a/n: PLEASE REVIEW!I want lots cos it's the last chapter! Please? Sorry about the multiple diary fights, i love them, you may not, but i do!
Dunno if the sequel will be up before Christmas, i hope it will be!
Please read my new stories, 'Switched' and 'Playing House'
THANKS TO ALL OF MY REVIEWERS! I LUV YOU GUYS.
Signing out:
Luv Pinocchio xoxox