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The next day when Aurora walked into headquarters, Risika saw her and immediately drew her aside.
"Hey, Aurora, did you by any chance bring something else to wear?" for Aurora was wearing a mini skirt, and Risika knew that this would cause issues.
"Um no" she said and continued walking.
She walked into the room with all the desks and hopped onto Risika's as she usually did. However, when Roy saw her, his jaw dropped and he started drooling.
Aurora noticed, got a look on her face like this OO and then said "Um, ok" and started reading a magazine. However, she looked up when Riza walked in.
"Ok people, my cousin Almiya is here, so behave!" she said as another girl the same age as Aurora and Risika walked in. She was wearing a mini skirt and a halter top. Upon seeing her, Aurora cried "Oh my god!"
The girl stared at her and then said, "Aurora, what are you doing here!"
"This is where I moved after the stuff happened"
"Oh my god, I live here now too!"
They then started hugging and jumping up and down. Roy fell to his knees and screamed "Thank you god!" He was then pistol whipped by Riza, who cried "Don't hit on my cousin!" and slapped by Risika, who cried "Don't hit on my friend!"
A thought bubble popped up above Miya's head. IT said "This guys weird, but also kind of cute. Teehee!" However, Riza popped the bubble with a shot from her gun and glared at her cousin, saying "Don't encourage him!"
Suddenly, the new girl started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor"
"Oh my god, I give everyone theme songs too!" cried Aurora. Everyone got a little scared.
Then Armstrong walked in. "Hello cousin Miya!" he cried.
Everyone stared at them, because this would mean that Alex and Riza were related. They realized this and Riza said "Our cousins got married. We're only related by marriage."
"Ya, and he's a 'macho macho man'" she sang.
Then, Ed walked in. Miya sang "I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a Baller!" he looked at Miya, about to freak out, but then another thought bubble popped up, this time saying "Hey, he's short, but he's cute!" at which point Ed started blushing.
Then Al walked in, and she sang "I am Iron Man dodododododododododo!" at which point he walked over to Aurora and said "Um, do you know her?"
"Yep, she's only like my best friend" she said and then smiled, and Al started giggling.
Ed, after watching his brother shamelessly flirt with Aurora, turned to the new girl and said "Who are you and why are you here?" as a thought bubble popped up over his head that said "She's hot!"
"I'm Almiya Hawkeye, but you can call me Miya!" she said and smiled.
Ed then freaked out and hid behind Al crying "Hawkeye! She's gonna shoot us!"
The three teenage girls stared at him and then started talking about stuff.
Suddenly, Ed noticed a red stone around Miya's neck. "What's that?" he asked, because it looked suspiciously like the philosophers stone was supposed to look like.
"Um, it's a family heirloom, but noone knows what it is or where it came from" said Miya.
"Can I borrow it for a minute?" said Ed.
"What for?"
"Cause I wanna try something"
"No! It's a family heirloom and I'm not gonna let you play with it and break it you pipsqueak!"
"Who are you calling so small you can only see him with a microscope on high power?"
"Yo Mama" said Roy, and promptly got slapped by Riza.
"Miya, give the stone to Fullmetal so he can look at it" said Riza.
"Who's fullmetal?" she asked.
"Ed! Give Ed the fricken necklace before I shoot you!"
"Like you would" she said as she handed the stone to Ed.
"Oh... my... god!" said Ed. "Come here Al" they then proceeded to run into the other room.
"WTF!" said Aurora "What was that all about"
"Hey wait a minute, he just ran away with my precious family heirloom!" cried Miya "Come back here bean boy!" she yelled as she ran out of the room.
Aurora followed, saying "this should be good!"
"What's this all about Hawkeye" said Roy.
"I don't know Colonel, but I say we follow"
"Yep, let's go".
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