Zabuza my love

A fan fiction by: Josephine Russell

Disclaimer: I do not own Zabuza or any characters related to Naruto in any way, shape, or form.

Chapter one: You're Zabuza!

Another turning point
a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist
directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test
and don't ask why.
It's not a question
but a lesson learned in time.
It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

-Time of your life by Green day

Josephine looked up from her computer and at the alarm clock that was on a small table located at the left side of her bed. "Holy crump its five p.m. already?" Josephine announced to herself in a shocked tone. "Shamit! I'm never gonna get any sleep as long as this fan fiction writing keeps up." Josephine turned and looked back at her computer in awe at all twenty nine pages she had just finished within the time limit of eight hours. It was all notes about characters of Naruto for here fan fictions. She had so much info that she didn't think she would be able to type it all fast enough before her brain would forget it and she would have to look it up all over again. Josephine gave off a slight smile as she looked at her well written notes.

"I went through all this crump just for notes." Josephine said in a sleepy voice. "I'm gonna hate myself for this in the morning." Josephine announced as she stifled a yawn. Without warning Josephine's eyes shut and her muscles relaxed back into the chair she was sitting in. The gum she was chewing on flopped out of her mouth and hit the chair with an almost soundless tap.

Josephine felt skin up against her own as she shuffled in her sleep. "Ugh... Get away from me you fiend." Josephine said half asleep in protest. "Just leave me the frig alone." Josephine protested some more. "Mmmmm…" A deep and masculine voice next to her protested in a fight to stay asleep. "Eh…?" Josephine asked in a sleepy language, eh meaning what the hell. Josephine's eyes fluttered open in confusion. "Why is there a guy that looks like Zabuza in my bed?" Josephine asked herself even more confused than she had been only a few minuets before. "Holy cracker monkey!" Josephine screeched. At this the 'Zabuza' dude's guard was activated and he instantly shot up in bed, his long arm reaching towards the kunai holder on his leg. "Hold it there speedy I'm no enemy." Josephine said as her hand went up and scratched the back of her blonde head in embarrassment and confusion.

"Who the helk are yo…wait…are you Momochi Zabuza?" Josephine asked in confusion, something she had been a lot lately. "Yes in fact I am, but who are you?" Zabuza asked with another confused look on his face. "Y-you're Zabuza!" Josephine said the only thing she could at this point. "Yes I can see that but who are you?" Zabuza asked again in a flat voice. "You're Zabuza!" Josephine repeated. "I know that but who are you?" Zabuza repeated for a third time. "You're Zabuza!" Josephine said in shock. "How long will I have to repeat my question before you answer it?" Zabuza asked an agitated look coming over his face. "You're Zabuza!" Josephine announced for the fifth time. "Obviously I'm not gonna get that answered anytime soon either am I?" Zabuza commented, Zabuza opened his mouth to make another comment but before he could Haku opened the door of Zabuza's room.

"Zabuza, sir…WHOA!" He announced as he flung his hands up in front of his face so he couldn't see what was in front of him. All he needed to know was that there was a woman in his master's bed, he really didn't need or want to know what they were doing in that bed, and he rather of not find out whether or not they had there clothes on. "Uhn…uhm….your due at Gato's place for a meeting of sorts." Haku said quickly, before he turned on his heel and ran out the door, slamming the door hastily behind him. Josephine turned her head toward the man Haku had just left her with alone. "Neh…" Was all Josephine could force out of her mouth as she looked Zabuza up and down. "Please tell me your wearing pants." Was Josephine's next words.

"No." Zabuza said flatly. "Eh?" Josephine squeaked her eyes widening in disgust and shock. "I'm wearing boxers." Zabuza said a small smirk creeping over Zabuza's face. A very visible sigh of relief washed over Josephine's body. "Oh my gawd I actually thought you were serious you friggin perv!" Josephine yelled as she tried unsuccessfully to slap Zabuza, he caught her hand in mid air. "MOTHER…OF A MONKEYS UNCLE!" Josephine screamed at Zabuza when he caught her hand in mid air. "YOURE JUST A…UGHITY BUGITY BOO!" Josephine screamed at Zabuza trying her hardest not to swear at him.

"Control you're anger Josephine, control." Josephine thought to her self. "Look freako, I don't like you and obviously you don't like me..." Josephine was rudely interrupted by Zabuza. "Whatever gave you that idea?" Zabuza announced. "Are you done?" Josephine asked her left brow lifted up in waiting. "Yes." Zabuza answered pouting like. "Good then I can continue, as I was saying. I don't like you and you obviously don't like me. Whatever reasoning brought us to this I don't care, but since it's this way can you kindly point me in the direction of Michigan." Josephine asked in a bored fashion. "Who's this…Michigan?" Zabuza asked in complete and total confusion. "Oh my gawd, where have you been all your life?" Josephine asked sarcastically. "Um…in the village of the mist." Zabuza answered a little confused on how this had anything to do with what was going on.

Josephine slapped her forehead with an agitated sigh. "Let's try this again, where is Michigan?" Josephine said slowly as if she was talking to an infant. "Let me repeat my self, I don't know!" Zabuza said back in the same slow voice. "You're so…UGHITY BUGITY BOO!" Josephine said, pointing an accusing finger at Zabuza. "What does that even mean?" Zabuza yelled, losing his temper with the young blonde. "It means what I said your so ughity bugity boo!" Josephine yelled back. "What!" Zabuza yelled doubting that she even knew what she had said. "I said your an ughity bugity boo, its more pleasant word for you're being a total and complete BACA!" Josephine screamed (Baca bastard in Japanese) "It can also mean whatever swear word you'd like it to be, depending on the sentence it's used in." Josephine added in. "Ya know what girl I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" Zabuza screamed at the blonde. "IT'S JOSEPHINE!" Josephine screamed back.

A/N: Finally I tell him my name, gawd I'm so stubborn. Yes Kato I admitted it I'm stubborn, joy to the world rolls eyes drastically Moving on…If you must know I had a dream about this. So that's why I'm writing this fic, it makes me happy…