Chapter two: Itteyoshi

We call them strong
Those who can face this world alone
Who seem to get by on their own
Those who will never take the fall

-Standing outside the fire by Garth Brooks

Zabuza pushed Josephine out of his room, twisting her arm behind her back. "ZABUZA LET ME GO AND LET ME GO NOW!" Josephine screamed at him. "No way your not gonna knee me in the balls again." Zabuza announced as he slightly limped from the pain. "You tried to kill me!" Josephine screeched. "No I didn't, I just tried to help you up." Zabuza said a confused look on his face. "Where did you get the idea that I was trying to kill you?" Zabuza asked. "You just disguised your attack, you were gonna help me up and then stab me with a kunai I could see it in your evil little eyes." Josephine said shooting him a Gaara glare. "Wha? Are you delusional?" Zabuza asked in sarcasm. "No, I could tell you were gonna kill me you freako." Josephine squealed as she tried to twist her arm out of Zabuza's death grip. At the feel of her squirming Zabuza tightened his grip and pushed her arm up higher. Josephine started to giggle at the pain in her arm.

"Why are you laughing?" Zabuza asked. "Because that tickles!" Josephine squealed in between laughter. "Do you have brain damage by any chance?" Zabuza asked in a serious tone. "NO! I'm just used to pain and personally I think what your doing to my arm right now tickles." Josephine announced as she felt him twist her arm farther. Josephine's arm let out a loud crack and she splattered spit out of her mouth as she laughed hysterically. "UGH!" Zabuza let out an agitated sigh. "How am I supposed to hurt you to satisfaction if you laugh at pain instead of scream or cry?" Zabuza asked with a death glare taking over his face. "Wow that's a Gaara glare." Josephine announce canning her neck to see his face. "Who's Gaara?" Zabuza asked. "A demon serial killer of course." Josephine announced. "Oh really? Sounds like a worthy opponent." Zabuza exclaimed as he pushed Josephine into a room.

"Oh don't even bother with Gaara, you won't even get passed Kakashi, and he's way stronger then Kakashi." Josephine announced in a snooty voice. "You know what girl…" Zabuza started but was interrupted by Josephine. "this girl has a name." Josephine said shooting Zabuza a Gaara glare, something she was extremely good at. When they entered the living room of the house Haku was visible. "MY LITTLE FAG BOY!" Josephine screamed when she saw Haku. Josephine some how squirmed out of Zabuza's death grip and tackled Haku to the ground in an unexpected bear hug. "LITTLE FAG BOY NEEDS A HUG!" Josephine screamed as she hit the ground on top of Haku. "Can you please get off of me?" Haku asked as calmly and as nicely as he could. "LITTLE FAG BOY!" Josephine said happily. "IM NOT A FAG!" Haku screamed at Josephine getting feed up with the girl. "Then why do you look and sound like a chic?" Josephine asked with an extremely big smile on her face. "I do not look or sound like a 'chic' ." Haku said calm and collective. "Yes, yes you do." Josephine said in a serious voice. "No, no I don't." Haku said getting agitated.

"Yes you do times infinity." Josephine announced. At this point Zabuza was getting mad so he marched over to the two hugging teens and grabbed the back of Josephine's shirt. He then pulled the squirming girl off of his tool, Haku, and put her harshly back onto her feet. Josephine fell to her knees from the pressure that Zabuza had put on Josephine's legs when he slammed her down on the ground. "Mother…cracker!" Josephine said trying to keep herself from swearing again. "Why don't you just swear already?" Zabuza asked with an evil glare across his face. "Because my parents don't like it when I swear so I try my best to avoid doing so." Josephine said as she put her hand out. Zabuza just starred at the young teen with a stupefied look on his face. "Well are you gonna help me up or just stand there and stare at me all day?" Josephine asked her arm out stretched. "Hmph." Zabuza let out a snotty sound as he turned his attention to Haku. "Do you have any idea why Gato wants me?" Zabuza asked completely ignoring Josephine.

Haku walked over to Josephine and grabbed her hand to help her up to her feet. "He informed me that Hatake Kakashi is with the bridge builder and he wants you to eliminate him." Haku said to Zabuza. "Did I ask you to do that Haku?" Zabuza asked in an agitated voice. "Well no but…" Haku trailed off. "But?" Zabuza asked. "But the girl…" Haku trailed off again. "What about the girl, she could've lifted herself up." Zabuza scolded his tool. "Oh my friggin gawd, what's your problem Zabuza? At least Haku has manners unlike someone we know, he is a living human being you know." Josephine said standing up for her 'little fag boy.' Zabuza shot Josephine a glare and Haku stared at the ground. "Aw, does little fag boy need a hug?" Josephine asked Haku. "NO!" Haku said loudly as he backed away from the young teen. "Fine be that way little fag boy." Josephine said as a smile spread across her face.

"Please stop calling me that." Haku said as he turned his attention to Zabuza who was now standing behind Josephine. His hands on her shoulders and he was practically kneeling so his mouth was right by her ear. "If you ever back talk me again I will kill you without a second thought." Zabuza whispered into her ear. "NYA!" Josephine screeched when she realized Zabuza's hand was slipping towards her chest, Josephine took action and turned around so her face was only a hair length away from his. "ITTEYOSHI!" (Itteyoshi means go die in Japanese) Josephine screamed at him, she then slapped him in the face and broke his hold on her shoulders. Zabuza ordered Haku to take the girl to his room and lock her in there until they arrived back home. "YOU WONT ARRIVE BACK HOME BECAUSE KAKASHI IS GONNA SATSU YOU SO GOOD RIDDANCE, NAH!" Josephine stuck her tongue out at Zabuza and flicked him off with both fingers and her eyes closed, in a perfect impression of Naruto. (Satsu means kill in Japanese)

A/N: Okay another chapter, joi. (joi means joy in Japanese this phrase is also my nickname) Hope you guys like this, it was a terrible dream to have but it makes a fun story to read and write. Zabuza apparently is my love. I must ask though am I the only Zabuza fan girl? I mean come on just because he's evil doesn't mean he isn't hot.