Hermoine and the Sorting Hat

Many of us have wondered,
About Harry, Hermione and Ron,
The sorting hat shouted 'Gryffindor'
When each of them put it on.

With Harry, it was plain to see,
He's courageous and he's brave,
'Hufflepuff!' we thought for Ron,
Til later, friends he did save.

Finally the last one,
Hermione Granger is her name,
Smart and clever, Ravenclaw,
Not the lion and his mane.

Here we'll peel back pages,
Of the never-written sort,
Find out about the sorting hat,
And the thoughts our girl did court.

'A young one,' our hat did say,
With Hermione on the stool,
'Bright and clever, in a bookish way,
Though nobody's fool
.'

She sat with toes pointed in,
Sitting on her hands,
'You're the kind of person who,
No one understands.
'

Her lower lip did tremble,
Tears came to her eyes,
'You'll never be friends with the girls,
Or fit in with the guys.

'You'll stay within the library,
A book your only friend,
Even if you disappeared-
'
'I want this to end!'

Her courage in that moment,
Came from a brand new place,
In her head, she would reign,
Not some hat without a face.

'Is this what you do every year,'
She asked the faceless hat.
'Tell clever ones they're stupid,
Tell thin kids they are fat?

'You're just a little monster,
With nowhere left to go,
You're stuck in closets all year long,
One day, put on a show.

'I am not afraid of you,
I'll prove that I am great.
I will have a lot of friends,
And I will be top rate.'

She crossed her arms in winning,
Against the quiet accessory,
'Now,' she thought to herself,
'He'll finally let me be.'

'Your courage is outstanding,
I sense your worry and your fear,
Yet still you went against me
,'
The hat whispered in her ear.

It opened wide its brim,
Called out the famous house,
She sat down to the table, and sat,
Now meek, just like a mouse.

Now it is clear for us to see,
What we couldn't see before,
That this Hermione Granger,
Does belong in Gryffindor.