"Wake up Harry! It's Christmas!" said Ron as he shook Harry awake. Harry blearily opened his eyes and put on his glasses.
"Sorry Ron, but I probably don't have any presents" said Harry grumpily rolling over on his side.
"What are you talking about! You have more than me!" said Ron with a hint of jealously.
"Hot damn! I'm up now!" said Harry springing out of bed. He ran past a bewildered Ron who wore an annoyed look on his face.
"I wonder what I have…" said Harry piling his presents in a corner. It took him 20 minutes to get all of his presents in one pile. It took Ron 45 seconds.
"Ok I think I have all of them now…" said Harry lugging over a large parcel. Ron stared at his feet grumpily. Hermione came walking down the stairs and took a seat next to Ron on the red couch.
"Oh presents! I better get mine…" said Hermione cheerfully. Ron rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.
Hermione took around 5 minutes to get all of hers. She put them in front of the couch and sat down.
"Ok I have all my presents for sure now---oh wait! There's another!" exclaimed Harry running over to the tree by the fireplace…which was quite empty and cold.
"Harry! You have so many presents this year!" said Hermione in a surprised voice. "Oh wait I didn't mean Harry I meant you Ron"
"Can we just open the presents already!" said Ron loudly.
"Alright let's open 'em" said Harry going behind his gigantic pile of presents.
Hermione got new clothes, books, candy, and the regular gifts from Hagrid and Mrs. Weasley. Harry gave her an elaborate wand case and Ron gave her some "Non Frizz Shampoo" Hermione rubbed her hair down anxiously and cast Ron a nervous look. He didn't notice.
Ron got a sweater from his mother, Hagrids gift, an organizer and candy from Hermione…and no gift from Harry?
"Sorry Ron, I couldn't spare the money this year…" said Harry in a distracted voice while opening his many presents.
"Oh I see" said Ron with gritted teeth. Harry and Hermione didn't notice.
"Oh great Hagrid gave me another fruity flute…wippie" said Harry sarcastically. He tossed it against the wall, where it broke in half.
Ron frowned with a really grumpy look on his face when none other than Professor Snape came bursting in from the portrait hole!
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!" yelled Harry diving in his pile of presents.
"What is it Professor!" asked Hermione ignoring Harry.
"I'll tell you what "it" is! This is what it is!" he said dramatically. He began to do the robot.
"Go Snape, go Snape, it's your birthday, it's your birthday" they chanted.
"What are you talking about? This is the dance I have to do to get whatever "it" is!" said Snape annoyed.
"Oh"
Suddenly there was a bright flash of light and a treasure chest appeared!
"Wow! What's in it?" asked Ron in awe.
"This!" said Snape opening the chest. It was…a dungeon map?
"I was sure it was a key this time…" said Snape in a disappointed voice. He took out an ocarina and played some weird song.
Some sparkles appeared around him and he warped to another part of the castle.
"What just happened?" asked Harry from his pile of presents.
"I don't know Harry…I just don't know" said Hermione in a confused voice.
"I guess I can have to treasure chest then, I've always wanted one" said Ron beaming at Hermione. He turned around to get it but it wasn't there!
"Come on Ron! I barely have anything over here" said Harry putting small packages inside.
"WHY!" screamed Ron.
The End.