Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on separate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

"Kau itu seperti daun maple, kecil, kuat, dan tak tergoyahkan.../"Kalau aku daun maple, kau seperti api yang menghancurkan daun itu hingga menjadi abu."/ For SHDL. warning: inside.

Au: An all female Utopia where the woman rule, and the men slave at their feet. What happens when Haruno Sakura, an mistress known for her angelic looks, and sexy slaves; gets some new recruits? Forbidden romance of the ages. SakuraxMulti, R&R!

(FIC MASA LABIL, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK) Aku bosan dengan Sakura-chan! Dia galak!/Aku juga. Hinata sangat pemalu./Kita tukaran pasangan yuk!/Naruto dan Sasuke bosan dengan pasangannya dan akhirnya bertukar pasangan. SasuxSaku, NaruxHina, ItaxOC. Fokus ke SasuxSaku. Canon.

Y date cuenta que el deseo y el esfuerzo no harán tu sueño de traerlo realidad... Shonen-ai

Naruto discovers a possible flaw in Madara's ultimate plan.

"Don't worry honey, don't ever worry about anyone hurting you because I'll kill them all before they do. Nobody will touch my dear dear Naru." Sakura hummed and wrapped her arms tightly around his bleeding form. "Sakura will protect you ok? Naru" AU

AU! OCs! Side-story from the RM series. Kankuro and mori never exactly had a normal lovelife, and these moments only highlight that fact.

Shikamaru's last moments with Hidan. Drabble, non yaoi unless you REALLY squint. Reviews would be nice please.

After not talking for 2 years, Naruto's saved by Sasuke. But their relations don't end there. What could Sasuke possibly want after all this time? Yaoi. Lime. SasuNaru

[AU. Naruto-centric] Terkadang, kita bahkan tidak menyadari bahwa kita menyukai orang lain karena ada perasaan lain yang menutupi. Dedicated to belated Indonesian NaruSasu Day 2011. Mind to read and review?

Naruto's three feet old when he gets his first real shuriken, and all he really wants to do is lick the blood off his fingertips and cry, but that's not the ninja way. - we do what we must because we can -

What when a girl who has lost everything gains the one thing that she doesnt want the most?She gains 2 step brothers from a certain clan-one is an angel..the other is her own personal hell...or is he? Lemons!

Voici donc Sabaku No Gaara, putain et camé officiel du lycée de Konoha . UA : sexe, violences, drogues . Gaara/Itachi et bien d'autres encore ...

Just a quick little one shot between Naruto and Sai

Si se tratara de elecciones propias todo fuera diferente, Si todo fuese como lo que uno quisiera seria increíble ... Pero no ... Y no importa que tan fuerte se grite, o que tan infantil sea la rabieta... El rio no cambia su cause. GaaLee LeeGaa

Mallow wakes up in a hospital with no memories. Her ignorance towards her own family causes her to resent them as she turns her sights on becoming a ninja. Hint towards future happenings; her full name: Mallow Uchiha Sasuke/OC

Sasuke is forced into hiding when all he used to stand for is destroyed. Inflicted with a deadly poison, a final gift from Orochimaru, he waits out his final days in silence…until an unexpected visitor turns his life around. AU- One Shot

Summons aren't the easiest creatures to get along with, especially if they have teeth and claws. Then again, neither are impatient, underage chuunin. :Cute Gen fic:

"Why?" is what he asks me. "Why?" But how can I answer that without hurting him?

"Sometimes, knowledge is the most dangerous thing to own." OC. First official story, go ahead and flame if it deserves them. D: Romance later on, if you stick around. This shouldn't be a Mary-sue, let me know if it turns out that way though. Read, k'thx

AU after Sasuke's Betrayal-written in 2007. A boy cries out in the night. No one who hears him listens. His last shred of hope has been thrown away with his closest friend. One-shot, double character death.

They saw the changes too late. They tried to help too late. In the end they were too late. Dark fic. One-shot. Broken Naruto, AU after Sauske's betrayal. Written in 2007.

PWP Request Dirty Talk All Naruto had wanted was to get Sasuke's attention and now he that he has it, what does he do with it?

Flashes of visions entered his mind. Memories, from what he could tell, he didn't know, he couldn't understand and never knew that existed. He could see himself in them as clear and as perfect as day.