Trademarkly Marauder
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except for the candy cane I am currently eating, and I stole that from my brother's stocking so…yeah…don't sue me. :-D
Disclaimer, The Sequel : I wasn't sure whether to make this K+ or T but I eventually decided on K+. It does, however include minor slapstick-esque humor and some curse words. That is all. :-D
"Liiiiillllyyy!"
"Lily Evans! Oh, Lily-kins!"
"James, maybe this isn't the best idea," Remus stated softly.
"Atta-boy Prongs! You get that girl," Sirius exclaimed, laughing.
"Why won't you answer me Lily-flower? It's me, the love of your life, James Potter!"
"Bloody… hell," Remus muttered quietly, "She's turning around."
Unfortunately for them all, Remus was right and a beautiful red-headed girl had just reached the top of the stairs and was turning slowly around. The look in her sparkling emerald green eyes read simply, "James-bloody-Potter-I-am-going-to-murder-you-with-unsharpened-sporks-and-then-bring-you-back-to-life-so-I-can-kill-you-again."
She really was a lovely girl.
Bang, Crash, Oomph, AAAAAAHHHH!
Around about this time Peter arrived on the scene and was met with a fleeting glimpse of furious red, a dazed Sirius, a half-chuckling Remus, and a rather burnt hedgehog. He eloquently proclaimed, "Hey! Look, a hedgehog."
And so another year at Hogwarts began…
Sorry it's so short. I'm just waiting to see what people will say. Review, please. :-D