"Secret Santa"
by StarTitan92
Disclaimer: I don't own Gorillaz!
Author's Note: Chapter 2! You know what this is about, so let's continue this story...
What's about? The Gorillaz decide to do a "secret santa" activity. Murdoc has to give to 2D, Noodle to Russell and Russell to Murdoc. 2D has to give to Noodle, but, what happens when the gift is too much for him?
Chapter 2: The price of love..
The store opened, finally! 2D entered to the store, to search for a purple kimono she wanted; when he found it, he picked it up and went to the cashier to pay for it. One stupid thing he didn't realize, was the price of the kimono. When you want to have something, you got to work HARD for it; so that special someone doesn't keep in mind that you did it just for doing it and not because you value that someone. The salesman got the calculator and got surprised of the price for the purple kimono.
"Ooohhh... I'm getting real good money this month.." The salesman said outloud.
"Wha-?" 2D interrupted.
The salesman showed 2D the calculator with the price marked on the screen, 2D squinted to look closer what the number on the calculator was; he jumped one step back and blinked in surprise. He didn't even know that the number on the calculator even existed! It was really expensive. With the cigarrete hanging on his mouth, he beleived he got crazy and that wasn't the prize of it for real. He got rid of the cigarrete hanging from his mouth and all the boxes of cigarrete he had, he took a sitck and burned all the cigarretes. Murdoc wanted to know what was that weird behavior of 2D's, so he went inside to find out what it was.
"What the hell is going on with ya dullard!" Murdoc yelled.
2D didn't spoke a word, he just showed the calculator to Murdoc to show him the price of the kimono. Murdoc squinted to look at it, with a cigarrete hanging from just like 2D had it before burning the ciggars; when he finished looking the price on the tiny little screen a calculator always has, he looked surprised.
"Oh shit!", Murdoc started, "Tell me that's a phone number!"
"Nope" The salesman replied.
"Oh hell..."
2D and Murdoc got back to Kong Studios, Murdoc hid the gift so 2D wouldn't find out. 2D sat down to look for a solution for the problem of having to buy such an expensive gift for someone like Noodle. Murdoc sat on the sofa too, blowing the smoke of the ciggar out of his mouth; looking that 2D is desperate about the situation.
"Look tiwt, you can get her another present and the problem is solved!" Murdoc said to cheer 2D up.
"No, I want to get her what she wants!" 2D protested.
"Ooohhh, I know why..."
"Wha-?"
Murdoc started to sing, "Noodle and 2D sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
"HEY! No we're not!"
"Better yet, F-U-C-K-I-N-G"
"NO WAY!"
A.F.N.C: There we go! Funnier than Chap1 eh? lol! More coming ahead!
911: You'll see how 2D resolves this problem!