Chapter 7: John finds Torrie

The gang got Cena back to his house and lucky for him it's still there and no one seems interested in it. After getting his house back after spending an hour explaining that he is alive so he got it back.

"It's great to be home." John said, he wanted to sit down but there was nothing to sit on. So he just sat on the floor in his empty house by himself, and he thought to himself and realized how lonely it was in his house.

"It sure is empty in here. I wish Torrie were still here but I got to go find her but how? I do know where she is but not specially."

He started thinking, he was sitting there still in his same clothes since all of his things were gone. Then came a phone call and it was Randy.

"Hey do you realize your stuff is with us, why don't you get a shower and put some clothes on, new ones."

"Oh yeah." He said and then he left.

When he got there he did what Randy told him. After he finished, John told him what he wanted to do.

"I want to go find Torrie."

"I know but there's nothing we can do right now. We just have to wait it out for a little bit."

"Hell no, we're going to take action now."

"Listen it would be smart to stay and wait."

"After everything we've done does it look like we listen to smartness?"

"Good point but there's still nothing we don't know where they're living right now."

"So we can find it after all we did find them the first time, right?"

"Yeah but this is harder, Dallas is a bigger city and has a lot of people, so it would take a while to find it, that's why we have to wait because it's going to take time."

"Then we better get started now get the guys." John said as he walked away but Randy stopped him.

"Look, I know you want to find her but what makes you think you can change her mind?"

"Because I'm me, there's no one better than me to break through to her, I know I can."

"I don't think you can do it, they have changed her and made her believe that you are dead." He said pointing at John, but he pushed his finger away.

"See that's the problem I'm not dead and that you don't believe I can do it. I can do this I promise you."

"And what makes you think you could?"

"Because man I love her and she loves me and I can break her, I have several ways of trying to get to her."

Randy sighed and said, "are you sure those could work?"

"Positive."

Randy saw how sure he was and agreed to get the guys and get working…well get Shelton working while they all relaxed.

Shelton spend hours looking up several connections to try to get info. From looking up JBL on the internet, to making phone calls to whatever it took. Meanwhile the guys were all resting except for John who was trying to help out.

"This is going to take a while."

"I know, and I'm freaking tired."

"Why don't you go rest and I'll do some stuff but first how bout some fun with the rest of the guys."

"What do you have in mind?"

"Just simple and harmless pranks."

"Fine what are you going to do."

"Just some writing on some faces and maybe the old school shaving cream trick on Show's fat face."

"Let's do this."

The two of them spent a few minutes on each person, starting with Randy and put some of Stacy's makeup on him. Stacy got "Stacy loves John" on her forehead, John liked doing that just to get Randy fired up. As for Show they did the shaving cream trick. They put a lot into his massive hand and got a feather and tickled it on his nose making him put the cream all over his face.

"Let's wait before we wake him up but what do we do with Batista?" Shelton asked.

"You'll see."

They did what they did to Batista, and then quietly walked over to Show and gently woke him up and needless to say Show wasn't happy.

"Ahhhh! What the hell!" Show saw Shelton and Cena and went after them making the rest wake up, Stacy got up and didn't realize what was on her face but saw something that was disturbingly uncomfortable.

"What the hell?" She said to herself and saw Batista with his arm around Randy while sleeping and they were cuddled close to each other. They started flopping around and turned and face each other smiled then look of shock appeared on their face and they both got up.

"What the hell are you doing sleeping so close to me?" Randy asked.

"Why the hell you look like a woman? Batista asked and Randy turned to Stacy and she laughed at him but Randy realized what on Stacy's head.

"Why is John's name on your forehead?"

"WHAT?" Stacy yelled and ran to the bathroom and wiped it off, as John and Shelton managed to calm Show down.

"Now why did you do this to us?" Stacy asked.

"It just shows you why you shouldn't be sleeping on the job." Shelton said.

In the next few hours Shelton rested and John was getting closer to getting an exact location.

"I'm close but I just need to make one more phone call." John called and the mysterious figure answered the phone but John didn't know it was him and he told him where to go.

"Thanks by the way who is this?" He asked and then the line went dead. "That was weird but at least I found it now to get the guys." He ran into the other room and woke up everyone and told them they had to get going to the airport.

Hours later they arrived at Dallas and John looked at the address of the house but decided to find a park to relax in first as the rest rested. He sat at the park for a long time and eventually it was nighttime and he was alone in that dark park.

Torrie decided to go for a walk and went to the park and on her way a few thoughts went through her mind.

"I can't believe it John's really gone I can live with myself and feel good again. I do feel good and now I'm happy for me and if I ever have to see something of his again I will…" She stopped cold in her tracks when she saw a figure sitting on a bench. He did look familiar but she convinced herself that it wasn't him.

John turned around and was shocked to see Torrie standing there, they just stared at each other for seemingly forever till John got up.

"Torrie?"

"Oh my God, is it really you?"

"Yes, yes it is." John said walking to her.

John walked over to her and then she extended her arms out as if to hug, he stuck his arms out as well and walked over but was met with something he didn't expect.

A KICK RIGHT IN THE NUTS!

"OH." He groaned and fell to his knees.

"I've been wanting to do that for a while now. Now you will know how it feels to be kicked in the nuts but yours is physically not emotionally like me."

"But."

A/N: Let's end it there, I wrote this quickly because I wanted to get it out. Don't worry those two are going to talk next chapter with John still in pain. I wanted to put some humor as well as some tension. Hope you like it and here's the preview:

Next Time: John feels the pain and Torrie explains herself. John tries to reason. JBL finds out about this. The mysterious figure is at it again.

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"Mr. No Gimmicks Needed" Chris Candido