Chapter 9: Disturbing Footage
The figure stood there and they couldn't see his face but he seemed solemn in his voice. Stacy on the other hand was freaking out about the situation but John was right there calming her down.
"Stace it's going to be okay, I sure he had a good reason for doing this."
"Yeah here read this letter." She handed him the letter and he read it and shook his head in disbelief.
"I didn't think he would run away from a tough situation but he caved in. God knows what's he's doing."
"And me." The figure said, "but let you finish first then I'll tell you."
"Anyway Randy isn't going to leave you out, so he's going to be back but we don't know how long it's going to be. Also we can rule out him just flat out leaving you."
"Maybe he did, maybe he changed his mind again, maybe I'm not good enough for him, maybe I'm not perfect for him." Stacy started ranting.
"Damn it! Shut up, you know that's not true, you are his perfect woman and if he ever though about leaving you it would have to be the dumbest thing any guy could do."
"You mean that?"
"Of course you're perfect for him and he's perfect for you."
"Thanks but where is he?"
"I don't know. Yo turd cutter." He said turning and looking at the figure. " What were you going to tell us?"
"Thanks for the name but all I can tell you is that he's trying to earn the money to pay for everything."
"SO WHERE IS HE?" Stacy said grabbing him by the hood on the both ends.
"I honestly don't know. He's done such a great job of hiding that even I don't know."
Stacy let go and went over to the bed and sat down and tried to relax and come back to her senses, as John went over to the window.
"At least you know he's coming back, another I'm sure of is that Torrie's not coming back."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean I will kill her and she will die on my hands."
"WHAT! Why would do that?"
"Because she doesn't care for me and plus he told me to."
"Hey I was just saying that so you would get motivated to do something not actually go through with it."
"That's just like my dream, you said the exact same thing. Wait are you Chris Jericho?"
"I wish I was but unfortunately I'm not but you find out later."
"Fine, but you said that just to motivate me?"
"Yeah, of course I didn't think you were a pussy that you would kill the woman you love."
"So I'm pussy huh? Well I won't be a pussy by killing her won't I?"
"Wait your still going through with this?" Stacy asked.
"Yeah."
Stacy couldn't believe it and John started to go back to the window and then started talking about his situation.
"Man Torrie why did you have to make me do this? Remember the good times we had, cupid's arrow has worn off its effects." He said as in his head he heard soft violin music. "I used to love but why did she turn on me, why doesn't she love me anymore? Is there no sanity in love anymore, first Torrie now Randy why has the world come to this?" As the music continued to play and he turned around and looked at the figure and knew what he was doing.
"Would STOP IT WITH THE VIOLIN!" John said at the figure playing his violin.
"Sorry thought it might help the mood." He put away the violin.
"John, this is not the answer just talk to her." Stacy pleaded.
"I did she didn't listen and she doesn't love me anymore, I guess I end her loving anything ever again." John said as he left the room.
"Why would he do that?" Stacy asked the figure.
"Because he's listening to his head not his heart. In his heart he loves Torrie and would try harder to convince her to stay."
"I guess, but we have to stop him and convince her to come back. Do you know where JBL's house is?"
"Yeah."
"Good I'll go there tomorrow and I'll try to talk to her."
"Good luck with that." He said leaving until Stacy stopped him.
"Wait if you're not Chris Jericho then who are you?"
"Can I trust you with my identity?"
"Yeah."
"Can you keep my secret and make sure you don't tell anyone who I am and if you do I will have to kill and I have killed before."
"Yes I guess."
"Hey that rhymed anyone here goes nothing."
He walked over to her and ripped off his hood to Stacy and she looked at him with shock. She couldn't believe it was HIM.
"But you…you…you're."
"I know who I am now you do now don't say a damn word about his alright?"
"I promise."
"Thanks see you later."
"But wait I don't know where JBL lives."
"Yeah you do the address is on the dresser."
She walked over to the dresser and there on a piece of paper was the address, "wait how did you…" she turned around and he was gone. "How does he do that? That guy is one weird mother who know what."
Back in JBL's house Torrie was feeling good after what she just did to John and she went inside the house and was met by JBL and company.
"Now where were you?" JBL asked.
"Just going out for a walk but I'm ok."
"That's good now go to bed we have a big day tomorrow." Torrie nodded and went to her room.
An hour later the whole group was sitting on the couches in the living room talking when Paul E. came in with a video tape.
"What's that?" JBL asked.
"It's some very funny footage." Paul E. said as he put in the tape.
On the tape was John in Japan after JBL escaped and it was footage of him in his struggles.
"How did you get this?" HHH asked.
"I've got connections and I'm weird like that."
"Whatever."
On the tape was John on his knees crawling his way around the forest, then it was him in the rain and it showed him in intense pain. All they could do was laugh and were laughing hysterically over this.
"Look at that poor bastard." JBL said laughing hard and pointing at the TV.
But for them Torrie was waking up and heard the commotion and got up to see what was up.
"Guys Torrie's getting up turn it off and put something else on." Paul E. said as they stopped the tape and change the channel but for them it landed on "The View."
"Ah damn it." JBL said as Torrie came down.
"What are guys laughing about?"
"We think these girls on the View are some of the funniest women in the world." JBL said as they all nodded and Torrie looked on with confusion.
"I'm a Star Jones man, I love that big, sexy bitch." Orlando said to the confused and "what the f" looks from the rest.
"Whatever just keep it down I'm trying to sleep." Torrie said as she got up the stairs and back to her room.
"That was close, Orlando we got to talk about that statement later on but at least she's gone." JBL said.
"Why do we have make sure she doesn't see it?" Orlando asked.
"Because, man, if she sees it she'll feel sorry for Cena and go back to him."
"But she doesn't know he's alive."
"Yes she does, see when she was out for her walk she ran into him and confronted him." Paul E. said.
"WHAT is she tricking us?"
"No don't worry she kicked him in the nuts over the letter he wrote. But she can't see that footage also because he told her about that and she didn't believe if she sees this she will believe him and go back."
"That's true so we make sure she doesn't see the footage and she doesn't find out that I wrote that letter." JBL said. "Now let's go back to the footage." They turned it back on and started laughing again.
A/N: Why not another one? And yes I am Filipino and it's great to see Filipino wrestlers like Batista and B-Boy. From now on as you could tell I've added some humor in this to mix it up a little bit. Hope you like it thanks for the reviews and give more so I can write more, so here's your preview:
Next Time: Stacy goes to JBL's house to confront Torrie. John continues to dream about the day he kills Torrie. Randy at work, and what will that mysterious figure do next? And Torrie and Stacy GET IT ON! Not like that you sick bastards.
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