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They Had Kids!
Chapter Three: Oh, how we LOVE Surprises!

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN INFECTED BY MY STUPIDITY? SHORTY YOU JER- ...Oh, holy god! WHO'S THE MINI SHRIMP?" Kuwabara wailed, freaking out, looking at Honoo, whowas giggling with a bubble blowing out from his nose.

"That doesn't look like any normal mini shrimp! It looks exactly like Hiei! Execpt with the different hair color!" Yusuke gagged, staring at the 'Mini Shrimp'. Honoo, in Hiei's arm, had dark blue hair and a light blue starburst, with red eyes.

Everyone else... well they just stared. A lot.

"Uh... anything else you want to tell us? ...Botan how about you?" Koenma asked with a nervous frown, already knowing what was going on. Everyone's gaze suddenly turned to Botan.

"Um... ehe... well, there was this one thing I wanted to tell you guys..." Botan trailed off, getting anxious with all the intense stares coming her way.

"That being?" Kurama asked, extremely interested, even though he already knew from the moment he saw the two children what was going on.

"Um... this?" Botan giggled nervously, holding out Hikari for everyone to see. Hikari just gave everyone a raspberry, not liking the attention.

"Botan. Please tell me those are not yours and HIEI'S!" Shizuru exclaimed, breaking the silence.

"YEAH! That would just be plain freaky!" Yusuke agreed while grimacing. He walked over to Hikari and looked her in the eyes. Hikari was their daughter and had black hair with white tips on the bangs and pink eyes. Botan had her short hair in a pony tail and she was wearing a black kimono.

"Nah. You can't be Hiei's kid. You're too cute!" Yusuke laughed and put his finger in front of Hikari's nose, going to tickle her. But she lifted her face up and clamped on his finger with her already grown in fangs.

"OW! SHE BIT ME! SHE'S WORKING FOR THE SQUIRRELS!"

"Oh, would you stop it with the squirrels? Please, Yusuke, she's an infant!" Keiko yelled and smacked him upside the head.

"Well, to answer your question Shizuru, yes, they are Hiei's and mine," Botan said, after praising Hikari for biting Yusuke. (Praising her?)

"Oh, my... is that true Hiei?" Yukina asked politely, turning to Hiei. Now all eyes were on him.

"Hn. So what if it is?"

"OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHORTY HOOKED UP WITH SOMEONE!" Kuwabara exclaimed in horror while pointing at Hiei.

"Like it would ever happen to you, baka," Hiei grunted and Honoo started giggling again. Hiei smirked at his son and turned to Kuwabara once again, "Oh, look at that. Even he knows you're a baka."

"Oh, wow Hiei-san! I'm so happy for you!" Yukina said, giving him a brilliant smile, "May I hold him?"

"Hn," Hiei blushed from his sister's attention and handed Honoo over to Yukina gently. Yukina's smile got wider and she started cooing at the infant. Hiei stared on proudly.

"OH! Can I hold Hikari, Botan?" Keiko finally ran up and gave Botan puppy dog eyes.

"Um, sure Keiko! Why not?" Botan said, hesitating. She handed over Hikari, and instantly the child started crying.

"Botan what do I do? Why is she crying?" Keiko asked frantically, trying to figure out why the little girl was crying.

"Yup, that proves it. Keiko's evil!" Yusuke stated and started cackling.

"Watch it, Yusuke! At least I didn't get my finger bitten!" Keiko snapped at him, and then looked pleadingly at Botan for help.

Botan happily took Hikari from her arms and started humming a soft tune. Hikari suddenly calmed down and drifted to sleep.

"I'm starved. How about we eat and talk about this over some grub?" Koenma suggested and raced over to the picnic basket.

"I call first dibs!" Yusuke yelled and ran after Koenma, easily catching up.

Soon enough, everyone was settled down to eat on a blanket. Botan gently placed Hikari down next to her, and on her other side, Hiei sat cross-legged with Honoo in his lap.

"Look, Hiei! Ice cream!" Botan exclaimed happily and pulled over a few cartons. (How much Ice cream do you need? O.O)

Kurama, after being quiet this whole time, finally spoke up, "So, why have you two been gone for so long? You just up and left without any word."

"Mukuro needed to stop the beginning of a war between her lands and some other lands, and she needed Hiei to help," Botan offered her two cents, and took a bite out of her ham sandwich. Hiei was too busy downing his ice cream to even answer. Not that he was going to anyway...

Kurama looked at Honoo and noticed he was pointing to his mouth and making hungry whimpers. Kurama sweatdropped and got Hiei's attention.

"What's wrong with you, Kitsune?" Hiei asked while downing some more ice cream.

"Eh... I think your son is a little hungry there..." Kurama stated and Honoo whimpered again.

"What do you want, boy?" Hiei glared down at the infant in his arms and poked at Honoo's chest. Honoo giggled again, and made another motion pointing at his mouth and frowned.

"Hungy, dada!" Honoo tried to say and started pulling at Hiei's fingers. Hiei just stared at him and grunted.

"He said dada! That's so cute!" Keiko exclaimed and turned to Yusuke.

"I want one just like him. So you'd better get your act together, Yusuke Urameshi!" She said and Yusuke turned bright red.

"Whatever, Keiko. You just remember to get your act together. Evil woman!"

"Yusuke, you jerk!" Keiko yelled and slapped him a good five-star, then turned to eat again.

Hiei was still sitting there, staring at Honoo.

"Hiei! Would you feed him already?" Botan hissed angrily at her mate, and gave him a glare that said you'd- better- or- you're- sleeping- outside- tonight.

"Hn. Fine, onna," Hiei grunted and got Honoo some ice cream. Honoo gratefully swallowed the sweet concoction and was contented again.

"Alright, well since you told me why you had to leave, mind telling me when you two got together?" Kurama asked with curious eyes. Even he never saw this coming.

Botan of course, had to answer for both of them again, "Well, a little before then I guess..." she trailed off, blushing immensely.

"Hn. We were stuck in a room in Reikai for a few days."

"Are you serious? How come you were stuck?" Shizuru asked, taking a bite of her own sandwich.

"Baka toddler wouldn't take off the seal on the room. Said we had to learn to get along or something like that. Guess it worked," Hiei sneered at Koenma and went back to give Honoo some more ice cream.

"Oh, well then how did Honoo and Hikari come to be, hm?" Yusuke asked, grinning pervertedly.

"The same room," Hiei answered nonchalantly and had a spoonful of ice cream of his own.

"Hiei! Don't tell them that!" Botan yelped, blushing even more.

"Hn. I Already did. Anything else you want to know, Kitsune?"

"Yes, actually. Why did you not contact us at all?"

"Hn. Didn't feel like it."

"Hiei! Oh, don't listen to him guys, he's just crabby today. One of the leaders of the war that almost came to be, well, when Mukuro and Hiei managed to break up the organization, they got angry. They sent over a spy to Mukuro's palace. They found out I was pregnant. There were a few... problems," Botan said bluntly.

"One more question," Kurama said, looking at the two children.

"Oh, well ask away!" Botan chirped and clapped her hands happily. It was just so nice to see everyone again...

"Who's older? Honoo or Hikari?"

"They're twins, silly!" Botangiggled.

I thought so. Kurama thought and nodded.

"So, what did you guys do while we were gone?"

"Yusuke chased squirrels, Kuwabara was annoying, Kurama and I got together, Yukina took care of Genkai's temple, and Keiko went to school. It was really boring without you two," Shizuru answered boredly and played with some grass next to her.

"Are you two going to come back to Ningenkai, now? Or at least visit us?" Yukina asked timidly. When Botan left, she had lost one of her best friends. And since Hiei left with her, she lost the person she thought of as her brother. (She doesn't know yet!)

"Hn. We'll visit you. But I don't want to live here. I don't like Ningenkai," He growled, not at his sister, but at the thought of having to deal with annoying ningens for the rest of his life. No thank you. But he could never turn down his sister, and he wanted to see her every now and then anyway.

"Hiei! I like Ningenkai! I want to live there!" Botan pouted.

"Hn, no. We live in a castle. What more do you need, onna? Plus, my favorite tree is there."

"Humph! Fine then!" Botan glared and started eating her sandwich more savagely.

"Well guys, it's getting really boring here, how about us girls go shopping? The guys can go and do whatever they want and take the twins with them," Shizuru suggested.

And in unison of course, all the guys answered, "HECK NO!"

"Heck yes!"

"Heck no!"

Heck no!" The girls said, wicked grins adorning their features.

"Heck yes!" The guys said and their eyes widened. Mutters such as damn could be heard, but whatever right? Although Kurama was a bit sour that he had actually been fooled so easily. It just wasn't like him.

"Bingo! Then it's a date! Well let's be on our way girls," Botan said merrily while rounding all the girls up to go to the mall.

"Do you have any money?" Kuwabara asked, hoping to get his way out of staying with Shorty and watching the mini shorties.

"Me and Shizuru have credit cards," Keiko told him and started walking off to the portal Koenma set up when nobody was paying attention.

"Okay, we're off! You boys behave, and Hiei keep your eye on Honoo and Hikari!" (Your eye. Get it? His Jagan eye. Ha, okay it wasn't that funny. -.-)

"Hn."

And with that, the girls disappeared into the portal and groans of agony could be heard coming from the guys.

"I'll bet you the squirrels put them up to this!" Yusuke exclaimed and looked around suspiciously.

"Urameshi, shut up about the stupid squirrels!"

Mustard: Next chapter, Honoo and Hikari wreak havoc and yeah... other stuff happens. -.-;;