Disclaimer: Don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. But of course, we own Hikari and Honoo. Ah, such kawaii little twins they are.
Review responses:
Robin Autumn- Yes! You are SO right! I'll defiantly do that soon! Thanks for the review! (That is SUCH a great idea!)
Fwoggie- The squirrels. Yes. They are VERY cool! MWAHAHAHAHA :coughs:
Night's Temptest44- Yup, it's a reoccurring theme that's going to be in most of my stories. They need a bit of humor here and there, ne?
MoonSilverEyes- Ok, I'll tell you. But it's going to be later in the story. I have the whole thing planned out, so don't worry!
BlazingBotan- I luvz your name! It just reminds me so much of... Botan! ...ehe... -.-;;
kukiANDwally- Thanks! Glad you enjoy it!
LivingImpared- Why thank you! Yeah, I liked that glare too!
Hieigirl10- I think I already mailed you about this, but whatever. Yeah, sure I'll put her in!
Hiei/botan4ever- This was a very short update for me, so be proud k!
Hieis gurl Botan- Yeah, my IM isn't working again. Really sucks huh?
CatStar14- eh... I understood about half of what you said. But thanks for the review anyway! I like the weird ones that you have to really think about!
Ryosgirlfriend- THANK YOU!
Tyedye/Rin- I know, I just love Honoo and Hikari!
Kitsune Kit- They are! I took the idea from my friend who was ACTUALLY attacked by a squirrel!
Youko's slave- Here's the next chapter!
Alex- Yup, Honoo and Hikari are my favorite part of the story.
Tsukiakari Anei- That's flattering! Really it is! –blushes-
Bubble wheel- Ugh, school stinks. I hate going to a new school!
Goddess Hope- Nope, never. Yusuke will never shut up about the squirrels! –grins-
They Had Kids!
Chapter Four: The E.S.A.
"I can't believe we're stuck here watching Shrimp's brats!" Kuwabara ranted loudly and started kicking a rock.
"Well Koenma, since you're the toddler prince, what should we do? You know, since you have first-hand experience with kids," Yusuke said slyly and cackled.
"How should I know Yusuke? ...Why don't we go to the park or something?" Koenma shrugged.
Now I can pick up some hot girls! He though happily and decided that was the best idea he's come up with in years.
"Fine," the other said in unison. Hiei grabbed Honoo and Kurama picked up Hikari. Koenma created a portal to the park, and the rest of the Reikai Tantei stepped through.
Time to go girl hunting. Koenma grinned in perverted glee and skipped in after them.
As soon as they arrived at the park, Honoo started tugging on Hiei's hair and pointing to the swings.
"Sing, dada! Sing!"
"What the-! I'm not singing for you, boy. Hn. That's the onna's job."
"Sing! Sing!"
Kurama sweat dropped again and told Hiei that Honoo wanted to go on the swings.
"Hn. Baka Kitsune. He said sing!"
"Yes, but he meant swing."
"Hn!" Hiei growled and went over to put Honoo on the swings...
"How the heck does this ningen contraption work?" Hiei shouted, pointing to the swing that Honoo was sitting on. Yusuke and Kuwabara laughed while Kurama handed over Hikari to Kuwabara and went over to show Hiei how to work the swings.
Hikari then started to pull at Kuwabara's hair, like Honoo did to Hiei, and pointed to the swings, "Sing, ugly! Sing!"
Yusuke fell on the ground laughing, and started rolling around hysterically.
Hiei heard it and smirked, holding back a laugh. Kurama couldn't help but chuckle, and Kuwabara glared at Hikari mumbling something about brats and walked over to the swing to put Hikari in one.
"Hey, where'd the diaper dunce go?" Yusuke asked after he stopped rolling around on the ground.
"Sooo, do you come here often?" Koenma asked the three year old girl on the other side of the teeter-totter. The girl just sucked on her own pacifier and pushed up on her side of the teeter-totter.
"Oh, it's a great day to get a break from Hiei and the twins! Hiei has such an attitude!" Botan chirped happily, twirling around the sidewalk.
"I'd imagine," Keiko said believingly while carrying ARMFULLS of bags.
"Hey, there's Starbucks over there, you guys want some coffee?" Shizuru asked, pulling out a cigarette.
"Um, what's coffee?" Yukina asked politely and waited for an answer.
"Oh, well it's like tea, but has more taste!" Botan giggled and grabbed Yukina to go to Starbucks... while Keiko and Shizuru walked the other way.
"Hey, where are you guys going?" Keiko called over to Yukina and Botan on the other side of the road.
"To Starbucks, silly!" Botan called to her and then got a confused look in her eyes.
"What's wrong Botan-chan?" Yukina asked worriedly, looking up at her.
"Well... there's another Starbucks right across the street."
Shizuru turned around and looked to the shop next to Starbucks, "And there's another one!" Keiko looked down the street to see another one, "And that one too!"
"And there's one right on the other side of this one!" Botan stated, eyes wide.
"They're everywhere!" Keiko shuddered, panicking. The whole street was full of them!
"Hm. I counted fifty-seven. That's odd. I thought ningens liked to vary the shops around town," Yukinastated, looking around curiously.
"Yes well, I think this is a bit weird..." Botan trailed off, looking around suspiciously.
"Well, since we're here, who's up for coffee?" Shizuru laughed and walked into a random Starbucks.
Before she walked in a thought suddenly occurred to Botan.
I wonder how Hiei's doing...
"Hn. Who cares where the toddler is. He's the one who made us come to this useless reunion."
"Yeah, guess you're right. Now I won't have to do any more missions," Yusuke said cheerfully... until an acorn hit his head.
"OH, GOD! THEY'RE BACK! DUCK AND RUN! TAKE COVER!" Yusuke screamed and started running in circles.
"How long has the baka detective had this stupid obsession?" Hiei asked annoyed.
"About a month after you left. You get used to it after a while," Kurama answered and watched Yusuke hide under a bench.
Kuwabara, who wasn't even paying attention, was looking at Hikari, "Hey, you think these little squirts can talk?"
"A few words. Baka, she already called you ugly!" Hiei smirked and went back to watching the detective hide in various places.
"I think it would be interesting to get them to try and say some new words," Kurama said in his matter- of- fact tone.
"Hn. Enjoy yourselves," Hieimuttered and went to go sleep in his old tree.
"Since Honoo seems to be the nice one, why don't we teach him to say Bingo? Just like Botan," Kurama suggested, and Kuwabara nodded. Hiei snapped one eye open and glared down at Kurama from his tree.
Damn, not another Bingo master.
"Come on Honoo, say Bingo for Uncle Kuwabara! Come on, you can do it!"
Hikari looked up from the swing, and pointed to Kuwabara again, "Ugly!"
Hiei almost fell out of his tree from that one.
"Quiet, mini shrimp!"
"Alright, well how about for Good Ole' Kitsune. Say Bingo?" Kurama smiled down at Honoo cheerily.
"Biggo!" Honoo shouted happily and started jumping up and down.
"Very close, let's try it again shall we? B-i-n-g-o!"
"Biggo! Biggo! Biggo! Biggo!" Honoo started shouting it repeatedly. Kurama just smiled awkwardly and gave up.
"Alright, your turn mini shrimp. Say it!" Kuwabara commanded and waited for her to say 'Bingo!'
"Ugly!" she shouted and went back to trying to swing on the swing.
"Can't you say anything else, you little brat?" Kuwabara yelled angrily and threw his hands up in the air.
Hiei glared at Kuwabara as a warning not to mess with his kid and went back to his nap.
"Well?" Kuwabara stomped his foot and started throwing a fit.
"Hn. Ugly."
"Well, I would call that something else!" Yusuke shouted from behind his rock and then went back to contemplating where the squirrels could be hiding.
"You brat! Anything else besides that!"
"Baka!" Hikari glared and then just totally ignored Kuwabara all together.
Hiei grinned madly up from his tree and decided they weren't worth his time, and went to sleep... again.
"Man, she is an evil little kid! She must be the spawn of a squirrel... and in cahoots with them too!" Yusuke said after crawling away from his rock and over to the rest of the gang.
"Hn. I am not a squirrel, detective."
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say Hiei."
While this was taking place... Kuwabara was getting his revenge.
"Go on, mini shrimp! Eat it! You know you want to! It's yummy and tasty and it's... good!" Kuwabaracooed, trying to convince Hikari to eat an...
...acorn.
Hiei growled viciously and fissioned down to smack Kuwabara over the head with the hilt of his katana.
"Biggo! Yay, dada!" Honoo shouted and giggled some more. Hikari just glared at Kuwabara and muttered ugly.
"Ah, that was a good latte!" Botan cheered, walking down the side walk once again.
"I liked the beverage called... cappuccino," Yukina added with a smile on her face.
"Hey guys, there's a cheese shop. Yusuke said he needed some cheese the other day... he said it was to make peace with some squirrels or something. But I really don't think that's what its for. Oh well, I guess I can get some anyway," Keiko shrugged and walked into the cheese shop.
The other girls followed, and when they walked through the door, they just stared at the cheese that wasn't there.
"Hey, where's all the cheese?" Keiko asked angrily and started huffing around, looking for the manager. She found him, and pulled him out of a closet.
"Um excuse me sir, where is your cheese?"
"Cheese?"
What the-! Is this guy some kind of fruit loop?
"Yes, this is a cheese shop. Where's the cheese?" Botan offered for Keiko and started looking around the shop.
"What is this... cheese you speak of?" the owner asked, completely confused.
"Cheese, you idiot! You sell it here! This is a cheese shop!" Shizuru grit out, getting completely fed up with the guy.
"We do not sell cheese here," and he went back to his closet... which had a squirrel running around in it! ...And was that a walkie-talkie on its side? Maybe Yusuke was right and they really were spies... nah.
Note to self: never take Yusuke to a cheese shop. Keiko mentally noted and started asking for some cheese.
"Cheddar?"
"No. No cheese."
"Swiss?"
"No. No Swiss."
"Mozzarella?"
"No! No cheese!"
"Fine! Ya jerk! I'm never coming here again! ...Not that I would! Because you have no cheese anyway!" Keiko fumed and stomped out of the shop.
"Who in the world has a cheese shop with no cheese?" Botan wondered aloud and glanced back at it.
"Obviously, that guy was some kind of fruit cake," Shizuru said and dismissed the subject all together.
Hiei moved away from Kuwabara and grabbed his kids. He put them on a bench and Honoo asked, "Biggo?"
"No. No Biggo," Hiei told him and Honoo just smiled at him anyway.
"I've got it! They're watching us from the trees!" Yusuke shouted out of nowhere and went running in some random direction.
"Urameshi! Come back! The squirrels aren't worth it!" Kuwabara called after him and ran in the direction Yusuke went in.
"Looks like we'd better find them. We'll probably need to do damage control," Kurama sighed and calmly stalked off in that same direction. Hiei did his signature 'Hn.' And followed forgetting the twins.
(Okay, I know Hiei would never forget them if this were real. But it's not real. So... he did.)
When everyone met up except Yusuke, they saw a note lying on the ground.
"What's this? It looks important. We'd better read it," Kurama said mostly to himself, picking up the note and reading it, "Well, this can't be good."
"What? What is it?" Kuwabara asked eagerly.
Dear friends of Yusuke the Destroyer,
If you ever want to see the idiot or Hiei's kodomos again,
Leave 500 acorns at the base of the big oak tree in the middle of the park.
If you don't... well then, I don't think you want to know what happens.
Signed,
The E.S.A
(Evil Squirrel Association)
"Damn it!Botan is going to kill me!" Hiei groaned in agony.
Alright! Got another done! Hope you all liked it!
Mustard: Now all we need you to do is review! So, go do it!
Me: Do you have to be so blunt?
Mustard: Of course I do! Duh!
Me: -.-;;
(Kodomo means child for those of you who got confused. When I wrote this my friend was giving me the what-the-heck-is-that! Look.)