Disclaimer: Nope. Don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. But we own all of the kids and the squirrels.
Note: The first two parts of the epilogue will be centered mostly around the kids, but the rest will be mostly parents.
((Kids Bios))
Honoo Jaganshi:
Son of Botan and Hiei. (Hikari's twin)
15.
Um, need I explain more? The whole story was kind of about them…
Name means flame.
Hikari Jaganshi:
Daughter of Botan and Hiei. (Honoo's twin)
15.
Same with Honoo.
Name means light.
Rei Urameshi:
Daughter of Yusuke and Keiko.
14.
Looks like a younger version of Keiko, but with black hair. She has dark brown eyes. Has her hair slicked back and in pigtails as a mixture of Yusuke and Keiko when they were younger. (Yusuke's doing.) She's smart like Keiko, but bad ass like her dad. Like he said, "Don' take no sht from anybody!" Quite the neat freak.
Name means Spirit.
Kaito Minamono:
Son of Kurama and Shizuru.
14.
Silver hair like Youko, but it's in a style like that of teenage Koenma's. He has Shizuru's light brown eyes. He seems quiet and passive most of the time, but he really likes to have a good time. Quite the party boy actually. Loves tricking and pranking people. And he never gets caught… But, he's quite the over achiever in school.
Name means mysterious thief.
Yamabuki Minamono:
Daughter of Kurama and Shizuru
6.
Has green eyes like Shuichi, and also got his red hair. Loves annoying and embarrassing Kaito. All that needs to be said.
Name means wild rose
Nadare Kuwabara:
Daughter of Kuwabara and Yukina.
13.
She looks like Yukina, but has curly red hair like Kuwabara. Though, she has the red eyes. She's naïve, but very kind like her mother. She enjoys animal company, especially kitties!
Name means avalanche.
(They all inherit their parent's powers! So read to find out what they get!)
They Had Kids!
Chapter: Epilogue part 1
((Begin))
(Urameshi household)
"Rei, Rei honey! Get up! It's time to get ready for school!" Keiko said, gently shaking the lump under the green sheets.
"Keiko! I want my coffee… where's my coffee woman?" Yusuke moaned in the doorway, eyes still half shut.
"If you want coffee, go make it Yusuke!" She exclaimed and then turned back to Rei., "Come on now, you have to get up for your first day back to school!"
"How do you work the coffee pot? Evil woman! GET ME MY COFFEE!" Yusuke screamed from out in the kitchen. Keiko sighed and shook Rei a little more, making her finally get up. Rei rubbed her eyes sleepily and looked over at the clock.
"Mom! It's only three in the morning! Are you crazy!"
"WOMAN! GET YOUR EVIL SELF OUT HERE AND MAKE ME COFFEE!" Yusuke screamed louder, making a cat howl from some random trashcan in an ally, and making some neighbors turn on their lights and bang on the walls.
"Dads not really a morning person is he?" Rei sweat dropped and looked over at her mom.
"CCCOOOOFFFFFEEEEEEEE! MAKE ME COOOFFFEEEEEE!" Yusuke crowed and started banging the coffee pot on Rei's door.
"Aw, mom! Just make dad his coffee before he breaks the door! And I'm going back to sleep! Wake me up at six thirty!" Rei said, and buried herself back under the sheets.
Keiko sighed and pushed Yusuke away from the door, grabbing the coffee pot, "All right! I'll make your stupid coffee!"
"Salvation!" Yusuke screamed and ran after Keiko into the kitchen.
((6:30))
"Rei! It's six thirty! Up!" Yusuke exclaimed and picked her and the sheets up, brought them out to the kitchen, and sat her down on a chair.
"Thanks dad," Rei grumbled irritably and waited for her mom to put breakfast on the table. When Keiko finally sat the plate in front of her, Rei took one look at it and cringed.
"Mom, why do my pancakes have smiley faces on them?"
"To celebrate the cheerful morning of course!" Keiko said happily and sat down in her own chair, "Yusuke! Don't be such a pig!"
She slapped him, and the food that was mashed up in the side of his cheek came flowing out onto his plate. Rei mumbled, "Yeah, real cheerful mom. Dad was screaming about his coffee, you woke me up at three in the morning, and then dad just has to have his mush rolling out the side of his mouth. Real cheerful."
"Hey, I needed that coffee! It's what helps me get a good start on squirrel hunting!"
"Not again," Rei put a hand on her forehead, ignored her parents, and finished her breakfast. Yusuke just continued to rant on about how he poked a squirrel with the stick when he was little.
(Flashback- why he hates squirrels so much)
"Hey, Yusuke! I think its dead! Save it puh-lease!" Whined a young Keiko.
"Comin'!" Yusuke yelled back to her and came to examine the squirrel.
"Yup, definitely dead." He said while poking it with a stick.
"That's so sad...well, I gotta go Yusuke, see you tomorrow!" Keiko said and ran off, while Yusuke was still poking the squirrel with a stick.
Suddenly while poking it, the squirrel jumped up and snarled its teeth and jumped on Yusuke's back. "Get it off!" he yelled while scratching at his back trying to get it off. Soon enough, more squirrels gathered and jumped Yusuke and beat him senseless. Then they ran back to their tree and Yusuke swore his revenge on them one day.
(End Flashback)
Rei walked through her room, and into her bathroom to take a shower. When she was done, she brushed her teeth and put on her school uniform… her green school uniform.
It was 7:15, so she walked out into the kitchen again to grab her book bag, gave her dad a kiss on the cheek, who looked at her uniform and gave her the thumbs up. She went over to Keiko who was cleaning the dishes, to give her a hug. Keiko turned around and dropped her dish, and gasped at Rei.
"Woman! That's valuable stuff you just dropped!" Yusuke hollered and started trying to pick up the pieces and put them together.
"Dad… I think you need glue for that."
"No! No I don't! Just go to school, it'll be okay! Keiko's not crazy! Not crazy at all!" Yusuke ranted again, still playing with the pieces of glass.
"Dad! You seriously need glue for that. And don't cut yourself!" She said and ran out the door, before Keiko could make her change. She walked down the street and could still hear Yusuke and Keiko screaming.
My parents have serious problems. Ah well, they're the best. She thought happily, and made her merry way down the street to the bus stop, waiting for the others to show up.
((Genkai's Temple- Kuwabara Family))
"Nadare, time to get up! TWEET, TWEET!" Kuwabara ahem, sang, trying to get his daughter up. Nadare moaned and pulled the pillow over her head tighter.
"COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOO!" He crowed in her ear, and then started clucking and doing chicken impressions.
"Father, please stop. I'm up," She said, throwing her feet over the side of her bed.
Kuwabara smiled. Did a freaky hair flip, and said, "My darling little snowflake has awakened!"
"Yes, I've awaken father," and smiled as her kitty walked into the room purring. It was white, and had blue eyes, "Shimo! Come here kitty!"
It looked up at her, and bounced on her bed. Nadare petted it for a minute, while Kuwabara went to make a breakfast in bed for Yukina.
Nadare got up and picked out her blue uniform from the closet, washed her face, brushed her teeth, and went to go eat some rice crispies. She left before her father could bother her some more, and left for her bus stop.
((Minamono Residence))
Kaito was dreaming happily of his next plot, when all of the sudden an annoying voice woke him from his beautiful dream.
"Kai-Kai! Wakey uppy!" The high voice said, and his bed started bouncing up and down.
What the heck? He thought, and shot up, looking around. And of course, there was his sister, bouncing up and down on his bed, making his pillows fly everywhere.
"Yamabuki! GET OUT!" he yelled, and threw his last pillow at her head. She got tears in her eyes, and her lip quivered.
Not again… He thought and just buried his face in his mattress, trying to sleep.
Yamabuki ran out of the room crying, into the kitchen. Where her dad was making breakfast for the family.
Perfect! She thought, and ran up to her dad, snatching on to his leg.
"Daddy, Kai-Kai y-yelled at me. T-then he threw a p-p-pillow at me!" She wailed and started banging her fists on his leg. He looked down at her and smiled, knowing Kaito didn't do anything that bad.
"Maybe you should try waking him up nicer. He might be nicer to you then," Kurama said and patted her little red head.
Shizuru just shook her head, smoking her cigarette. Kurama tried to get her to stop, but she has her ways to make him listen. She grinned to herself and watched as Yamabuki nodded sadly and sat next to her. She watched as Kaito bounded out of his room and threw himself on a chair at table.
"Morning," He mumbled, and his head fell flat on the table.
"Morning Kai-Kai!" Yamabuki giggled happily and waved at him.
"Must you call me that!" He yelled, pointing an accusing finger at her.
"'Course Kai-Kai!"
Kurama took that time to come over and put the plates on the table, taking a seat next to Shizuru.
"Just be happy you weren't called Camel, okay?" Shizuru said, taking her fork and digging into her eggs.
"Camel? What are you talking about mom?" Kaito asked, looking up at her.
"Yeah. Camel. After my," she paused, inhaling her cigarette, "Cigarettes."
"I think… I'll stick with Kai-Kai."
"Yay!" Yamabuki squealed and clapped her hands together, then totally ignoring him and ate her food. Kaito sighed, and decided to leave before anything got weird around here, which it always does.
"See ya, I'm going to school," he said, washing his dishes and grabbing his book bag. He happily walked out the door and whistled on his way down the street, thinking of new ways to terrorize the teachers.
((Jaganshi Clan))
Botan came skipping into the dark room, no light could be seen through the windows.
"Hiei, time to get up sleepy head! My wittle shmoopy bear!"
"God damnit onna! I told you not to call me that!" Hiei growled from his happy pillows and pulled the covers over his head.
"But you're my shmoopy!" She said, smiling giddily at him as she pulled the covers off of him.
"No. I'm not," He replied, and pulled the covers back up.
"Oh, but you're very shmoopy this morning!" She said and pulled them back down.
"Onna, aren't you tired? It's too early for this!"
"Nope. Not tired at all!" She said and sat on her side of the bed.
"Sleep well?" She asked and tried to pull him up, but it didn't work.
"Yes, I did. Now let me sleep."
"But the twins made breakfast!" She cried and started shaking him, while he just took it, trying to sleep some more.
"Good for them."
"Hiei Jaganshi! Get up right this instant or you're sleeping on the couch!"
Hiei's eyes snapped open, and he turned to the onna, "Not again! You wouldn't do that again!"
"No silly, but now that you're up, time for breakfast!" She smiled and dragged him out by his arms, while Hiei just dragged along the carpet.
"Onna, you are evil. Plain evil."
"I know shmoopy, I know," She said and put him on the chair out in the kitchen. Oh yes, she made him move her to Ningenkai. She walked over to Honoo and looked over his shoulder, seeing how the waffles were going.
"Hey 'Kari, check the answering machine," Honoo said, still playing with his waffles.
"Fine. And don't call me 'Kari."
"But I just did. Too late!" Honoo replied, poking his waffle with the fork.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," Hikari said as she pressed the red button on the answering machine, waiting for it to start playing.
Hello, you've reached the house of Hiei, Botan, Honoo, and Hikari Jaganshi. Please leave a message after the be- Onna! Stop playing with that ningen contraption and come to bed! Don't mind him, he's grumpy tonight. Onna! We're almost out of whipped cream! Hurry up! Hiei, I'm kind of trying to do this message thing! Who cares! What baka would want to leave a message for us anyway? I don't know, somebody. Onna! I'm hungry! I want a chimychanga! Then make it yourself Shmoopy! Hey, why don't you- BEEEPPPP.
Hikari sweat dropped and turned to her dad, giving him a glare that could rival his own, "I told you to change that seven months ago!"
"Hn. I still want that chimychanga onna."
"Biggo! Breakfast is ready!" Honoo said, and brought the plates over to the table.
"You realize that it's pronounced Bingo right?" Hikari asked, rolling her eyes at her brother after sitting down to eat her waffles.
"Of course I do, but I like it better Biggo."
"Bingo!"
"Biggo!"
"Bingo!"
"Biggo!"
"Kids the bus will be here soon, stop fighting and eat," Botan said, and put another piece of waffle in her mouth.
"Hn. I'm done anyway, see ya later mom and dad," Hikari said and put her dish in the sink.
"Hey, wait up!" Honoo cried after her, stuffed the rest of his waffle in his mouth, and ran to his bag and out the door.
Botan sighed and shook her head at the two, turning to Hiei, "So, Shmoopy. What now?"
"Hn."
((At the Bus Stop))
Rei arrived first, having woken up early so she wouldn't be late with all the ruckus her parents caused, arrived first.
She sighed, and looked at the passing cars, "Not very cheerful at all…"
"Hey! Rei! Good morning!" Nadare called, and ran up to her, panting lightly.
"Not really…" Rei trailed off and sighed.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. My mom and dad were just being weird again."
"Really? My dad was crowing like a rooster this morning," Nadare said and giggled.
"Thanks. I don't feel so bad anymore," Rei replied and giggled too.
But Nadare's zipper on her book bag suddenly started opening, and a fuzzy ear popped out.
"You didn't!" Rei said and looked at Nadare who was trying to stuff the fuzzy ear back in.
"Um… I did?" Nadare said and kept trying to stuff Shimo back in the bag, but he just kept on popping out, "Oh well, I guess you can stay out until the bus comes," she said and petted the spot behind the kitty's ear.
Kaito calmly walked up to them and stopped beside Nadare and grinned, "Mind telling me why you have a cat in your backpack?"
"Um… no. Not really," She answered and shook her head, he just grinned more and kicked a rock into the street so a car would hit it and its tire would pop. And it did… and killed a squirrel in the process.
"Oh my gosh! I can't believe you just killed a squirrel Kaito!" Nadare cried and her eyes started tearing.
"Score! Er…Don't cry Nadare! It could be breakfast for your cat!" Kaito said and patted her on the back.
"B-but Shimo already ate."
"Then feed him again."
"Okay!" Nadare agreed happily and petted Shimo again.
"First let's make sure if it's dead or not," Rei said and grabbed a stick. She kneeled down in front of the squirrel and poked it once. It didn't move, so she poked it again. It moved, so she poked it again, making sure she wasn't seeing things. She wasn't. It jumped up at her and started attacking her. It scratched her face so she grabbed the thing by its tail and yelled, "Spirit Slap!"
Her hand started glowing blue, and she slapped the squirrel as hard as she could. It went flying and Kaito stared at it in wonder.
"Y-you're dad… he wasn't lying when he said squirrels were evil!" Kaito said, still looking on amazed.
"My dying squirrel senses picked up death around here. Did you guys see it?" Yusuke asked, running up to them.
"Dad? Where did you come from?"
"Gluing that plate back together."
"Oh… well it went that way. About 500 yards or so," Rei said, pointing east of her.
"That's it! This treaty is over! Stupid squirrels! Back to war!" Yusuke yelled and went after it, also screaming about dumping some hot coffee on them.
"Here, let me heal your scratch, Rei," Nadare offered, and put her hand on Rei's cheek, easily healing the small scratch.
"What was that all about?" Honoo asked, coming up behind them.
"Yeah, what was your baka father screaming about now?" Hikari asked, coming from behind him.
Kaito's eyes got wide, and his tongue started hanging out of his mouth, drooling at Hikari, "Nothing. Nothing at all, 'Kari."
"Only Honoo can call me 'Kari, Kaito," Hikari said and blushed a light pink while glaring at him.
"Really?" Honoo asked, on his tippy toes he was so happy.
"No," She said and turned her glare back at her brother.
Thanks for ruining the moment you baka! Hikari said telepathically to her brother and sighed.
Hey, you shouldn't be goggling over my best friend in the first place! Honoo replied and went to go talk to Kaito and see what's up.
"Kai-Kai!" You could here from the distance and Hikari laughed, "Speaking of stupid nicknames."
Kaito blushed and ran over to Yamabuki, shushing her.
"Kai-Kai! You forgot your lunch!" She said, waving his lunch in front of his face.
"Do you have to be so loud?" He hissed, and grabbed his lunch away from her.
"Sorry, I forgot. Your girlfriend is here," She said, smirking and pointing at Hikari. Hikari blushed and turned away, "Hn. Am not."
Kaito also blushed and started pushing Yamabuki down the road towards their house, "Shut up 'Buki! She's not my girlfriend!"
"Hey, here comes the bus you guys!" Rei said as the bus pulled up in front of her.
Great, the first day back at school. They all thought and walked onto the bus.
((End of Part 1))
So, did you like? I know shmoopy did! Haha!