Disclaimer: Just to show you how cruel this world really is, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.

Note: I'm VERY sorry for not updating. I kind of hit some writer's block. But I'm back! Parents don't have many parts in this chapter, but the next chapter is ALL them. The next part of the epilogue will probably have the most humor.

They Had Kids!
Chapter: Epilogue Part 2

((Begin))

Greeaat, the first day back at school. They all thought and walked onto the bus.

Kaito and Honoo sat in the back of the bus together, and the others followed in front of them. Hikari, Rei, and Nadare amazingly enough sat in one seat together.

The girls were gossiping the whole time, while Kaito told Honoo his new plan. They stopped, when a boy got on at the next stop, sat in the seat across from the girls. He looked over at them and waved with a smirk on his face, "Hey there, ladies."

"Um… Hi!" Rei said and smiled at him, "I'm Rei."

"I'm Nadare."

"Hn. It's none of your business who I am."

"It doesn't matter, I know who you guys are," The guy said really creepily. Nadare backed up in the seat a bit, squishing Hikari, who was in the middle, and squishing Rei who was next to the window.

"Nadare, move over!" Rei said, backed against the window.

"Well, so-rry if this freak is scaring me!" Nadare snapped at her turning around to look at the two girls. The boy took that moment in time to grab Nadare's cat, who was poking it's head out of her book bag.

"Hey! Give that back!" Honoo exclaimed as he saw what happened. Nobody picks on his cousin! OR his sister. He was very protective of them, his mom said he got that from his dad.

"Make me! …Tell ya what, I'll give it back if Hikari goes out on a date with me."

"That's disgusting," Hikari said, and turned her head to the side, "Yet, I'll do it. But you have to give the cat back."

"You bastard! You stay away from her!" Kaito shouted, shooting up from his seat. People turned around in their seats and stared, while blinked and blushed a deep red.

"Oops. That wasn't supposed to come out," Kaito said in a squeaky voice and slumped in his seat, embarrassed. Hikari blushed too, and Honoo just smacked his forehead.

"What? What does that mean?" Nadare asked, looking around wondering what was going on.

"Don't worry about it," Rei said and shook her head at the naive girl.

"Oh, you two are together, eh? I guess I'll just have to keep the fuzz ball for myself. Too bad I forgot my lunch. Fried cat sounds good right about now."

"That's horrible! You eat cats!" Nadare shouted, while Hikari muttered "Pig," under her breath.

Hey, 'Kari! I've got an idea! Honoo said through telepathy. Hikari looked over at him and nodded, signaling for him to continue.

Okay, you flirt with this guy to distract him, and I'll get Shimo from the freak. Hikari nodded again, even though she really didn't like the plan, she wanted to get Shimo back for her cousin.

"Hey, did anybody ever tell you your kind of cute?" Hikari asked him, twirling her hair and speaking in a very girly voice. Kaito's jaw dropped as he stared at them, "What!"

"Really?" The guy asked, leaning closer over to their seat.

"Oh, oh, yes! Extremely. Baby, you so fine."

"Well, actually, there's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..."

"Hell no- …I mean, of course! Anything for a hotty like you!"

"What is she doing?" Rei hissed to Nadare, and Hikari elbowed her. Rei shut up and watched as Kaito had a mental breakdown.

"Well, you know. If you're available and a-all," The boy said, grinning to himself.

"She's not! Back off!" Kaito shouted and Hikari looked at him, a beet red, again. Kaito looked down and played with his fingers.

"Of course I'm available Kaito," She hissed, trying to make it obvious that she was playing with the guy's head. He didn't take notice to that fact, though.

"Pick you up at seven," The boy said, glaring at Kaito.

"Righhtt. Greeaattt," Hikari muttered and cursed her brother mentally for dragging her into this stupid plan.

Hurry up and get the cat! She yelled at him while he was busy consoling Kaito.

"OH GOD…," He wailed, "My life is so pointless. I was gonna be called camel, I hate my sister, and now this!"

"There, there, Kaito. It's not that bad, is it?" Honoo patted him on the back while Kaito just freaked out more. Honoo took that opportunity while the boy was staring at Kaito, to take Shimo back. Nadare cheered, and huggled her kitty when he gave it to her, and Hikari sighed happily, now that she didn't have to pretend to actually like the guy. The guy glared at Honoo and went on the other side of the bus.

"Kaito, you can stop crying now," Hikari said bluntly and he looked up.

"No I can't!" Kaito wailed, "It's over!" He cried and threw hands up in the air as to say "Why? Why god, why me?'

"It's over? It never started! Stay away from my sister!" Honoo said and tackled Kaito in the seat.

"Um… we're at school now," Rei mumbled and grabbed her backpack.

"Hurry! Before the mean guy comes back!" Nadare said and ran off the bus. Kaito's eyes widened in fear, pushed Honoo off of him, and started pushing Hikari off the bus.

"Get out! Move, Hikari! Off! OFF THE BUS NOW!" Kaito shouted and pushed her through the door.

"Biggo! Let's move!" Honoo agreed as he saw the boy coming towards them in the isle. Hikari looked back at Kaito and gave him her father's infamous death glare, and he gulped, muttering "Sorry, …please move?" as she walked out.

"Are we all in the same class again this year?" Rei asked when they all got off and the bus blew by them.

"Yeah, my mom made sure of that!" Kaito grinned maliciously and started whistling.

"Count on Mrs. Minamono to take care of that," Honoo said and laughed lightly. That lady seriously has some good connections.

Nadare smiled at her cousin and walked to homeroom, the other's following. Same boring, annoying, easy to anger teacher as last year. Kaito loved the thought. They walked in to the room, and everybody was talking about the summer in their social groups.

"All right class, everybody please take your seats. Calm down now," Mr. Ryo ordered with a lisp as he walked into the room. He was balding and had some gray-ish brown hairs.

"Yo! Sup, dawg?" One of the gangsters shouted from the corner as Kaito walked up to the front desk and the girls swooned. Hikari got a little red from anger, but nobody paid attention.

"Dude, what's wrong with your voice?" Kaito asked Mr. Ryo.

"I have a lisp," The teacher said, spitting in Kaito's eye. Kaito wiped his eyes and made a disgusted face.

"UGH! You just spit in my eye!" Kaito shouted and pointed at him, shaking his finger.

"I'm very sorry about that," Mr. Ryo said, spitting on him once again.

"You just did it again! You disgust me! Stupid teachers like you don't know anything!" He said, shaking his head with malice, "I'm moving to the back. I ain't staying near you and getting spit all over for the rest of the year! Screw that!"

"Sir, I must insist you stay in your seat," The teacher said, going to stop him from moving to the back.

"Stop. Spitting. On. ME!" Kaito growled and kicked the guys shin.

The whole class burst out laughing, even Hikari, and Kaito smiled at her in triumph. It was hard getting that girl to laugh!

"Mr. Minamono, go to the office!" The teacher shouted, his face growing purple.

"Calm down plum face, I'm just gonna go chill in the back," Kaito waved him off with his hand and walked to his seat with his hands in his pockets, and sat down please.

"Kaito, could you quit being such a jerk? And on the first day!" Rei hissed from her seat next to him.

"Nah, life wouldn't be fun like that," He sighed and slumped in his chair to sleep.

"That's it! Pop quiz!" Mr. Ryo shouted and grabbed a stack of papers from his desk.

"It's only the first day!" Honoo whined and put his face in his hands.

"Thank your friend for that," Mr. Ryo smiled weirdly, and spit over Honoo this time.

"I think you need to get that fixed," Honoo grumbled and passed back his papers to Kaito. The class went silent and all started filling in answers. It took Kaito three minutes before he threw his pencil down and was finished his test.

"Oh, and are you finished Mr. Minamono?" The teacher sneered and came to take his test anyway.

"Why thanks for caring, I am," Kaito gave him a thumbs up, propped his feet up on his desk, and decided to go to sleep.

"I bet you failed that Mr. Minamono," The teacher said, sitting on his desk to grade it.

"Nah, passed that with flying colors," Kaito disagreed non-caringly and shut his eyes again to sleep.

Hikari! What's the answer to number one? Honoo asked her telepathically.

You're not even past one

That's not the point!

You want me to help you cheat, don't you? Hikari said telepathically back to him, shook her head and continued on with the rest of her test.

Yes… no! Maybe… I don't know! I just need help!

I'll say…

Not funny, 'Kari! Just tell me the answer!

Nah, I don't feel like it.

Pl-ease! I really need your help on this one!

Fine! If it'll shut you up, it's A!

Thanks! Honoo smiled and she nodded, going back to her test again.

((40 minutes later…))

Hikari, what's the answer to question number…two?

You didn't even do number two yet? What were you doing this whole time?

Um… thinking?

Hn. Too bad. You should have been finishing.

"Times up," The teacher said, his lisp still strong.

"But I only did one question!" Honoo wailed and threw his hands up in the air.

"Then you can go outside and finish your test," Mr. Ryo said sweetly, spitting on his test too. Honoo ignored and cried out a happy, "Biggo!"

As he was running out in the hallway Hikari shouted, "It's B-I-N-G-O! WITH AN 'N'!"

"Oh, he's so kawaii when he says biggo!" The girl on her left cried and hearts appeared in her eyes. She looked over to Hikari, "Isn't he cute?"

Hikari gave a disgusted grunt, "He's my brother."

The girls gasped, "That's right! That means you can give us your phone number and we can call him and-"

Hikari cut them off, "I'm not going to just give you our number so you can stalk my brother."

"I'M FINISHED!" Honoo burst through the door, waving his paper through the air happily.

Mr. Ryo gave him annoyed look and towered over him, speaking with his lisp, "Congratulations, would you like a medal now?"

Honoo looked up at him sweetly, "No, but I would like you to stop spitting all over me."

The class burst out laughing.

Kaito slapped his desk and cheered, "That's great, man! Yeah, Lispy, why don't you stop spitting all over us? And go to a speech class, will ya?"

Mr. Ryo started taking deep breaths. He clenched and unclenched his fists, muttering to himself, "They're just kids, don't let 'em break ya."

"I give ya a week," Kaito got up from his seat and patted him Mr. Ryo on the back, "Good luck, it's gonna be a long week."

Mr. Ryo looked at him and glared, "Please sit in your seat, Mr. Minamono."

"How many times has he said that today?" Rei asked and leaned back in her desk.

Kaito shrugged, " I don't know, I usually stop listening after please."

((End of the Day: On the Bus Home))

Hikari slumped into the seat next to Kaito and sighed. Kaito blushed and turned his head to look out the window. Honoo got on a minute later and glared at his best friend, "Don't pull any of your stunts on my sister like you do the rest of the girls!"

"Stunts?" Nadare asked, coming up behind him and sitting next to Honoo.

"Y-yeah! You know how he acts!" Honoo stuttered and kept glaring at Kaito.

Rei grinned mischievously at Honoo, "No, Honoo, we don't. Why don't you explain it?"

"You know how he is with girls! He's like… the class player! He's like your dad, Rei!"

"Don't bring my dad into this!" Rei growled and kicked his seat.

Kaito kept blushing. That's just to get freakin' Hikari to take a hint! Besides, I can't help it if they all like my charming façade and devilish good looks! He thought it and ran a hand through his silky hair.

Honoo pouted, "Besides, remember last year he stole all three of my girlfriends! I had no date for the school dance!"

"It's not my fault the ladies are attracted to me!" Kaito said and put his hands up in defense.

"Psh," Hikari muttered in an angry huff.

Nadare's eyes widened innocently as she looked at Hikari, "Are you jealous?"

Kaito got a hopeful look in his eyes as he watched her, "Really?"

"No!" Hikari blushed and slumped further down into the seat next to her.

Honoo jumped up in his seat and pointed his finger at Kaito, "HA! That's one you can't have! Finally!"

Rei sweatdropped as the two started fighting (friendly fighting, of course) and fingered the paper in her pocket. All of them had gotten into some kind of trouble (even Nadare… although it wasn't her fault) with Mr. Ryo. So now on the first day of school, they had a parent teacher conference.

Oh, kami! The school is gonna be torn down within the first ten minutes!

The bus driver, finally getting fed up with the two fighting, pulled a bunny and a gun out of the glove compartment. She put the gun to the bunny's head, "Shut up or the bunny gets it!"

Everything went quiet.

(Yes, I got that from South Park)

The bus came to a stop (not that they even noticed it was moving), and the gang all got off quietly at their stop.

"So," Rei started, "While our parents are at this conference, you all wanna come over my house?"

A chorus of 'yes's were heard and everyone went their separate ways, only after Kaito snuck his last glance at Hikari first.

((Rei's house))

Rei sighed before opening the door and walking in. She wasn't even in for a second before Keiko came running in and hugged her tightly, "How was your first day? What did you do?"

Rei awkwardly hugged her back and backed up, gathering her breath, "Well, you and dad have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

Yusuke walked in at that moment with an odd look on his face, "Who the hell came up with that idea? …They should be shot!"

Rei shook her head with a typical grin on her face, "My teacher did."

"What a moron!" Yusuke shouted and shook a fist in the air.

"Tell me about it!" Rei agreed and grabbed a drink from the fridge. Her mom was over in the corner having a fit, and Rei decided she would definitely stay on the other side of the room.

"I'm not going!" Yusuke shouted and tried to run up to the bedroom and lock himself in, but sadly, Keiko grabbed him by his collar and started dragging him out the door, "Too bad, you're going!"

Yusuke dug his nails into the floor, trying to keep himself from being pulled out the door, "NOOO! You promised I didn't have to go back after graduating! That place is EVIL! I don't wanna go back, Keiko! I still have nightmares!" Yusuke wailed and tears formed in his eyes.

Keiko kept dragging him anyway, "Yusuke, shut up. We're going."

Rei watched the two close the door and just shook her head, waiting for her friends to arrive.

((Nadare))

Nadare smiled as her father hugged her as soon as she opened the door.

She smiled as Yukina came in and gently pried him off of her, "Now, now, Kazuma, SHOW SOME SELF-CONTROL!"

O.o …(Sorry everyone, had to put in that outburst n.n;)

Mom scares me sometimes…one minute she's happy and polite, the next she's screaming!

"Um, you need to go to a conference with my teacher," Nadare said, keeping up her innocent smile.

"OFF WE GO, MY SNOW BUNNY!" Kuwabara shouted in glee and walked out the door with a smiling Yukina. Nadare followed behind silently before separating with them and going over to Rei's with Shimo in her arms.

((Kaito))

Kaito slammed the door as he walked into his house, and threw his books carelessly on the floor, "I'm home!"

"KAI-KAI'S BACK!" was all he heard until his legs were squeezed by small arms.

"Yo, 'Buki," Kaito said tonelessly and pushed her off his legs gently.

Yamabuki frowned and saw the paper sticking out of his pocket, grabbing it quickly. She ran into the kitchen waving it in the air, "KAI-KAI'S IN TROUBLE! KAI-KAI'S IN TROUBLE!" she sang and Kaito growled, running in after her. He was too late, however, and Kurama grabbed the paper to read it.

Kaito slowly backed out of the kitchen only to bump into Shizuru. She grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and walked into the kitchen, "You're not going anywhere."

"What did you do now?" Kurama asked, dropping the paper on the table.

Shizuru proudly patted his back, "You better not have taken any crap from those teachers."

"Heh, I didn't," Kaito grinned at his mom and she smiled back.

"Well, let's go then," Shizuru said and grabbed her purse, Yamabuki, and Kurama before he could punish Kaito and ran to the car, driving to the school.

Kaito shook his head. Leave it to mom to get me out of trouble.

He slammed the door again on his way to Rei's, just for good measure.

((Honoo and Hikari))

Hikari practically ran to the door, trying to drown out Honoo's LONG list of reasons why she should stay away from Kaito.

"And he has horrible hair, so I don't know why all the girls like it so much!" Honoo was about to add another reason before Hikari blew up.

"BE QUIET, OKAY? I GOT IT AFTER THE FIRST 367 REASONS!"

"Biggo!" Honoo said happily and sauntered through the door with a victorious grin on his face.

Botan's worried face popped out from the family room, "What are you two fighting about?"

"He started it!" Hikari said, pointing to Honoo who put his hands behind his back and gave his mom an innocent smile. Botan narrowed her eyes at him, "Don't give me that innocent act!"

Hiei came in through the kitchen, chimichanga in hand, and glared at everyone, "Hn."

"Shmoopy! There you are!" Botan jumped on him and he pouted.

"I'm not shmoopy!"

Hikari groaned, "Here we go again."

"ANYWAY," Honoo interrupted, "You two have to go meet our teacher. Apparently we're bad."

"Apparently," Hikari grumbled and handed the two her note as Botan climbed off of Hiei.

"Hn. Damn school. I told you the ningens would screw up our kids!" Hiei growled and stalked out the door, waiting for Botan to get on his back so he could flit off to the school.

Botan waved to her kids and walked out, "Don't get into any trouble now, kids."

Hikari and Honoo grinned evilly at each other and made their way to Rei's.

((End Chapter))

If anybody wants to read a HB Halloween one-shot, read my new story, House 417!

And again, sorry about the LONG wait. I'll be updating both of my other stories soon. I'm edging out of my writer's block, and have some fresh ideas for them.