Author's Note-
this wasn't my best song but maybe it's partially due to the fact that christmas is in two days and im rushing to write songs or it could just be it's hard. i also changed the story a little bit thanks tokatarazukoforevur ya
Disclaimer-
i dont' own nothing that's famous or importnat or anything that everyone knows of
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead
and incriminating' Claus marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking' home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking' this so well.
See him in there watching' football,
Drinking' beer and playing' cards with cousin Belle.
It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking' home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
that would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking' home from our house, Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Zuko Got Run Over By A Bison
Zuko got run over by a bison
Walking through the dark forest last night
you can say there's no such thing as Appa,
But as for me and Katara, we believe.
He'd been after us as usual,
and we'd ran as usual.
But he'd was close to catching us,
So he ran after us almost catching us.
When Iroh found him the next morning,
at the scene of the attack.
There was a giant print on his body
and incriminating' Appa marks on his back.
Zuko got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the dark forest last night
you can say there's no such thing as Appa,
But as for me and Katara, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Iroh,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching the sea,
Drinking' beer and playing' pai sho with other guys.
It's not a day without Zuko.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we bury him here or there or where?
Zuko got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the dark forest last night
you can say there's no such thing as Appa,
But as for me and Katara, we believe.
Now the coffin is in the ground
and the dirt is all laid on.
And a red and gold candles,
that would just have matched the face and scar of Zuko.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a life,
to a kid who drives a bison and's the avatar.
Zuko got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the dark forest last night
you can say there's no such thing as Appa,
But as for me and Katara, we believe.