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This is story number forty-seven. It was requested by the pilot of eva unit 04.

Trini and Tommy

by

Eileen (Psycho Tangerine)

"Ring Ring Ring"

"Hello?"

"Wha...Who...Ho...Whe...Why..."

"If this is you, Billy, I'm not in the mood for another round of 'guess the heavily breathed chemical compound.'"

"...why? Why Trini?"

"Hey, wait a second, I think I know that voice. Say, 'Awwwwww maaaaaaaannnnn.'"

"Huh? Hey, Trini, it's me, it's To...awwwwww maaaaaannn, I just spilled my seaweed smoothie all over my pita."

"It is you! Well, what do you know? It's been soooo long since you've bothered to call or write that I thought you'd moved into the tube with Zordon."

"Don't get off the subject, Trini. Why did you do it?"

"You know, Jason's already put an ad in the local paper for a new 'bro.' So far he's got offers from a ninety-two year old kung fu artist, a mime, and some mutant turtle that just keeps saying 'cowabunga.'"

"Tri...ni...why did you tell Kim to break up with me?"

"Kim broke up with you? That's terrible, that's horrible...how could she...hey, wait just a damn second. What makes you think I have anything to do with that?"

"The fact that when I accidentally spilt some milk on the letter a secret message appeared saying, 'Like, Tommy, my best friend, Trini told me to write all this. She says I can do better than 'Mr. Overprotective.' And anyway, I don't need a boyfriend with prettier hair than mine'."

"Oh...uh...hey! Did you know that Zack can now do his hip hop kiddo dance while skiing down the Alps? He's not very good at it yet...he should be getting out of the full-body cast in another three weeks but..."

"STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT! Why did you do it? How am I going to deal with losing her? Who am I going to find to look at me so adoringly and with worship in her eyes?"

"I'm sure you'll find someone who'll constantly call for your help. As to why, well, I just got sick of reading all her e-mails about how depressed she was that you weren't there to play 'roll all over the greased gym mat' with her as she put it. And if I had to hear one more sobbing phone call about how she misses rubbing your sore tootsies after a battle..."

"So you told her to break up with me by writing a phony letter? What the hell happened to all this 'honor' you yammered about that time?"

"You...you're right... I have no honor...I have besmirched my family and my ancestors..."

"You're damned right you did."

"I should never have been a Power Ranger...I don't even have the right to be a peace ambassador here. I should just quit and join the monks in Tibet..."

"Well, I wouldn't go that far..."

"No...no...that's too good for me...I'll just perform some hari kiri...just tell Jason that he can use the cash under my pillow to pay for a cleaning lady to get up all the blood rather than do it himself..."

"Trini..."

"AUUUUUGGGGHHHHGGGHHHAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKK!"

"Trini, cut it out, you're not Japanese."

"Oh, so you weren't even worried?"

"Uh, no."

"Not even a tiny bit?"

"What for?"

"Jerk! If I were Kim you'd be hopping on the next plane over. Oh wait, maybe not, after all, she just broke up with you and you're not even trying to get her back! I bet you already have someone else in mind. Who is it? It's not that feline freak Kim told me about, is it? Kim told me all about her wanting to get her claws into you."

"Kat? Nah, she's not interested in me. She's going to help me get ready for my date tonight with this cool chick I met skiing."

"WHAAAATTTT? You just broke up yesterday and you're already philandering with some snow bunny? I thought you'd at least go through six months of mourning before even looking at another woman. I had it all timed for my spring visit to Angel Grove. Well, now I see it's not even worth my effort. I'll just work on Jason, he's a better martial artist than you any day!"

"You mean you thought that you...and me...aaaaaawwwww maaaaaannnnn that's just disturbing."

"Why else would I even bother to get Kim to break up with you? I hope you get stuck with a helpless whining bitch who can't do a thing for herself. Goodbye!"

"What's so bad about...hey! Trini? Trini? What do you mean Jason's a better martial artist? Trini? Trini?"