Warnings: umm.. threesomes? though not detailed...homophobes really shouldnt be reading fanfiction; let alone MY stories. Character DEATH (sorta) Heavy Manipulation. Parsletounge..gay-pride..and Grandpa Voldie/Bumblebee will be explained....eventually
I'm completely demented. You should not read this if you are not ready to be emotionally scarred for life...I'm serious. This fic dissolves all reason in the Harry Potter universe.
This story will not be continued. Well, I am quite sure it won't...um.. I'll get back to you on it… but I better get a lot of death-threats if you really think I should continue it...and. i sort of think it's crappy but wonderful.
I obviously can't make up my mind...make it for me?
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Rating:...R for language and insinuations you have been warned.
Harry greedily inhaled and exhaled extremely, looking up in the heat of the day, enjoying the freedom. His run became a slow trot, as he ran after his children. he looked down at himself, his somewhat slender, yet muscular frame covered in sweat, his now long, and somewhat red-tinged as well as some-what manageable hair pulled in a braid down his back, dark tan gracing his skin, scar gone, not to mention the absence of glasses. He smiled.
A sound behind him, coming from the bushes. Harry turned, glaring at the bush, dagger in hand, until a blood-red and black snake came forward, winding it's way up his white shirt, and black dress-pants. He picked up the snake, and whispered to it.
well evissss, it is good to see you once more, I do hope you are not here to kill me? he said obviously amused
eviss answered: well of coursssse my lord of daemons, I would, but the fun would be taken from the hunt. Essspecially now that you don't put up a fight, and asss without me, you would not know that the school soon welcomes your twin snakes.
Harry arched a brow: really, that's odd, I could have sworn that they normally didn't come for another two-weeks.
if it isss not too much to assk, what is troubling you my master?
The pain was evident in his eyes,
I'm sorry evisss, I am afraid for my daughter, as well as afraid for my son, we could put hair coloring in both of their hair, and perhaps send him with a pet snake, but my child's ability to look like me, has never ceased. I saw a witch look at them puzzled for a few instances the other day, on the way to that Muggle music shop. But does he really have to go? If the owl is coming this early it is obvious that Albus is trying to get a new golden-boy or girl, seeing the power of their auras. Plus, I have no doubt they still think I'm guilty.
The dark snake looked solemnly at her master; he was taking this not too well. It still showed in his eyes.
well my lord, maybe you could deny the presence of magic as you do with your family? You may bind me to the young snakes, so that they may not separate ussss, but i must ask master, when they need you, and you are with your offspring, and mate, will you return to them?
The question nagged at Harry's brain
we'll see, we'll see. They will need the training though, once Tommy boy finds I have an heir, he will go after daemon and demetrie, and after all that has happened, I doubt I could trust them, but, it must be done. Now I just have to pull off being a Muggle. i just hope they don't send anyone that i know. Explaining that I'm a wizard to my children or Eva would be very hard. I just wish things could have happened differently
The snake named eviss backed into the recesses of the bushes as the children came forward, running towards their father. Meanwhile, their father looked nowhere- a dazed expression on his face, as he remembered.
Flashback
Blood. The word that could describe everything
Tears. The rain that could leave even the most powerful un-awares
Hagrid. The friend that died believing in betrayal, see him raise the dagger to his throat, then fall down and Avada Kadavra his first contact to the wizarding world. for the most part-he was --
Stunned. he looked on in horror at his reflection, stabbing over-and over again the form of his best-half-giant- friend.
Ron. "you BLOODY KILLED him! What's wrong with YOU! YOU FREAK! HOW COULD YOU!YOUR JUST STANDING THERE! AFTER WHAT YOU DID? I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FREIND"
Hermione. Crying in tears as they took him away, and finally restrained Ron.
Sirius. The dark grim-like dog echoed in his mind and dreams, or rather his-
Nightmares. A veil, a snake-like man, a green light, a noble fight, death, all his--
Fault. He blinked as he entered the hall, all eyes turned to him in murderous glares. Ron came up to him shouting, a punch a kick, nobody restrained him.
Jail. Happiness sucked from his consciences, the truth keeping him alive, from losing hs mind to-
Wonder. Who would believe his innocence? What? He had a visitor, surely not-
Draco Malfoy. The whisper in the ears, and the watch that was a --
Port-key. The familiar tug at is navel, the swirling colors ready for a new--
Identity. He walked up to the police officer.
"Excuse m, sir?"
"Yes what is it." said a somewhat twitchy and irritated voice (a/n: oh my god! this is my first author's note! um... yeah. twitchy is such a great adjective, dont you think?)
"i was just wondering sir, if you could tell me who i am? Or where I am, as i haven't a clue."
"What?"
"I mean just that, I can't remember a name, any name, i can't remember."
"Come with me"
End flashback
Harry smiled at the thought of the over-protective man, Josh, as the policeman had turned out had turned into a somewhat father figure. He worked hard to get Harry what he needed. Harry was given a academic fund, and un-employment check, as well as a new name. He was no longer Harry James Potter, the-boy-who-lived. He was Joshua Cane Andrews, the-boy-with-no-past. His children Daemon, and Demetrie Andrews, tackled the boy-who-lived, unaware of his past, only a day from being introduced to a new world. Joshua didn't look forward to sending his children to the wizarding world, but he would pretend to accept it, with wonder and bewilderment. How oh how was Eva going to take this?