Tai: Chapter 2 is up after... How many hours of work do you think?

Joe: 300 i'd estimate.

Tai: He means 3.

All of a sudden Link and Lloyd hack A/N.

Lloyd: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO STUPID IN THIS CHAPTER?

Link: I had to be stupid in the last chapter, get over it.

Tai: How'd you get here?

Link: We hacked your fingers to type us here.

Joe: Tai, where are my fingers?

Tai: Right here typing everything Link says.

Joe: Oh.

Lloyd: Review Time!

Assasin X Blade- Joe: All we get is a C-? We at least deserve a C. maybe even a C+ to a B-. IN my opinion, it's well worth an B+ to an A+.

Tai: Well your opinion isn't worth that much then,is it?

Joe: Shut up Tai.

Tai: Chapter 2!

LINK 'N' LLOYD

Chapter 2: How NOT to ride a horse.

"Well yesterday at the kitchen of mana was fun but it's nice to be back in Hyrule. So here we are on this beautiful morning. Walking through the wonderful land of Hyrule. The air is fresh, it's peaceful, and no sounds other than nature can be heard!" Link exclaimed walking from the Kokiri forest on his way to the castle.

"With the exception of your voice." Lloyd added darkly. He apparently wasn't a morning person.

"Good morning to you too." Link said still smiling and breathing the air.

"Where are we going anyway?"

"To Hyrule Castle you idiot!"

"Why don't you just live in your room at Hyrule Castle?"

"Too expensive."

"Expensive? You get it for free? Or do you not know who you are?"

"I was famous then, but now I'm not… I think."

"I think you're famous for not being able to make toast the right way."

"Oh shut up." Link said now getting an idea in his head. Then he whipped out his Ocarina and played Epona's Song.

"What are you doing?" Lloyd asked staring at the Ocarina.

"You'll find out in a minute." Link said continuing to play. After a minute Lloyd could hear a horse's hoofs beating on the earth.

"AAH! What's that sound?" Lloyd said jumping backwards.

"It's an octopus."

"It is? YIKES!"

"You dip-wad."

"AAH! Wait, that doesn't look like an octopus." Lloyd said watching Epona gallop towards them.

"It doesn't? Are you sure?"

"I'm sure! I mean, it looks like a horse!"

"Excellent assumption Holmes."

"Who?"

"No one." Link said walking up to Epona and stroking her mane. Lloyd watched Link for a while.

"So, is that your horse?" Lloyd asked.

"No, it's yours."

"It is? SWEET!"

"NO, IT'S MINE YOU DOLT!"

"Oh." Lloyd said feeling small. "Does she have a name?"

"Yeah, this is Epona."

"Cool, I'm gonna give it the nickname pretty pony!" Epona neighed loudly at hearing this.

"I'm not even gonna comment on that."

"Ok, so, are we going to ride your horse to the castle now?"

"Not 'we', you."

"I am? I GET TO RIDE PRETTY PONY?" Epona neighed loudly in an irritated tone.

"Yes, very good Lloyd! We're gonna have a race, howzat sound?"

"That sounds might perdy."

"Uh, right… Ok, well we're gonna have a race!"

"A race?"

"A RACE!"

"YAY!" Lloyd cheered. Epona neighed sounding bummed.

"I'm gonna run there and you're gonna ride Epona, let's see if you can beat me. I'll even give you a 10 minute head start!"

"Suh-weet!" Lloyd hopped on an angry Epona's back and yelled. "RIDE LIKE THE WIND YOU PERDY THANG!" Epona floored it backwards at top speed, while Lloyd screamed. Link sat down on the ground watching Epona take Lloyd back to Kokiri forest.

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"AAAAAAHHHHH!" Lloyd screamed as Epona ran ride past trees on her way backwards to the Kokiri forest. Lloyd jumped off Epona and hit his head on a rock. Epona stopped immediately. "Now you stop." Lloyd mumbled to himself while Epona neighed happily. "Ok, how do you ride this thing? I don't see a gas pedal anywhere. Not to mention it could use a steering wheel, and maybe even an automatic."

Lloyd stood staring at the creature. He was determined to ride the 'perdy thing'. Saria was walking up down to where Lloyd was, with a bag clearly stating, 'Elf Supermarket - Supermarket that rocks!' she was humming to herself. Then she saw Lloyd with Epona by him. She stopped dead.

"YOU THIEF! YOU STOLE LINK'S HORSE!" she screamed dropping her bag and running at him.

"AAAHHH! IT'S A ZORA! IT'S A GERUDO! IT'S GANONDORF!" Lloyd screamed.

"No, worse than that, I'm Saria the hair stylist!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"I work at 'Elf Clips' and you know what? You're not an elf."

"So what?"

"You need a haircut but I can't give you one because I only do elf hairdos."

"I thought you were saying I stole Link's horse." Lloyd said now confused.

"Oh yeah…" they stared at each other for a moment then Saria screamed: "THEIF!" Suddenly a ringing could be heard. "Oh sorry." Saria said. "Couldja hang on a minute? Thanks." she grabbed her cell phone off of her belt and answered it. 'WHADDAYA WANT LINK? I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET YOUR HORSE BACK FROM THIS THIEF GUY! What? Oh… Sure, leave it to me. Ok, bye then." she hung up. Lloyd stared at her.

"I understand you need to learn how to ride a horse." she said. Lloyd looked frightened as an evil grin appeared on her face.

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"Yep that's right you have to tie your hands behind your back or you'll choke the horse." Saria said.

"Ok, but why am I gonna have to have duck tape over my mouth?" Lloyd asked?

"So you don't distract the horse with your 'ride like the wind you perdy thang' calls."

"Ok, I get it now. But is it absolutely necessary to wear a blindfold so sand doesn't get in your eyes even if your not crossing a desert?"

"Uhm, yes of course. Now I'll see you off, good luck… you'll need it."

Saria helped Lloyd tie his hands behind his back, put a blindfold over his eyes, duck tape his mouth shut, strap the saddle to his back so he couldn't move and strapped him underneath Epona. Saria chuckled then grabbed her cell phone and called Link.

"Hey Link! Guess what! It's done; you must come here and see it! It's my latest work. Thanks, see ya then!"

She hung up.

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Link stared at Lloyd strapped underneath Epona with a saddle on his back, his hands tied together, duck tape over his mouth and a blindfold over his eyes.

"Like it?" Saria asked Link. Link continued to stare. As Saria said: "I call it, 'How NOT To Ride A Horse'."

"Excellent." Link said. Then after a minute he dropped to the ground crying with laughter.

Ok, if you have any idea's on what How To's or How Not To's or both just say so in your review!