Wow! 10 reviews for 2 chapters I feel so loved! ^_^ I feel special! By the
way I'm still doing write ins and taken suggestions and all the suggestions
have been great so far! I plan to use all of them. And Marie your welcome!
I wuv doing write ins! And now by popular request here's Rio advertising.
7UP?! I know I said cereal but 7UP gave me a talented idea. I mean it's
still food right?
*lights up on Rio in a parking lot with a microphone*
Rio: Yo, Rio here for 7UP and I'm here in the Mall of Zion Parking lot for 7UP giving away free samples and taste tests! Oh goody!
*camera switches to Rio at the taste testing table* *downs a whole can of soda in five seconds*
Rio: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? *belches* Opps, 'scuse me! Oh! Customer! Come on over missy! What's your name?
Duet-sama: Shut up before I blast you! *waves around a fake looking squirt gun* Gimme a sample mister!
Rio: *nervous* Uh here! *passes Duet a drink*
Duet-sama: *drinks whole cup* GIMME MORE! Ey what are you doing drinking the samples mister?
Rio: One per person did you not read the sign! *finshes off another sample* NO MORE!
Duet-sama: *on a rampage* It taste bad anyway but I'm thirsty more!!! *squirts her water gun at a sample which topples over*
Rio: Hey! CAREFUL WITH THE MERCHANDISE!
Duet-sama: Shut up n' give me all your loot!
Rio: No way! *glares at camera man* Are you filming?! *camera man smiles and nods*
Duet-sama: You leave me no choice! DIEEE! *she whistles and several preschoolers come out of know where and attack Rio*
Preschooler leader: ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!! *the kids wedgie a helpless Rio*
Rio: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Preschooler: Now get him with your swords! *the kids pull out sticks and begin beating Rio senseless*
Rio: I KNEW FREE SAMPLES WERE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
*lights come up on Rio who looks battered and beaten all his samples are gone and kids are seen in the background frolicking with 7UP*
Rio: Since are samples are *sighs* . missing we'll move on to the taste test. *camera shifts to the taste test table* Here we have Sprite, Mountain Dew, 7UP and Cream puffs. Wait a minute, cream puffs. *Rio devours the whole box* Mmmmm, cream puffs. *tosses box away* OH! Customer!
Anime Cat: Hello!
Rio: Would you like to do a taste test?
Anime Cat: Sure! I'll try!
Rio: Great! *devours extra box of cream puffs* This young lady has volunteered to take the 7UP taste test! She'll tell us which one of these drinks is 7UP and which one taste the best! And all of this will be done. blindfolded! *blindfolds Anime Cat with a blue bandana*
Audience: Oooooooooo, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Anime Cat: I taste air..
Rio: IT HASN"T STARTED YET!!!!
Anime Cat: Oh.
Rio: *places three cups on table* Test 1 *hands her a cup that says SPRITE but thanks to the latest blindfold technology she can't see that!* Here you go!
Anime Cat: *sips* It's Sprite! And it taste's the best!
Rio: HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT TASTE THE BEST AND YOU HAVEN"T TASTED THE OTHER TWO YET!!! STICK WITH THE SCRIPT!
Anime Cat: Oh. But I thought there was no script and this was live.
Rio: *whispering to her* Yeah but remember we told you that you had to walk by this stand and say 7UP was the greatest a few days ago right? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Anime Cat: Oh yeah I remember! Right! I mean, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Rio: *Rolls his eyes and eats the last of the cream puffs* Test 2* *hands her cup that says MOUNTAIN DEW that she can't see because you know the blindfold*
Anime Cat: It's Mountain Dew! It's the greatest!!!
Rio: AHEM!!!!
Anime Cat: Oh I mean it sucks..
Rio: *to camera* Now for the 7UP! *Rio hands her the last cup while tucking the remaining 1 liter bottle of Sprite into his jacket*
Anime Cat: WOW! This must be the 7UP! How great!
Rio: Yes of course it's great that's cause it's 7UP!
Anime Cat: The taste you can see!
Rio: Wrong Slogan!
Anime Cat: Opps. Hey, who are they? *Anime cat points to Duet-sama and her mob of preschoolers*
Duet-sama: He's got more merchandise! GET EM'!!!!!!!!! *a mob is seen charging towards Rio and the taste test table* *Anime Cat flees for her life and Rio is left behind to be mobbed the camera is knocked over and there is static*
Duet sama: *kicking the camera* Sprite's better anyway..
Well, Rio got to advertise food, well sort of! Now Leena's going to go all out for the poor orphaned children in the remote forests of Brazil! How touching! Think of the chaos. We need guest stars people so review! And hey review also to tell me how bad or good it was!!! C'mon peoples get on out there and review!
*lights up on Rio in a parking lot with a microphone*
Rio: Yo, Rio here for 7UP and I'm here in the Mall of Zion Parking lot for 7UP giving away free samples and taste tests! Oh goody!
*camera switches to Rio at the taste testing table* *downs a whole can of soda in five seconds*
Rio: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? *belches* Opps, 'scuse me! Oh! Customer! Come on over missy! What's your name?
Duet-sama: Shut up before I blast you! *waves around a fake looking squirt gun* Gimme a sample mister!
Rio: *nervous* Uh here! *passes Duet a drink*
Duet-sama: *drinks whole cup* GIMME MORE! Ey what are you doing drinking the samples mister?
Rio: One per person did you not read the sign! *finshes off another sample* NO MORE!
Duet-sama: *on a rampage* It taste bad anyway but I'm thirsty more!!! *squirts her water gun at a sample which topples over*
Rio: Hey! CAREFUL WITH THE MERCHANDISE!
Duet-sama: Shut up n' give me all your loot!
Rio: No way! *glares at camera man* Are you filming?! *camera man smiles and nods*
Duet-sama: You leave me no choice! DIEEE! *she whistles and several preschoolers come out of know where and attack Rio*
Preschooler leader: ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!! *the kids wedgie a helpless Rio*
Rio: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Preschooler: Now get him with your swords! *the kids pull out sticks and begin beating Rio senseless*
Rio: I KNEW FREE SAMPLES WERE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
*lights come up on Rio who looks battered and beaten all his samples are gone and kids are seen in the background frolicking with 7UP*
Rio: Since are samples are *sighs* . missing we'll move on to the taste test. *camera shifts to the taste test table* Here we have Sprite, Mountain Dew, 7UP and Cream puffs. Wait a minute, cream puffs. *Rio devours the whole box* Mmmmm, cream puffs. *tosses box away* OH! Customer!
Anime Cat: Hello!
Rio: Would you like to do a taste test?
Anime Cat: Sure! I'll try!
Rio: Great! *devours extra box of cream puffs* This young lady has volunteered to take the 7UP taste test! She'll tell us which one of these drinks is 7UP and which one taste the best! And all of this will be done. blindfolded! *blindfolds Anime Cat with a blue bandana*
Audience: Oooooooooo, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Anime Cat: I taste air..
Rio: IT HASN"T STARTED YET!!!!
Anime Cat: Oh.
Rio: *places three cups on table* Test 1 *hands her a cup that says SPRITE but thanks to the latest blindfold technology she can't see that!* Here you go!
Anime Cat: *sips* It's Sprite! And it taste's the best!
Rio: HOW CAN YOU KNOW IT TASTE THE BEST AND YOU HAVEN"T TASTED THE OTHER TWO YET!!! STICK WITH THE SCRIPT!
Anime Cat: Oh. But I thought there was no script and this was live.
Rio: *whispering to her* Yeah but remember we told you that you had to walk by this stand and say 7UP was the greatest a few days ago right? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Anime Cat: Oh yeah I remember! Right! I mean, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Rio: *Rolls his eyes and eats the last of the cream puffs* Test 2* *hands her cup that says MOUNTAIN DEW that she can't see because you know the blindfold*
Anime Cat: It's Mountain Dew! It's the greatest!!!
Rio: AHEM!!!!
Anime Cat: Oh I mean it sucks..
Rio: *to camera* Now for the 7UP! *Rio hands her the last cup while tucking the remaining 1 liter bottle of Sprite into his jacket*
Anime Cat: WOW! This must be the 7UP! How great!
Rio: Yes of course it's great that's cause it's 7UP!
Anime Cat: The taste you can see!
Rio: Wrong Slogan!
Anime Cat: Opps. Hey, who are they? *Anime cat points to Duet-sama and her mob of preschoolers*
Duet-sama: He's got more merchandise! GET EM'!!!!!!!!! *a mob is seen charging towards Rio and the taste test table* *Anime Cat flees for her life and Rio is left behind to be mobbed the camera is knocked over and there is static*
Duet sama: *kicking the camera* Sprite's better anyway..
Well, Rio got to advertise food, well sort of! Now Leena's going to go all out for the poor orphaned children in the remote forests of Brazil! How touching! Think of the chaos. We need guest stars people so review! And hey review also to tell me how bad or good it was!!! C'mon peoples get on out there and review!