Tai: Chapter 3 is finally done.

Joe: So this must be the one.

Tai: Stop rhyming my words.

Joe: Oh look there's two birds.

Tai: Shut up you orange.

Joe: Dang,I can't rhyme with the evil orange of doom.

Tai: He said as he walked through the room.

Joe: Now you're doing it.

Tai: SHUT UP!

Lloyd: Shut up! (hit's "start story" button).

LINK 'N' LLOYD

Chapter 3: How to get rid of Navi

"Well today is a nice and peaceful day at Hyrule Castle. I'm in my own free room, Zelda's in the library and Lloyd's just getting out of the hospital wing today. He actually got Epona moving and for the first time in history Epona did I belly flop on the ground." Link said sitting in his room. "And, sadly, Navi decided to show up."

"HEY!" the annoying blue fairy said. "LOOK! LISTEN! ROLL OVER! PLAY DEAD!"

"HOLY HORSE SHOES!"

"Where be Zelda?" Navi asked looking dim.

"Nunya." Link said getting a piece of paper.

"Where's that?" Navi asked floating above Link's head.

"Nunya business. Ha ha!" he grabbed a pencil off his desk.

"Is that some kind of Business Company? Like, Santa business, Coke business…bathroom business?" Navi was confused.

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that…" Link started drawing a picture of a fairy being hacked apart.

"Where is this Nunya Business?" Navi was looking at a nearby map of Hyrule.

"Can you play dead? For a lo-o-o-o-o-ng time?" Link rolled his eyes while picking up a red colored pencil.

"Do I get a prize?" Navi said looking up from the map.

"Yea, you get to take long vacation at the Insane Asylum." Link said gleefully as he started to draw red colored blots all over the hacked off pieces of the fairy. He had started coloring the fairy blue.

"Hey! That's suh-weet! What do I do there?" Navi bounced around the room excited.

"Absolutely nothing." Link had now drawn the words 'Joy to the world, Navi's dead' as the title of his drawing, which he held up proudly. "What do you think?" he asked showing the drawing to Navi.

"What is it?" Navi said sounding puzzled.

"Your mom." Link hung up the drawing on the wall.

"I never knew my mum!" Navi said floating slowly to the ground.

"Are you British?" Link stared happy at the picture.

"No, I'm a Fairy!" Navi said rising again.

"You're not a fairy, you're an idiot." Link frowned realizing his drawing needed a nice frame.

"I am? Like, AWESOME!"

"Do you know where any good frames are Navi?"

"Call 1-800-I-NEED-FRAMES."

"What kinda frames do they sell?"

"They sell circular frames for square pictures."

"Uhh, right…"

"So, when is Lloyd coming back?"

"You don't want to know."

"Why? Is he in…THAT place."

"Yes he is, why don't you go fly over and tell him to get a life."

"OKIE DOKIE! I'M ON MA'M, I MEAN SIR!"

"Hurry up and get there. But don't hurry back."

"I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"

"GET OUT!"

"Use you indoor voices!" Navi scolded, as she flew out the window.

"Finally…" Link sighed heavily.

All of a sudden Navi burst into the room.

"Found him." Navi said.

"WHAT?" Link said. " WHERE?"

"In South China."

"What'd you do? Take a taxi?" Link asked.

"No silly, I took a rocket."

"How can you hang on to a rocket? You don't even have a finger."

"Well when it's –20 degrees, you decide." Navi floated silently.

"You stuck out you're tongue! YOU IDIOT! YOU DON'T HAVE A TONGUE!"

"I don't? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY HORSE SHOES!"

"DAS MY LINE YOU POSER!"

"What's a poser?"

"I don't know, I saw it on television."

"Dude, that's evil!"

"Dot dot dot…"

"…"

Navi stared at Link blankly.

"I sense another presence in the room." Navi said.

"That was you." Link pointed out.

"H'm?"

"Nothing…"

"BOOM BABY!" The door went flying open.

"LeGasp!" Link and Navi said at the same time.

"Hey dude and dudette, wassup?"

"Holy Horse Shoes…" Navi said.

"STOP USING MY LINE YOU… YOU… TOOTH FAIRY!"

"WHAT? WHAT'D YOU CALL ME? DIIIIIIIE!"

This scene was taken out for far too much violence.

Meanwhile…

Lloyd decided to leave the two "friends" alone and headed for the library. When there, he ran into a conversation between Zelda and Saria…

"So Saria, why weren't you in MM?" Zelda said with a pen & notebook in her hand.

"MM? I LOVE M&MS! DO YOU HAVE ANY?" Saria asked gleefully.

"No you stupid hairstylist, I mean Majora's Mask!" Zelda said.

"HEY!" Saria screeched.

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"NAVI YOU… YOU… THING!" Link screamed at Navi.

"I'm a thing?" Navi suddenly stopped shouting.

"Not only that, but you're an IT!"

"Are we playing tag?"

"You dipthong…"

"Are you kidding? I've never worn sandals in my life!"

"I wonder why…"

"Yeah, so do I. I've always wanted sandals on my feet. Yeah, that'd be awesome!"

"You don't have feet."

"…" Navi was silent. "…" Navi was not talking. "…" Navi was just floating. "Stupid writer."

"Hey! What do I have to do with this?" Joe said.

"Joe, where do you come in on this story?" Tai asked.

"Right about now."

"Navi, I'm hearing voices." Link said starting to freak out.

"I hear them too, they must be spirits." Navi answered.

"Joe, don't ever do this again." Tai said annoyed.

"We are the writers of this story! Be afraid, be very afraid."

"LeGasp!" both Link and Navi said turning white.

"Joe! GET OUT OF THE STORY NOW!" Tai hollered.

"Wait, you stupid writers! How'd you come up with…" Link started to say.

"Hey Link!" they heard someone call.

"Who is it?" Link asked.

"It's me, myself and I."

"…"

"BOOM BABY!" Lloyd blasted the door opened.

"Oh, it's you…" Navi said.

"HOLY CAT! NAVI'S STILL HERE! I was sure you would've gotten rid of her by now."

"Why?" Link asked.

"Because it's the title of this chapter, 'How to get rid of Navi', see?" Lloyd showed him a piece of paper with the first page of chapter one on it.

"Dang, I guess you're right… NAVI, LOOK A BURRITO!"

"WHAT? WHERE?"

"AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE! IN A HOLE!"

"YAYY! MUST GET MY PRECIOUS BURRITO!"

"I hear it even has spicy sauce on it." Navi dispersed.

"Nice job Link, you fulfilled the chapter's title." Lloyd said.

"Thanks." Link said bowing.

"I didn't know you even had a lake around here."

"We don't."

Lloyd: So what lake did Navi head toward?

Tai: The ocean.

Lloyd: That's not a lake.

Tai: Exactly.

Tai: Ok, well we at the "Link 'n' Lloyd" producing studio (my basement) have decided to do explanations (Example: What happened to Navi after The Ocarina Of Time) as well as how to's and how not to's.

Joe: We're taking onethe ideas of The Fiercesomest Dragon Ever gave us.

Tai: Yeah, the "How Not To Feed The Animals At The Zoo" one. Thanks for the idea's TFDE.

Joe: Huh?

Tai: TFDEequalsThe Fiercesomest Dragon Ever.

Joe: Am I in a dream?

Tai: Shut up...