Well, 16 reviews *whistles* that's more than Adventures at GOA got for four
chapters! Which I will update when I get a rare burst of inspiration!
School starts tomorrow, so I wanted to get this out before I find myself
drowning in homework. Glad you liked Rio in his disaster of an ad. And Duet-
sama I have know clue how I knew that you enjoyed commanding preschoolers
to do your evil will it just clicked! Anyway here's Leena and those poor,
"innocent" orphans in Brazil! She needs your help! Kitten Luv and Karo
guest star!
*lights come up on Leena swatting at a fly with a flyswatter and failing*
Leena: Hello! *swat* I'm Leena here in the forests of *swat* Brazil *swat* *she squishes the fly on her forehead* Oh rats!
Director: TAKE 2!
Leena: Hi! I'm Leena here in the forests of Brazil! And I need your help! Yes your help! I'm even talking to the fat couch potatoes! We need everyone to help these poor orphan children!
*camera shifts to a group of orphan children with big innocent eyes*
Leena: THEY NEED YOUR HELP! These poor children are undereducated and undernourished! That's why you need your help to give them a home or at least some food! Just look at these living conditions! *camera shifts to a gigantic mansion made from bamboo complete with water slide* How awful!
Director: Don't use that picture Leena here!!!
*the camera shifts to a shabby hut*
Kitten Luv: *an orphan tugs on Leena's skirt* But Ms. Leena that isn't our house that is *she points back at the gigantic mansion with slide* *camera shuts off and comes on again*
Leena: You've donated 5,000 dollars to these orphans but it's not enough yet! We need you to give, give, give!!!
Garaes: *in background* Make that 5,001 dollars! *he tucks half the money away in his shirt and rides off on a motorcycle before anyone can catch him*
Director: Don't use that footage!!!!!
Leena: These children are also undereducated. They still practice the ancient art of worshipping spirits and idols we need to help them!!! *lights shift to children who are bowing to a giant statue of Hiead*
Karo: *bowing* Hiead-sama, what is your will?
Hiead statue: .... *lightning suddenly strikes the ground*
Karo: *gasps* The great Hiead has spoken he says one shall be taken..
Orphan children: *looking up in the sky* The claw....
*a gigantic claw comes down from the sky and picks an orphan up*
Kitten Luv: I have been chosen fellow orphans to go to GOA! I'll see you! Hiead has spoken! *the claw goes back into the sky*
Orphan children: Thank you master! *they all bow to the gigantic Hiead*
*the camera shifts to Leena*
Leena: What poor children! Living in an illusion like that there is no claw!!!
Camera man: It looked pretty real to me.
Leena: Shut up! *she realizes they are filming and puts on an extremely fake smile* So, please help these poor innocent children to get out of this bad, bad place to live
Karo: Look they've got money! SIEZE THEM!!!!!!!! *orphans spring out of nowhere and attack Leena and her film crew*
Orphans: Moneeeeeeey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karo: MWHAHAHAHAHA! Now we can have to water slides and TWO GIANT HIEAD STATUES!!!
Orphans: YAY! *Leena and gang are tied to tree*
Karo: What should we do o, great Hiead-sama? *Hiead walks out of the mansion*
Hiead: Sacrifice. *he smirks evily*
Orphans: *in mob chant* DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!
*the camera falls and there is static*
Several days later..
*the glass to the camera is smashed but you can still make out Garaes's face*
Garaes: Garaes, here it seems I'm the only survivor. Heeheehee I've still got the money.
Karo: There he is SEIZE HIM!!!!!!!!
Orphans: *charge* MONEY!!!!!
Kitten Luv: WAIT! I have returned from the great GOA in the sky. HE to is a bishonen~! Spare him and make a Garaes statue!
Orphans: *turn to Garaes* *in dreamlike state* Garaaaaaaaaaaes..
Garaes: I could get used to this...
Disaster strikes! How sad! *sob* Anyway, hope you liked that one! Review please! I need more than one guest star for the next ad! Lanae Kou is the only one I have so far but next up Wrecka and Roose for the best weight loss program ever! So come on in and join the fun! *looks up* The claw....
*lights come up on Leena swatting at a fly with a flyswatter and failing*
Leena: Hello! *swat* I'm Leena here in the forests of *swat* Brazil *swat* *she squishes the fly on her forehead* Oh rats!
Director: TAKE 2!
Leena: Hi! I'm Leena here in the forests of Brazil! And I need your help! Yes your help! I'm even talking to the fat couch potatoes! We need everyone to help these poor orphan children!
*camera shifts to a group of orphan children with big innocent eyes*
Leena: THEY NEED YOUR HELP! These poor children are undereducated and undernourished! That's why you need your help to give them a home or at least some food! Just look at these living conditions! *camera shifts to a gigantic mansion made from bamboo complete with water slide* How awful!
Director: Don't use that picture Leena here!!!
*the camera shifts to a shabby hut*
Kitten Luv: *an orphan tugs on Leena's skirt* But Ms. Leena that isn't our house that is *she points back at the gigantic mansion with slide* *camera shuts off and comes on again*
Leena: You've donated 5,000 dollars to these orphans but it's not enough yet! We need you to give, give, give!!!
Garaes: *in background* Make that 5,001 dollars! *he tucks half the money away in his shirt and rides off on a motorcycle before anyone can catch him*
Director: Don't use that footage!!!!!
Leena: These children are also undereducated. They still practice the ancient art of worshipping spirits and idols we need to help them!!! *lights shift to children who are bowing to a giant statue of Hiead*
Karo: *bowing* Hiead-sama, what is your will?
Hiead statue: .... *lightning suddenly strikes the ground*
Karo: *gasps* The great Hiead has spoken he says one shall be taken..
Orphan children: *looking up in the sky* The claw....
*a gigantic claw comes down from the sky and picks an orphan up*
Kitten Luv: I have been chosen fellow orphans to go to GOA! I'll see you! Hiead has spoken! *the claw goes back into the sky*
Orphan children: Thank you master! *they all bow to the gigantic Hiead*
*the camera shifts to Leena*
Leena: What poor children! Living in an illusion like that there is no claw!!!
Camera man: It looked pretty real to me.
Leena: Shut up! *she realizes they are filming and puts on an extremely fake smile* So, please help these poor innocent children to get out of this bad, bad place to live
Karo: Look they've got money! SIEZE THEM!!!!!!!! *orphans spring out of nowhere and attack Leena and her film crew*
Orphans: Moneeeeeeey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karo: MWHAHAHAHAHA! Now we can have to water slides and TWO GIANT HIEAD STATUES!!!
Orphans: YAY! *Leena and gang are tied to tree*
Karo: What should we do o, great Hiead-sama? *Hiead walks out of the mansion*
Hiead: Sacrifice. *he smirks evily*
Orphans: *in mob chant* DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!
*the camera falls and there is static*
Several days later..
*the glass to the camera is smashed but you can still make out Garaes's face*
Garaes: Garaes, here it seems I'm the only survivor. Heeheehee I've still got the money.
Karo: There he is SEIZE HIM!!!!!!!!
Orphans: *charge* MONEY!!!!!
Kitten Luv: WAIT! I have returned from the great GOA in the sky. HE to is a bishonen~! Spare him and make a Garaes statue!
Orphans: *turn to Garaes* *in dreamlike state* Garaaaaaaaaaaes..
Garaes: I could get used to this...
Disaster strikes! How sad! *sob* Anyway, hope you liked that one! Review please! I need more than one guest star for the next ad! Lanae Kou is the only one I have so far but next up Wrecka and Roose for the best weight loss program ever! So come on in and join the fun! *looks up* The claw....