Hello! Hello! Hello! I'm back from wherever I disappeared from for the past
few days. Although I said this Chapter would be about Garaes and hair dye
and changed my mind! MWHAHAHAHAHA! I can do that! I'm the author! Nah nah!
Okay, I'll stop being immature but this chapter is all about our friend
Zero and Dell computers! Yippe! Yay! Yay! Have no fear Gareas and friends
will be back next chapter! I'm still taking write ins and suggestions! I
NEED THEM! Anyway onwards! Sessol and Heather your up to bat! And Sessol
thank you for the suggestions! I'll try to keep that in mind! Here we go!
Oh yeah, Silfee and Kirsten you have been mystically chosen to be in the
Garaes ad! I know! You can thank me later! Here we go!
*scene comes up on a lovely college campus with bushes and children stroll calmly*
Narrator: This is The University of GOA in Wyoming. Here is a very special young man. The subject of our story today. His name is Zero.
*Zero strolls on screen carrying books*
Narrator: Zero is a little different from everyone else. He's. uh you'll see.
*scene shifts to Zero in class. Everyone is writing complicated equations on windows and on the board meanwhile Zero is punching numbers into a baby calculator that won't even take decimals*
Narrator: Very different from everyone..
Director: *yelling at the narrator* Heather, speak into your mike we can't hear you!!!
Heather: *being abnoxious* I'm not listening! I'm not listening! Can't here you! Must be the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!!!!!!!!!!! *pops back in to character* Yes. Yes. While everyone else is yearning for learning Zero is . not.
*scene shifts to band class and all the students are playing a Bach Concerto with ease meanwhile Zero is struggling to toot out "Hot Cross Buns" on his trumpet*
Heather: And not only were Zero's problem solving skills a musical ability different *pause for "dramatic" effect* So were his *DUN DUN DUN* GRADES!!!!!
*Clay and many other students open there report cards and find straight A's. Zero finds 7 lovely F's.*
Zero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heather: It wasn't long until Zero got a message from the dreaded guidance counselor Sessol! *scene shifts to Zero*
Zero: *holding a letter* Oh NO! A message from the dreaded guidance counselor Sessol!
*Zero trudges towards the Sessol's office with his head hung low*
Heather: Zero trudged to the office, letter and report card in hand! Who knows what DOOM could await him!
*Sessol is talking to her assistant in her office*
Assistant: But Sessol you just corrected the last dumb student in the school how are we supposed to get torture tips from Azuma now he's all the way on the otherside of town!
Sessol: Oh be quiet K-chan! Why must you question my ingenuis plan! The last retarded excuse for a college student is on his way now and -
Assistant: But your plans never work! You've wasted so many empty vessels on delivering messages. They could've been copying worksheets!!!
Sessol: NONSENSE! Quiet K-chan. The dumb students and I have built many a evil plan. And I still need them for abolishing addictive nicotines, gum , baby food , laxatives. and now this kid can get torture tips for us.
Assistant: How will that help-
Sessol: Must I explain everything to you!!! Normally we'd have to go to the forest, pick the torture tips up, drive back here, use them, call Azuma and thank him and then a week later we'd go to the forest, pick the torture tips up, drive back here, use them, call Azuma
Assistant: *sniffle* I get it. Okay. And now you're going to use this new kid to do all the work for us right?
Sessol: NO YOU POOE EXCUSE FOR AN AUTHOR! We're gonna use this new kid to do all the work for us!
Assistant: Great idea! Hey. Wait a minute.. *someone knocks on the door and the diabolical planning period is postponed*
Sessol: *runs to her desk and tosses her world takeover overhead slides into a cabinet* *she shoves her assistant out the back door and dives into her huge rolling armchair*You may come in.
Zero: *peaking through the door* Hello Ms. Sessol. I came like you asked. I tried to improve my grades but my computer busted and I can't type up my papers and.
Sessol: Hush Zero. Sit down please. Now this is the third time you've been put on probation. Zero it's ridiculous to fail OLYMPIC HISTORY when the teacher is MUTE~! Augh!
Zero: I tried! Honest! But I'm tired of being put down! I'm leaving this stupid college!
Sessol: NO! You can't do that! I need you for my diabolical *realizes her flaw* I mean people need you here! Zero. Zero. Zero. C'mon kiddo. What do we do when we fall off a horse?
Zero: *sits there pondering the question* What do we do. what. we do.. *he's obviously stumped*
Sessol: *shaking her head* We get back on.
Zero: Sorry Sessol I'm not a gymnast. *he turns to leave*
Sessol: Eh? Zero not a real horse I mean your grades! It was an analogy! You can get C's and B's I know you can!
Zero: Hmph. *suddenly times stands still and another Zero appears in front of Zero he is dressed nicely and has several books tucked under his arm*
Zero 2: Dude. Get a Dell. It'll make you smarter man!
Several days later.
*Zero is solving complicated trigonometry problems with his fellow classmates for a recreational activity*
Heather: So Thanks to his Dell computer Zero was saved from flunking out of GOA!
*Zero turns in a typed term paper smiling happily*
Zero 2: AND RIGHT now Dell is giving away FREE INGRIDS! That's right free INGRIDS! In our Ingrid a day giveaway!!!
Satisfied customer Sessol: MWHAHAHAHAHA! My Ingrid won't even fit in my back yard! IT'S PERFECT FOR MY WORLD TAKEOVER GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Assistant: *from Ingrid cockpit* You know they're filming right?
Sessol: OF COURSE I KNOW! Oh my gosh, K-chan did you know they're filiming?!
Assistant: Why do I even bother?
Zero 2: So get on out there and BUY A DELL!
Zero: YEAH MAN! *talking very fast* Chances of you winning and Ingrid our slim to none. See rules for details..
*in the background a building is smashed in half by a rampaging Ingrid* *students are running away in panic* *chaos ensues*
Zero 2: BUY TODAY!
Well. Well. Well. That was a little insane now wasn't it. Now it's finally time for GARAES!!! Everybody cheer! Now I'm still doing write ins and suggestions are always greatly appreciated! See ya'll in Chapter 8! Peace! Is it me or was that one not as funny as the last few.
*scene comes up on a lovely college campus with bushes and children stroll calmly*
Narrator: This is The University of GOA in Wyoming. Here is a very special young man. The subject of our story today. His name is Zero.
*Zero strolls on screen carrying books*
Narrator: Zero is a little different from everyone else. He's. uh you'll see.
*scene shifts to Zero in class. Everyone is writing complicated equations on windows and on the board meanwhile Zero is punching numbers into a baby calculator that won't even take decimals*
Narrator: Very different from everyone..
Director: *yelling at the narrator* Heather, speak into your mike we can't hear you!!!
Heather: *being abnoxious* I'm not listening! I'm not listening! Can't here you! Must be the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!!!!!!!!!!! *pops back in to character* Yes. Yes. While everyone else is yearning for learning Zero is . not.
*scene shifts to band class and all the students are playing a Bach Concerto with ease meanwhile Zero is struggling to toot out "Hot Cross Buns" on his trumpet*
Heather: And not only were Zero's problem solving skills a musical ability different *pause for "dramatic" effect* So were his *DUN DUN DUN* GRADES!!!!!
*Clay and many other students open there report cards and find straight A's. Zero finds 7 lovely F's.*
Zero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heather: It wasn't long until Zero got a message from the dreaded guidance counselor Sessol! *scene shifts to Zero*
Zero: *holding a letter* Oh NO! A message from the dreaded guidance counselor Sessol!
*Zero trudges towards the Sessol's office with his head hung low*
Heather: Zero trudged to the office, letter and report card in hand! Who knows what DOOM could await him!
*Sessol is talking to her assistant in her office*
Assistant: But Sessol you just corrected the last dumb student in the school how are we supposed to get torture tips from Azuma now he's all the way on the otherside of town!
Sessol: Oh be quiet K-chan! Why must you question my ingenuis plan! The last retarded excuse for a college student is on his way now and -
Assistant: But your plans never work! You've wasted so many empty vessels on delivering messages. They could've been copying worksheets!!!
Sessol: NONSENSE! Quiet K-chan. The dumb students and I have built many a evil plan. And I still need them for abolishing addictive nicotines, gum , baby food , laxatives. and now this kid can get torture tips for us.
Assistant: How will that help-
Sessol: Must I explain everything to you!!! Normally we'd have to go to the forest, pick the torture tips up, drive back here, use them, call Azuma and thank him and then a week later we'd go to the forest, pick the torture tips up, drive back here, use them, call Azuma
Assistant: *sniffle* I get it. Okay. And now you're going to use this new kid to do all the work for us right?
Sessol: NO YOU POOE EXCUSE FOR AN AUTHOR! We're gonna use this new kid to do all the work for us!
Assistant: Great idea! Hey. Wait a minute.. *someone knocks on the door and the diabolical planning period is postponed*
Sessol: *runs to her desk and tosses her world takeover overhead slides into a cabinet* *she shoves her assistant out the back door and dives into her huge rolling armchair*You may come in.
Zero: *peaking through the door* Hello Ms. Sessol. I came like you asked. I tried to improve my grades but my computer busted and I can't type up my papers and.
Sessol: Hush Zero. Sit down please. Now this is the third time you've been put on probation. Zero it's ridiculous to fail OLYMPIC HISTORY when the teacher is MUTE~! Augh!
Zero: I tried! Honest! But I'm tired of being put down! I'm leaving this stupid college!
Sessol: NO! You can't do that! I need you for my diabolical *realizes her flaw* I mean people need you here! Zero. Zero. Zero. C'mon kiddo. What do we do when we fall off a horse?
Zero: *sits there pondering the question* What do we do. what. we do.. *he's obviously stumped*
Sessol: *shaking her head* We get back on.
Zero: Sorry Sessol I'm not a gymnast. *he turns to leave*
Sessol: Eh? Zero not a real horse I mean your grades! It was an analogy! You can get C's and B's I know you can!
Zero: Hmph. *suddenly times stands still and another Zero appears in front of Zero he is dressed nicely and has several books tucked under his arm*
Zero 2: Dude. Get a Dell. It'll make you smarter man!
Several days later.
*Zero is solving complicated trigonometry problems with his fellow classmates for a recreational activity*
Heather: So Thanks to his Dell computer Zero was saved from flunking out of GOA!
*Zero turns in a typed term paper smiling happily*
Zero 2: AND RIGHT now Dell is giving away FREE INGRIDS! That's right free INGRIDS! In our Ingrid a day giveaway!!!
Satisfied customer Sessol: MWHAHAHAHAHA! My Ingrid won't even fit in my back yard! IT'S PERFECT FOR MY WORLD TAKEOVER GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Assistant: *from Ingrid cockpit* You know they're filming right?
Sessol: OF COURSE I KNOW! Oh my gosh, K-chan did you know they're filiming?!
Assistant: Why do I even bother?
Zero 2: So get on out there and BUY A DELL!
Zero: YEAH MAN! *talking very fast* Chances of you winning and Ingrid our slim to none. See rules for details..
*in the background a building is smashed in half by a rampaging Ingrid* *students are running away in panic* *chaos ensues*
Zero 2: BUY TODAY!
Well. Well. Well. That was a little insane now wasn't it. Now it's finally time for GARAES!!! Everybody cheer! Now I'm still doing write ins and suggestions are always greatly appreciated! See ya'll in Chapter 8! Peace! Is it me or was that one not as funny as the last few.