DAH! I AM SORRY THIS HAS TAKEN SO LONG!!! I've had to back to back Georgia
history projects that have taken up most of my time not to mention a
collaboration fic with shadow priestess entitled THE FACE which you should
all read and review. The pen name is shadow priestess and K-chan!
MWHAHAHA! Anyways as promised Silfee and Kirsten your DOOOOOOM awaits!
DAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah this is the first time in a while two chapters are
booked! Miki and Lalita your in Chapter 9 and ChaosandEvil and
FistfighterMina (Hi Al!) are chapter 10. So if you want to guest star
you'll have to wait till chapter 11 unless I change my twisted lil' mind.
IDEAS ARE NEEDED! IF YOU HAVE ONE NO MATTER HOW WEIRD PUT IT IN A REVIEW.
please! Anyway.. Here is.. Garaes and Hair Dye!
*the strange setting just happens to be a strange street where a very strange normal looking boy with brown hair is walking and a awfully familiar but strange voice begins to narrate*
Strange voice: Hi my name's Garaes. And despite popular belief my voice is not strange. And despite yet another popular belief by strange Amazon children I am not from the great claw in the sky and I do enjoy being a giant gold statue but anyway we're missing the point.
Random Kid: *jumping into the middle of the road reaching for his ball* There's a point?
Garae's voice: YES THERE IS A POINT! Hey kid. Look.
Random boy in green: *shoving kid out the way of a speeding car* KID LOOK OUT!
*the boy is run over and twitching on the ground and then sent to the spirit world*
Random boy's spirit: FOR THE LOVE OF PETE THIS IS THE SECOND DERN TIME NOW!!!! *floats off mumbling* (pardon the YYH pun)
Garaes's voice: That was completely off subject. Anyway back to what I was mentioning. See that poor brown haired kid walking down the street, well that my friends is me. My life was terrible..
*As Garaes waits for the pep band to finish parading by his foot is run over by a ignorant bicycling bimbo, which causes him to shout in pain hop around panicking, which rams him into a football player who was angered and in turn throws him into the dumpster*
Garaes: What did I do to deserve this? At least I'm not late for Azuma's class yet. *bell rings* Well. nevermind. It couldn't get any worse than this I suppose.
*suddenly lightning flashes and a downpour begins only over Garaes's dumpster*
Garaes: What the heck is WRONG WITH THIS WEATHER?! *Garaes hops out the dumpster, decides to skip school while the thundercloud follows him off campus*
Garaes's voice: That was a typical day in my life until. something stranger than a thundercloud hovering over me happened.
Garaes: Huh the thundercloud hovering over me disappeared! Wha?
*a strange maniacal clown skips towards Garaes's honking a horn in his poor face cackling madly*
Silfee: Hee! Hee! Hee! I'm Silfee the cackling maniacal clown! My you look lonely little boy walking to school all by your lonesome little self! Hee hee hee!
Garaes: Go away! Freak! If you're a clown why the heck aren't you dressed like one?
Silfee: Temper , emper young man! Silfee only tries to help you that she does! Heeheehee! Here take this bottle it'll increase your. popularity HEE! HEE! HEE!
*clown holds a hairdye bottle out to Garaes*
Garaes: No way! The instructor would never let me dye my hair!
Silfee: Who listens to the freak Azuma anyway! Hee hee hee! Just let me spray some..
Garaes: LOOK OUT!
*a car comes rearing down the sidewalk brutalizing the clown and leaving a bloody mess on the pavement*
Silfee: *reaching up towards Garaes* I shall return in approximately 37 seconds.. Ugh
*out of nowhere the fateful ER "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep" of a heart monitor is heard as the clown falls limp*
Garaes: Oh my.
Driver: *a strange girl looking remarkable like an author we all know screams* GOOD GRACIOUS! Fifth one this mornin'! I'm losing my touch. *continues speeding away*
*37 seconds later*
Garaes: AAAAAH! Oh my god! The strange clown! YOU'RE A FLOATING PICETURE!
Silfee: Yes I'm a floating picture. What you never seen a floating picture before? I'm warning you Garaes just take the hairdye and the world will be a better place.
Garaes: No way! I don't trust floating pictures! That goes twice floating pictures of clowns! Now if you'll excuuuuse me I'm going back to school! *Gareas storms away from Silfee back towards school*
Silfee: So hard headed..
Garaes's voice: And so I trudged back into school right as the 2nd period bell rang only to find a couple of those annoying freshman blocking my path.
Kirsten: Yo buster! Don't you know this is 9th grade hallway space. We'd be extremely grateful if you left our hall.
Garaes: Oh yeah and what are a whole bunch of puny freshman gonna do about it. Respect your seniors!
*Kirsten and her flunkies all crack their knuckles in unison*
Kirsten: Just because we're younger doesn't mean were weaker. Besides there's. *turns around to count her group* 5 of us! And one of you!
Random Flunky: Actually there 7 of us your greatness Kirsten ma'am.
Kirsten: Is that so?
Random Flunky: *nervous* Yes. ma'am..
Kirsten: I AM YOUR BOSS! AND I DON'T CARE HOW MANY OF US THERE ARE! I WAS SIMPLY TESTING YOUR COUNTING SKILLS OKAY! OKAY? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!!
Random Flunky: No. I don't suppose I do.
Kirsten: LET HTAT BE A LESSON NEVER CORRECT THE GREAT KIRSTEN!
Flunky Army: Sir yes sir!
Kirsten: *holding battle axe* What was that?
Flunky Army: We mean ma'am yes ma'am! *Garaes creeping away*
Kirsten: Don't let the senior escape! WET WILLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*the freshman attack Garaes and put their fingers in their mouths and then in Garaes's ears. Garaes crumples to the floor hollering in terror while Kirsten's army throws him in the oh so familiar dumpster*
Kirsten: Let that be a lesson to you senior. C'mon guys let's go see how many times we have to poke Yu before he talks!
Flunkies: YAY! *Kirsten and friends leave Garaes to suffer in the stinky trash dispenser*
Garaes: *climbing out dumpster* What did I ever do wrong? GAH! NO IT'S YOU AGAIN!
Silfee: *floating on a broom* Yes! You should've listened to me. It seems you're well despised by those younger than you!
Garaes: I guess I could try your hair dye. Two dumpsters per day is getting to be to much for me.
Garaes's voice: So I went home and dyed my hair was grounded for two weeks but hey I'm well loved by my peers now!
*Garaes running down a hall followed by a ton of Garaes fan girls and Kirsten n' friends*
Kirsten: OH ME GOSH I GOT HIS BACK PACK!!!!!
*Kirsten is mobbed by persons around her simply trying to touch the book carrying item*
Silfee: Now in three colors Hiead silver, Garu green, and Erts blonde! BUY TODAY!!!!!!
Garaes: AND MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE TO MANY FANGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!! *Garaes is lost sight of because he's swarmed by zillions of hopeful piolit candidates and people asking suggestions for the respect your seniors march*
Silfee: Only 20 monthly installments of 19.95! We're being to nice! We're giving these things away! ORDER NOW! AVAILABLE AT WALGREEN'S!
Mission Complete! What next? You ask! What next? I dunno you tell me! The next chapter won't take as long to get out! I PROMISE! Read and Review! SUGGESTIONS ARE NEEDED! Phew. The end. You can click the submit review button now!
*the strange setting just happens to be a strange street where a very strange normal looking boy with brown hair is walking and a awfully familiar but strange voice begins to narrate*
Strange voice: Hi my name's Garaes. And despite popular belief my voice is not strange. And despite yet another popular belief by strange Amazon children I am not from the great claw in the sky and I do enjoy being a giant gold statue but anyway we're missing the point.
Random Kid: *jumping into the middle of the road reaching for his ball* There's a point?
Garae's voice: YES THERE IS A POINT! Hey kid. Look.
Random boy in green: *shoving kid out the way of a speeding car* KID LOOK OUT!
*the boy is run over and twitching on the ground and then sent to the spirit world*
Random boy's spirit: FOR THE LOVE OF PETE THIS IS THE SECOND DERN TIME NOW!!!! *floats off mumbling* (pardon the YYH pun)
Garaes's voice: That was completely off subject. Anyway back to what I was mentioning. See that poor brown haired kid walking down the street, well that my friends is me. My life was terrible..
*As Garaes waits for the pep band to finish parading by his foot is run over by a ignorant bicycling bimbo, which causes him to shout in pain hop around panicking, which rams him into a football player who was angered and in turn throws him into the dumpster*
Garaes: What did I do to deserve this? At least I'm not late for Azuma's class yet. *bell rings* Well. nevermind. It couldn't get any worse than this I suppose.
*suddenly lightning flashes and a downpour begins only over Garaes's dumpster*
Garaes: What the heck is WRONG WITH THIS WEATHER?! *Garaes hops out the dumpster, decides to skip school while the thundercloud follows him off campus*
Garaes's voice: That was a typical day in my life until. something stranger than a thundercloud hovering over me happened.
Garaes: Huh the thundercloud hovering over me disappeared! Wha?
*a strange maniacal clown skips towards Garaes's honking a horn in his poor face cackling madly*
Silfee: Hee! Hee! Hee! I'm Silfee the cackling maniacal clown! My you look lonely little boy walking to school all by your lonesome little self! Hee hee hee!
Garaes: Go away! Freak! If you're a clown why the heck aren't you dressed like one?
Silfee: Temper , emper young man! Silfee only tries to help you that she does! Heeheehee! Here take this bottle it'll increase your. popularity HEE! HEE! HEE!
*clown holds a hairdye bottle out to Garaes*
Garaes: No way! The instructor would never let me dye my hair!
Silfee: Who listens to the freak Azuma anyway! Hee hee hee! Just let me spray some..
Garaes: LOOK OUT!
*a car comes rearing down the sidewalk brutalizing the clown and leaving a bloody mess on the pavement*
Silfee: *reaching up towards Garaes* I shall return in approximately 37 seconds.. Ugh
*out of nowhere the fateful ER "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep" of a heart monitor is heard as the clown falls limp*
Garaes: Oh my.
Driver: *a strange girl looking remarkable like an author we all know screams* GOOD GRACIOUS! Fifth one this mornin'! I'm losing my touch. *continues speeding away*
*37 seconds later*
Garaes: AAAAAH! Oh my god! The strange clown! YOU'RE A FLOATING PICETURE!
Silfee: Yes I'm a floating picture. What you never seen a floating picture before? I'm warning you Garaes just take the hairdye and the world will be a better place.
Garaes: No way! I don't trust floating pictures! That goes twice floating pictures of clowns! Now if you'll excuuuuse me I'm going back to school! *Gareas storms away from Silfee back towards school*
Silfee: So hard headed..
Garaes's voice: And so I trudged back into school right as the 2nd period bell rang only to find a couple of those annoying freshman blocking my path.
Kirsten: Yo buster! Don't you know this is 9th grade hallway space. We'd be extremely grateful if you left our hall.
Garaes: Oh yeah and what are a whole bunch of puny freshman gonna do about it. Respect your seniors!
*Kirsten and her flunkies all crack their knuckles in unison*
Kirsten: Just because we're younger doesn't mean were weaker. Besides there's. *turns around to count her group* 5 of us! And one of you!
Random Flunky: Actually there 7 of us your greatness Kirsten ma'am.
Kirsten: Is that so?
Random Flunky: *nervous* Yes. ma'am..
Kirsten: I AM YOUR BOSS! AND I DON'T CARE HOW MANY OF US THERE ARE! I WAS SIMPLY TESTING YOUR COUNTING SKILLS OKAY! OKAY? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!!
Random Flunky: No. I don't suppose I do.
Kirsten: LET HTAT BE A LESSON NEVER CORRECT THE GREAT KIRSTEN!
Flunky Army: Sir yes sir!
Kirsten: *holding battle axe* What was that?
Flunky Army: We mean ma'am yes ma'am! *Garaes creeping away*
Kirsten: Don't let the senior escape! WET WILLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*the freshman attack Garaes and put their fingers in their mouths and then in Garaes's ears. Garaes crumples to the floor hollering in terror while Kirsten's army throws him in the oh so familiar dumpster*
Kirsten: Let that be a lesson to you senior. C'mon guys let's go see how many times we have to poke Yu before he talks!
Flunkies: YAY! *Kirsten and friends leave Garaes to suffer in the stinky trash dispenser*
Garaes: *climbing out dumpster* What did I ever do wrong? GAH! NO IT'S YOU AGAIN!
Silfee: *floating on a broom* Yes! You should've listened to me. It seems you're well despised by those younger than you!
Garaes: I guess I could try your hair dye. Two dumpsters per day is getting to be to much for me.
Garaes's voice: So I went home and dyed my hair was grounded for two weeks but hey I'm well loved by my peers now!
*Garaes running down a hall followed by a ton of Garaes fan girls and Kirsten n' friends*
Kirsten: OH ME GOSH I GOT HIS BACK PACK!!!!!
*Kirsten is mobbed by persons around her simply trying to touch the book carrying item*
Silfee: Now in three colors Hiead silver, Garu green, and Erts blonde! BUY TODAY!!!!!!
Garaes: AND MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE TO MANY FANGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!! *Garaes is lost sight of because he's swarmed by zillions of hopeful piolit candidates and people asking suggestions for the respect your seniors march*
Silfee: Only 20 monthly installments of 19.95! We're being to nice! We're giving these things away! ORDER NOW! AVAILABLE AT WALGREEN'S!
Mission Complete! What next? You ask! What next? I dunno you tell me! The next chapter won't take as long to get out! I PROMISE! Read and Review! SUGGESTIONS ARE NEEDED! Phew. The end. You can click the submit review button now!