This update has taking a VERY long time coming and for this I am sorry.
It's been a mixture of lots and lots of schoolwork, family crisis, violin
and quartet gigs, acting auditions and so many other time consuming things
that have kept be from updating since early December. I'm sure I've lost
about half my readers but hey, if there's a whole new slew of people
reading this bring it on! But I don't break promises. I said
GirlFistFighterMina and ChaosandEvil would be guest starring this chapter
and they shall! They show must go on! Please read and review! There are two
more chapters after this one so you still have a chance to get in and the
final chapter will be a huge grand finale so get set! Still taking ideas as
well! Let's see if your author hasn't lost her writing touch! CUE THE
TAPE!!!! This one is for Force and the Men in Black Neurolizer. Uh oh I
smell. trouble
*lights up on Force walking down the school hallway*
Force: *voiceover* Sometimes. well most of the time I'm just a normal popular irrationally good lookin' upperclassmen *Force does a royalty wave to all of the fangirls swarming behind him*
Mina: He waved at ME! Did you see that?!
Onlooker 1: It was obviously to me! Duh you just can't see! Try like GOA colored contacts or something to get like UN-blind!
Mina: *cracking knuckles* I said he was waving at me so he was WAVING AT ME OKAY?!
Onlooker: You wanna start something!
Mina: YEAH I WOULD! *the two start a scuffle in the middle of the crowd*
Force: Girls, girls, girls can't we all just. get along?
Both: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
*scene shifts to a party with Force still the view of the camera*
Force: *voiceover continued* Like I said irrationally good looking. But I hate starting fights among others it makes me feel. guilty. HAHA! WHO AM I KIDDING? It's hilarious! Watching the lower classmen squish each other like bugs while I watch on the sidelines and laugh manically. MWHAAHAHAHAHA!
Erts: *wandering over* Uh force you okay there bud you look a little uh. how should I say this. maniacal?
Force: *shouting* MAYBE BECAUSE I AM! MWHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!! FIRST ZION THEN THE UNIVERSE GAHAHAHAHA *whole room stares at him*
Azuma: *on phone* Yeah police we gotta psycho at 10 o clock!
Erts: Force do you really mean that? Are you okay. I mean your normally so er quiet
Force: *dazed and yelling* OF COURSE I MEAN IT! I'm tired of being silent noone knows anything about me except for I fought Hiead, Well ya know what I didn't just fight Hiead! I DO LOTS OF OTHER THINGS TOO! OKAY OTHER THINGS!
Erts: *semi-horrified* Okay Force that's nice, you should sit down now!
Force: IM NOT SITTING! Standing is nice! As I was SAYING, I do lots of other things like picking flowers, planning HIEADS BRUTALIZING DEATH and of course IM SOO PRETTY OH SO PRETTY! IM GAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: *Huge gasps*
Mina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *faints*
Force: Oh crap. I meant as in happy gay oh crap oh crap. * of course noone hears Force due to the pandemonium that's going on*
Chaos: OKAY FREEZE! *scene stops* Have you ever said something you didn't want the world to hear?
Force: Why yes.
Chaos: Something so incredibly out of place it made you seem really, really weird..
Force: Yes!
Chaos: A mistake so big it revealed all your diabolical plots to the general public?!!!!
Force: YES! YES! YES! Will you quit these torturing questions!
Chaos: THEN HAVE I GOT THE SOLUTION FOR YOU!
Force: R-really?
Chaos: Duh. it's an infomericial it always works like this I ask the rhetorical questions that you SHOULDN'T have been answering and at the end I come up with this really ingenius product that you just must have.
Force: *nodding furiously* WHAT IS IT!
Chaos: *in peppy advertiser voice* Why it's a neurolizer! Just like in Men in Black one lash of this thing and your problems will be solved! Your friends will forget every stupid little thing you just said and your popularity will be RESTORED!
Force: GIMEE GIMEE GIMEE!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: Oh fine. *hands him a shiny neurolizer*
Force: AHAHAHAHAHA! *scene unfreezes*
Mina: Haha, let's all laugh and point at the freak with no social future!
All party goers: *pointing at Force* HA HA! Freak with no social future!
Force: Oh yeah. *puts on sunglasses* HahahahahahaAHAHAHA! *light flashes*
Mob of Girls: *no recollection of Force's fluke* Force we love YOU!
Force: I know. I know. It's good to be back!!!
Chaos: *peaking in* And that's just one of our satisfied customers there's so many more situations the neurolizer can be used in! *scene switches to Clay being pounded on by bullies*
Bully 1: Shut up punk! One more word out of you nerd boy and will give you a wedgie so bad you're not gonna walk straight for weeks!
Clay: Oh yeah! Well your mama's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles fell out! Wait Wait! AH! That was old! *about to get punched* NEUROLIZER!! *clay flashes gadget and shields eyes*
Bully 1: *no recollection* : Shut up punk! One more word out of you nerd boy and will give you a wedgie so bad you not gonna walk straight for weeks!
Clay: *winks at camera and gives thumbs up sign*
*scene switches to Yamagi walking through Tall People's Convention*
Yamagi: *in swarm of Tall persons* TALL PEOPLE SUCK AND ARE CLOSELY RELATED TO APES! *huge crowd turns*
Tall People: Let's stomp this shorty SENSELESS!!
Yamagi: EEK! NEUROLIZER! *light flashes*
Tall Person: Hey little shorty whatchu doin' here? Let me show you the way to the exit.
*scene switches back to Chaos*
Chaos: The possibilities are endless and now you can get your own neurolizer today for only $999. YES! ONLY $999! Order today!!!!! OR you can get it
Random Dude in Giraffes Suit: *bicycling by* OR you can get it *singing jingle* only at your Toy R' Us Stooooooooooooooooore *rams into wall* OWW! *neurolizer flashes*
Audience: What a coordinated dude in a giraffe suit..
Random Dude: BUY NOW!!!
Chaos: *talking super fast* Remember always wear sunglasses when using neurolizer. Makers of neurolizers not responsible if friends are neurolized to much and turned into brain dead zombies so don't bother suing us cause we warned you!
Huge crowd of neurolizer users: *over peppy* BUY TODAY
Force: I sure did! GAH! *mob of girls chases him down hall* Maybe using it was a mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
End! Well I tried. Least I'm back! I promise next chapter will be mor humorous cause it seems as though that wasn't nearly as amusing. Well toodles until next time. I PROMISE it will not take months! Tis summer. If you don't see a chapter up in a week bombard me with e-mails! Read and REVIEW! I beg of you suggestions and guest stars needed! Peace out!!!!!
*lights up on Force walking down the school hallway*
Force: *voiceover* Sometimes. well most of the time I'm just a normal popular irrationally good lookin' upperclassmen *Force does a royalty wave to all of the fangirls swarming behind him*
Mina: He waved at ME! Did you see that?!
Onlooker 1: It was obviously to me! Duh you just can't see! Try like GOA colored contacts or something to get like UN-blind!
Mina: *cracking knuckles* I said he was waving at me so he was WAVING AT ME OKAY?!
Onlooker: You wanna start something!
Mina: YEAH I WOULD! *the two start a scuffle in the middle of the crowd*
Force: Girls, girls, girls can't we all just. get along?
Both: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
*scene shifts to a party with Force still the view of the camera*
Force: *voiceover continued* Like I said irrationally good looking. But I hate starting fights among others it makes me feel. guilty. HAHA! WHO AM I KIDDING? It's hilarious! Watching the lower classmen squish each other like bugs while I watch on the sidelines and laugh manically. MWHAAHAHAHAHA!
Erts: *wandering over* Uh force you okay there bud you look a little uh. how should I say this. maniacal?
Force: *shouting* MAYBE BECAUSE I AM! MWHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!! FIRST ZION THEN THE UNIVERSE GAHAHAHAHA *whole room stares at him*
Azuma: *on phone* Yeah police we gotta psycho at 10 o clock!
Erts: Force do you really mean that? Are you okay. I mean your normally so er quiet
Force: *dazed and yelling* OF COURSE I MEAN IT! I'm tired of being silent noone knows anything about me except for I fought Hiead, Well ya know what I didn't just fight Hiead! I DO LOTS OF OTHER THINGS TOO! OKAY OTHER THINGS!
Erts: *semi-horrified* Okay Force that's nice, you should sit down now!
Force: IM NOT SITTING! Standing is nice! As I was SAYING, I do lots of other things like picking flowers, planning HIEADS BRUTALIZING DEATH and of course IM SOO PRETTY OH SO PRETTY! IM GAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: *Huge gasps*
Mina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *faints*
Force: Oh crap. I meant as in happy gay oh crap oh crap. * of course noone hears Force due to the pandemonium that's going on*
Chaos: OKAY FREEZE! *scene stops* Have you ever said something you didn't want the world to hear?
Force: Why yes.
Chaos: Something so incredibly out of place it made you seem really, really weird..
Force: Yes!
Chaos: A mistake so big it revealed all your diabolical plots to the general public?!!!!
Force: YES! YES! YES! Will you quit these torturing questions!
Chaos: THEN HAVE I GOT THE SOLUTION FOR YOU!
Force: R-really?
Chaos: Duh. it's an infomericial it always works like this I ask the rhetorical questions that you SHOULDN'T have been answering and at the end I come up with this really ingenius product that you just must have.
Force: *nodding furiously* WHAT IS IT!
Chaos: *in peppy advertiser voice* Why it's a neurolizer! Just like in Men in Black one lash of this thing and your problems will be solved! Your friends will forget every stupid little thing you just said and your popularity will be RESTORED!
Force: GIMEE GIMEE GIMEE!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: Oh fine. *hands him a shiny neurolizer*
Force: AHAHAHAHAHA! *scene unfreezes*
Mina: Haha, let's all laugh and point at the freak with no social future!
All party goers: *pointing at Force* HA HA! Freak with no social future!
Force: Oh yeah. *puts on sunglasses* HahahahahahaAHAHAHA! *light flashes*
Mob of Girls: *no recollection of Force's fluke* Force we love YOU!
Force: I know. I know. It's good to be back!!!
Chaos: *peaking in* And that's just one of our satisfied customers there's so many more situations the neurolizer can be used in! *scene switches to Clay being pounded on by bullies*
Bully 1: Shut up punk! One more word out of you nerd boy and will give you a wedgie so bad you're not gonna walk straight for weeks!
Clay: Oh yeah! Well your mama's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles fell out! Wait Wait! AH! That was old! *about to get punched* NEUROLIZER!! *clay flashes gadget and shields eyes*
Bully 1: *no recollection* : Shut up punk! One more word out of you nerd boy and will give you a wedgie so bad you not gonna walk straight for weeks!
Clay: *winks at camera and gives thumbs up sign*
*scene switches to Yamagi walking through Tall People's Convention*
Yamagi: *in swarm of Tall persons* TALL PEOPLE SUCK AND ARE CLOSELY RELATED TO APES! *huge crowd turns*
Tall People: Let's stomp this shorty SENSELESS!!
Yamagi: EEK! NEUROLIZER! *light flashes*
Tall Person: Hey little shorty whatchu doin' here? Let me show you the way to the exit.
*scene switches back to Chaos*
Chaos: The possibilities are endless and now you can get your own neurolizer today for only $999. YES! ONLY $999! Order today!!!!! OR you can get it
Random Dude in Giraffes Suit: *bicycling by* OR you can get it *singing jingle* only at your Toy R' Us Stooooooooooooooooore *rams into wall* OWW! *neurolizer flashes*
Audience: What a coordinated dude in a giraffe suit..
Random Dude: BUY NOW!!!
Chaos: *talking super fast* Remember always wear sunglasses when using neurolizer. Makers of neurolizers not responsible if friends are neurolized to much and turned into brain dead zombies so don't bother suing us cause we warned you!
Huge crowd of neurolizer users: *over peppy* BUY TODAY
Force: I sure did! GAH! *mob of girls chases him down hall* Maybe using it was a mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
End! Well I tried. Least I'm back! I promise next chapter will be mor humorous cause it seems as though that wasn't nearly as amusing. Well toodles until next time. I PROMISE it will not take months! Tis summer. If you don't see a chapter up in a week bombard me with e-mails! Read and REVIEW! I beg of you suggestions and guest stars needed! Peace out!!!!!