Ho ho hello, Konoha Chapter 2: SasUSAkU Teh SEx, a naruto fanfic

AN: Numbers with ( ) Indicate an extra conversation at the bottom. Lol.

AANdd...it's kinda late, so sorry for the errors...

Ho ho hello Konoha

Chapter 2

"Ne, Sasuke-kun, thanks for picking me up earlier." The healer-nin thanked her teamate while glancing at the sudden outburst beside them.

("Yo")

("Shi...ru!")

("SH...A-KUN!")

("What the! No...-..ahh... ahem, Ino to... bring these to...s.)

"Hn." He replied, ignoring the fact the next table succeeded in annoying him. So he slouched back bext to his teammate, and glinted at the pinked haired girl who was...grinning? Then he glanced at the table beside them, catching the last significant parts of their conversation, or so he thought.

"Drinks?"

"Yes, Alc-, Refreshments, actually."

"Refreshments, as in Juice and soda?" .

"Of course!"

He sighed, what a looooong night this'll be. Better take initiave.

"..Sakura?" He asked her, who was gawking at Naruto who jumped Hinata (1). Unfortunatley, Sasuke was too annoyed to notice.

"EH?" She yelped inwardly.

"..Sakura?" He said a little louder, while glancing at the retreating form of Shikamaru who was clearly finished with his task from the next table. Which was clearly occupied by the Hyuuga "genius", and another Blabbering kunoichi.

"...eh?" Was all she could say before regaining herself and dropping her surprised expression.

"Let's leave a little early..."

She frowned.

He felt guilty.

"At least right after the first dance...or something." He quickly added, and stole glance at her.

"H-hai.." She answered with a smile. He was about to say something really quick but..

"Yo"

"Shikamaru! And...What's that?"

"Sakura, Sasuke, Ino thought you guys might wanna drink." The Nara placed the tray on their table with ease.

"Don't you think it's a little bit early for alcohol?" Sakura stated, with a finger tapped on Shikamaru's nose (Sasuke grunted).

The Nara Stiffened.

"You see, Sakura...They're..." He stuttered.

'Shit. This is bad, I told Ino this would'nt work...ohhh real baaaad! I'll get bitch slapped to hidden sand for this.'

'Shit! Damn!' She raised a thin brow, while he cursed himself inwardly.

'Shit!'

Nara Shikamaru had never cursed so bad in his life.

'Shit Shit Shit Shiiiit!'

"Refreshments" The Uchiha finished, with a know it all glorious smirk on his face and a snort.

"...Ehh?" Two other nins said in unison.

Shikamaru smirked.

Sakura had a sorta twinkle in her eyes.

"Wow! Sasuke-kun!" With a brighter twinkle.

"Heared it a while ago." He pointed at the next table. Hyuuga Neji was slumped over the table, with a very Tomato-face Tenten beside him, her face close to his, muttering something they couldnt hear. Neji surprisingly responded, placing a swaying hand on her face (SHe froze, then instantly shoved a bottle of...'Oh my what the..' into his mouth. Shikamaru stared in disbelief).(2)

Shikamaru's smirked vanished.

"That's so sweet! I didn't know Tose two could cuddle!" The Shinobi Squealed beside her impassive teamate.

"Oi..." They both turned to Shikamaru, who was quite relieved. "I'll leave the both of you to your drinks, then..." He waved.

'Honestly...And they call themselves ninja...My ass!'

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Who would ever thought that the Konoha nin would have such low Alcohol tolerance?

Ino Did.

Shikamaru DId.

At least They put it to use.

Say, Hey! (A booming yet slurred voice...wow.)

"Ne, NE!" Sakura yelled at his ear, shaking him violently by the collar.

Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armageddon flame (Hey!)
The shame
The ones who died without a name

"SHAShuu--ShasHUKE--KUUUUN!" For a normal guy, the person would flinch at least a hundred times. For a drunken stupor, he would have to ask the person to repeat the sentence at least a hundred times. But in this case ...

"EH? I AM NOT SHIKAMARU! I AM UCHIHA! UCHIHA SASUKE! SHANNARO!" He held a fist up, while banging the other on the table. She on the other hand squinted at the person on the stage who was singing only ten paces away.

"SHtopp moving, Dammit!" She Yelled at the Sasuke while trying to grab him by the collar, but her voice was obviously muffled by the music and the chaotic crowd.

"LETS DANCE!" She yelled again, and pointed at the crowd with a swaying hand.

"YOSH! LET'S!" Ansd he half carried her towards the dance floor, only to be stumbled by their own feet, strangely giggling.

Hear the dogs howling out of key
To a hymn called "Faith and Misery" (Hey!)
And bleed, the company lost the war today

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday!

A slight tipsy Tenten evaded the giggling couple just in time, before stopping to question Lee.

"Neee, SAkuraaa! Let's really Dance this time!"

"HAiiiii!"

ANd they both grabbed the nearest table they could find.

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Uh, uh, uh, huh
Yo, yo!

The crowd cheered as the intro rolled in. The place was still packed, not a single soul left, and the smell of booze got strongerby each passing and blurred second.

They didn't care who was singing, hell, not even if Gai would do the honors, as long that person sang, it drove the nin crowd wild.

"NEEeee...hehehe." Sakura giggled amidst the dancing and yelling. "That ticklesss!"

"IT DOEShh?" He asked drunkenly. (3)

Drop your glasses, shake your asses!
Face screwed up like you having hot flashes!
Which one? pick one, this one, classic!
Red from blonde, yeah bitch I'm drastic!

Their very position would drive the whole Konoha to stutter "What - the -fuck...", In LEe's speculation, since he was the only sane being in the party now. He was also smart enough to tuck a gask mask in his pocket, now he'd look like some exterminator, only that he's carrying a video cam.

Why this? why that? lips stop askin
Listen to me baby, relax and start passin
Expressway, hair back, weavin through the traffic

But that wasn't the point, his Video camera's main attraction was Uchiha Sasuke Holding Sakura tight, as in tight, cause the whole plcae was packed, and his left arm wrapped around his waist, his right holding a bottle of "god-knows-what". It tipped slightly so that they were causualy sprayed with"god-knows-what", not even knowing that it did.

"OHHH the springtime of youth is filled with heavenly hot steamy passion for-"

"Owwhh...Neji, Looks like you lost your jacket!"

And he pinged, in an odd sort of disgusted-perfect-guy-way.

AN: YOSH! THATS IT! now, onwards with the extra stuff...lol.

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(1) THIS ONE'S A TEASERRRR!

"WAaaAAgyaaHH-- HINATAAAA! Stop Moving!"

"N-Naruto-Kun! S-stop, it's okay!"

"Hintata-chan! let me do this!...ARaa?"

"EEeeeyaaaah!"

WHAPAAAACK!

(2) WARNING! UBER WEIRDNESS!

"Mou, NEji! You don't have to sway too much even if your head is on the table!"

"AM not SHWAAYINGHHh..."

"Oh Yess you areee!" She said, her speech dimmed, and spontaneously leaned down to smell him.

"WOW..You smell like...a lot like..." She whispered hoarsely into his ear as she found her head a bit heavy for a moment and pillowed it on his slumped shoulders.

"A lot like..." Her voice trailed away.

"Well YOU ShMell like...like..you!" He said in joyness with a slurred voice,

"..Like the Shmell yoo Shmeel everymorningh before Weesh strain evrdayy..."

"uhh..train?" She corrected, but he continued.

"You SHmeell like the SMell i WAnna Shhmeell everydhaaY! And Hugg, and Cuddssdle! And Nuzzdle!"

"Neji..."

(3)

"IT DOEShh!"

"SHorta...kindaa.." She looked up at him, despite their swaying and the crowd's dancing.

"Y'knowhh...Iv'e...alwayssh wondrd how itch feelsh like to kishh--Mpphh!"

Lesson of the night, never stay still (sway) in the middle of the dance floor while a bedlam is in process, you could kiss the wrong person!

But in this case...

Accidents DO happen, at the right time, with the right couple.