Jin turns on his TV.
Misery: Konnchiwa all my fellow Animers of the planet Anime. I'm Misery.
Kurama: Konnichiwa all you hot shots I'm Kurama.
Misery: Last time was a dozy of a time. Yoko nearly raped me and Hiei nearly killed him.
Kurama: So should they fasten up their seat belts for this chapter?
Misery: Oh yea Kurama because this is gonna be one bumpy ride.
If you are just tuning in and are wondering about why Misery and Kurama are acting like this it's because at my school there is a really stupid new show at the end of first period. They say this really stupid saying, I would like no love to reveal how stupid it is but it would reveal the identity of my school and I'm too embarrassed to let you know.
Chapter 3
"How dare you toss her like that?" Hiei begins to growl at Yoko.
"Aww how touching. You show most affection when she is asleep. I think I might puke. You know Hiei, makais like you disgust me. You act all tough and say you hate ningens but when caring makais like Kurama get a girl like Misery you think to take her without any remorse of the feelings the people have for her. You're the bastard."
"That's not true. I didn't mean to hurt Kurama but I can't help the feelings I have for her. When I'm around her I feel that I don't have to be tough. I don't have to conceal my fears. When I'm with her I feel I'm not the only one with a horrible past and I don't have to sulk because she has it worse than me and I don't see her whining or becoming distant. I feel good when I'm with her and I feel the need to please her. I've never felt this way and feel I will never feel this way about anyone else. You must stop this now and I'll forgive you."
"Forgive me? Ha, that's funny Hiei. At first I thought you were a deceiving bastard but now I see you're nothing but a sappy, pathetic, bitch of an excuse for a makai. You have really disgusted me. At least when you made it seem like you were deceiving her you had your dignity. But now you're no better then the filthy ningens you hate."
"How dare you! I will never forgive you Yoko," he charges in blindly attacking Yoko.
Yoko dodges and grabs up Misery bridal style. Hiei stops and Yoko kicks Hiei in the face. Misery begins to wake up and struggles to get out of Yoko's grip. He holds her tighter then jumps on top of the crates in the abandoned warehouse. He places her on the crates and smacks her knocking her out. He then jumps down to return to the fight.
"I thought I'd dispose of my "item" to higher ground," he laughs maniacally as Hiei attacks him again and manages to cut across his face knocking him off guard, "You bastard. How dare you!"
"Ha, that's just a small bit of what I'm gonna do to you," he continues to cut Yoko as Yoko tries to stumble away.
Hiei pins Yoko to a corner. As he lifts his katana to make a finale blow Yoko blows dust in his fast that blinds and chokes him. Yoko jumps up to the crates and grabs Misery leaving Hiei in the warehouse in pain.
Hiei begins to wake up.
"He's up," Toya was sitting next to him.
"Where am I? Misery! He's got her I have to go get her now before my sent has disappeared off her," he jumps up and looks around. He was in Toya's living room.
"Calm down Hiei. He sent us a note that he is going to return her. He says he doesn't want her," says Yuske twisting a lock of his hair.
"Why would he do that? Didn't he go threw all that trouble jus to take her from me?"
"Hiei you got her pregnant. You've been asleep for eight and a half months. She's gonna have the baby soon. It's a boy," says Toya looking at him in disbelief.
"I…..I….o-only," Hiei stutters at them as they stare at him.
"I can't wait to see what it looks like," says Jin trying to lighten the situation.
"When can I leave?" asks Misery as she sits on a bed.
Misery had been taken to somewhere she didn't know. She wasn't any bigger than she was before she was pregnant. She wore one of Yoko's white robes and seemed to be in a lot of pain.
"As soon as you have the baby."
"Oooo I think I am. This is it!" she begins screaming and he picks her up.
He takes her to the hospital and forcefully pulls a doctor to the side to deliver the baby.
Jin puts don the phone, "She had the baby. He says they're at Takashi Kimo Hospital. Oh and Hiei, the baby looks just like you."
Jin, Toya, Hiei and Yuske rush to the hospital to see Misery and the baby. When they arrive Hiei is the first to push threw the door. Misery was in the room alone except a little bundle in her arms. Hiei walked over to her and she removed the blanket from its face. Jin was right; the baby looked just like a mini him... It looked at him and coed trying to grab him.
"Would you like to hold him?"
"Hai," he picks up the boy and it begins to giggle, "What's his name?"
"Whatever
you want."
"Katana," he pulls out a mini sword gives it to
him.
Misery: Now that is so cute and sweet.
Kurama: Hai that was. It's a shame it's already over.
Misery: Who said it was over? That was just the intro for when we started the real story.
Kurama: I'm so glade it's not over. I'm sure it's only gonna get better.
Misery: Hai it will. Next chapter is the beginning of the real Lost Little Chibi. Read about Katana and his crush on Hiei's new apprentice Fontina Dren.
