A/N: -snickers- I'm having too much fun with this.
Disc.: Same.
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(Dally, Darry, Johnny, Soda, and Two-Bit)
Dally: Hey, aren't we going to sing some more of those nursery songs?
Soda: Oh yeah! Hm…which one should we sing today?
Two-Bit: Oh, oh, pick me!
Soda: What?
Two-Bit: -ahem- Mickey Mouse, you're the one, who makes daytime lots of fun, Mickey Mouse, I'm awfully fond of you!
Soda & Johnny: Woo woo be doo.
Two-Bit: Darry, you sing this verse!
Darry: No.
Two-Bit: Pleeeaaase? C'mon, it's fun!
Darry: -glares- Fine. Mickey Mouse, joy of joys, when he watches you Two-Bit makes lots of noise, Mickey Mouse, I think you're his very best friend, sad but true.
Soda, Johnny, & Two-Bit: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo.
Dally: Every day when he sits in front of the telly, he watches a mouse with big ears and a black belly.
Soda, Johnny, & Two-Bit: Mickey-mick-mick-mickey.
Johnny: Mickey Mouse, you're so funny, And Two-Bit tries to be but he wouldn't make money, Mickey Mouse, he's awfully fond of you.
Two-Bit: Hey, are you saying I'm not funny?
Johnny:…
Two-Bit: That's mean!
Soda: Every day when he sits in front of the telly, he watches a mouse with big ears and a black belly.
All except Two-Bit: Mickey Mouse, you're so nice, Two-Bit loves you like beer on ice, Mickey Mouse, he's awfully fond of-, Mickey Mouse, he wants a whole channel of-, Mickey Mouse, he's awfully fond of you!
Two-Bit: Doo doo, be doo!
Darry: -shakes his head- You guys are weird.
Soda: Aw come on, you had fun and you know it!
Darry:…Right…
Johnny: Two-Bit sure loves Mickey, don't he Dally?
Dally: Kid, that's the understatement of the century.
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XD Like I said, I have too much fun with this. The original song for this, by the way, is Rubber Ducky. –laughs- I got the idea from my friends, who sang this in the morning at the top of their lungs.