IN todays episode of Yugi's crazy adventures...Yugi is hosting Christmas eve for everyone. Knowing Yugi's hosted events things seem to wrong everytime. So without further ado...enjoy this segment of Yugi's Crazy Adventures. HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
The holiday lights were twinkling brightly against the dark sky as a winter storm started to brew. Snow covered every inch of the road and sidewalk and those who were doing last minute christmas shopping had their scarves covering their faces as the snow blew into their faces. A man dressed as Santa Clause was standing by the mall opening with a bucket in one and a bell in the other. He was as jolly as the next person on the street and smiled at everyone who passed by. Occasionally someone would stop next to him and drop in a few coins of money to help the chairity that he was working for and the man would shake and his stomache would mimick a bowl full of jelly.
He walked past the man dressed as Santa and deposited a five dollar bill into the container. The man laughed and took the teens hand, shaking it fully.
"Ho ho ho! Thank you! Have a happy holiday!" The teen nodded.
"You too. Merry christmas." He pushed back a blonde bang that was covering his eye and walked away from the mall entrance and down the street. The wind blew harshly against his face and he let out a chocked cough as the wind caught in his throat. He pulled his scarf over his mouth and nose and continued walking down the street. The lights from the street were being reflected in his eyes and a small but cheerful smile graced his hidden lips. The bags in his hand blew wildly against his side as he struggled to keep a hold of them. The snow was growing fiercer and fiercer the more time passed.
He caught sight of the doors of the game shop and pushed them open. They closed shut with a bang making him and any other person in the building jump with shock. He locked up the door and put a hand on his hair noticing how wet it really was.
"Yugi? Are you back yet?" Yugi sighed from relief and nodded. He had to smile though, seeing Yami in something other then leather. There was a pout on his face.
"What's wrong? It's christmas eve."
"I know, but I wanted to wear leather." Yugi burst out laughing when Yami pulled at the red cotton pants. "What's so funny?" Yami snapped.
"Nothing," Yugi lied, "Lets get some of these presents wrapped before the others get here." Yami frowned and walked into the living room and helped Yugi wrap the pressents. Yugi kept one bag by him and wrapped it up with his back turned toward his darker half. Once that was done he placed it by the many gifts already sitting under the un-decorated tree.
"So who's that one for?" Yami asked as Yugi gently placed a medium sized gift beneath the tree. Yugi turned toward him and looked him in the eye.
"No one special," Yugi stuck out his tounge as Yami wrapped his arms around the smaller ones waist. Yugi was pulled close and they shared a brief but emotion filled kiss.
"No one special huh?" Yami laughed and placed Yugi on the couch, continuing the action of kissing. Yugi didn't resist but merely melted into the dark, their body's fitting together like two well placed puzzle pieces. They stopped their passionate embrace just in time for the door bell to ring. Yami got off Yugi. "Stay here, I'll get it." Yugi nodded and waited for Yami to bring in their guests.
Yami answered the door and saw Bakura and Ryou standing their holding four bags full of presents. The theif looked at Yami and looked as if he was about to laugh. Yami looked at him confused for a moment before looking at the sweater he was wearing. A white snowman with a black top hat and white scarf decorated the front of the red sweater.
"What?"
"I didn't know you liked snowmen so much pharoah. If I did I would have made you into one after you pushed me into that ra damn river." Yami merely glared at the former theif before turning to Ryou who was scolding Bakura. Personally Yami thought Ryou could scold just a bit better. Kissing him on the ear and whispering whatever it was he was whispering didn't seem like a just punishment. Bakura's face went pale and his eyes flickered with anger for a moment and glared at the pharoah. Then again, he could be wrong about the whole kissing the person on the ear as punishment. He had to wonder, just what had Ryou said?
"Come in, Yugi's in the living room right now. Would you like some hot chocolate?"
"I would love a cup of cocoa." Ryou and Bakura stripped their coats off and hung them up. It was Yami's turn to laugh. Bakura had on a sweater that said 'I love Christmas! HO HO HO!' and had Santa beneath it waving from side to side as lights on the sweater went from one section to another. "I just had to get him this sweater. The father christmas on it was just too good of a chance to pass up." Yami burst out laughing.
"Oh hush," Yugi scolded entering the room. He pushed back his bangs and looked at Ryou for a moment then let his eyes wander over to Bakura. "I think it's a great sweater Ryou. Where did you get it?"
"I really can't remember." Both smaller teens laughed and walked into the living room, a cup of hot chocolate in their hands. Yami and Bakura followed, hating the sweaters they were wearing. Yami pulled on the sweater lightly and Yugi sighed.
"Should we let them take it off?"
"It is christmas." Both darks ripped off the holiday sweaters. Yami had on a black turtle neck and Bakura had on a red long sleeved shirt. They both looked satisfied and sat down. Yugi tugged at the edges of his red turtle neck shirt. The millennium puzzle was around his neck, shinning unusally bright thanks to the lights around the room.
"Tree looks a bit..."
"Boring." Bakura finished for Ryou. Yugi nodded and looked at the tree, his violet eyes glimmering slightly.
"I was hopping we could all decorate it together." Ryou nodded and clapped his hands together in excitement.
"Excellent idea! I'm looking foreward to it."
"Yeah yeah...what he said." Bakura waved his hand in a bored manor and turned back to his hot drink.
"This is your first christmas...isn't it Bakura?"
"Yeah...so what." Yugi frowned at Bakura's attitude.
"It's christmas! BE HAPPY!" Yugi pulled Bakura up and pushed him toward the tree, "Since you're so down about christmas you get to be the first one to put the very first decoration on the tree." Yami scowled at this and threw a pillow at Bakura.
"HEY! Stupid baka-pharoah!" Bakura threw the pillow back at Yami who caught it.
"Thanks. You saved me the trouble of picking it up." Bakura scowled and then grinned, as if a very nasty thought, a thought so nasty that made his heart two sizes too small came into his mind.
"Well, I'm the one who was chosen to put the first decoration on the tree. Not you...and you're light even picked me." Yami felt his heart grow with jelousy that night, it grew so large it threatened to pop out. He clentched his teeth angrily.
"I...I..."
Yugi and Ryou had long since left the room to go answer the door again. Kaiba, Joey, Marik and oddly Malik were standing in front while in the back stood Tea, Tristan, Duke, Ishizu, who was wearing a green strapless dress, and Odion. Ishizu was shivering and rushed in first.
"How can you stand this cold?" The others sighed as Yugi offered her a hot mug of the thick brown liquid. Ishizu looked at it and took a sip. Her lips curved into a smile and she walked into the living room.
"We told her to wear a coat," Tea groaned.
"Well, the coat I bought her should come in handy," Yugi replied. Everyone shared a 'uh oh' look for a moment. Yugi dropped a empty mug when Ishizu screamed and ran in. Yami and Bakura were fighting on the floor, rolling around, their new sweaters torn and ripped to shreads. Yugi and Ryou shuddered angrily and jumped into the fight. Eventually they were all pulled apart.
"YOU RIPPED THE SWEATERS!" Yugi and Ryou screamed making the constant bikering of Bakura and Yami to stop. The darks looked at their lights, upset.
"I'm sure glad you didn't make me wear an ugly sweater." Malik laughed but Marik dumped his hot chocolate over him. He winced and cried out but soon the hot liquid cooled and dried on the oddly wierd black shirt. Malik merely shrugged it off and pushed past Yugi and picked up a red ball with a string attatched to it. He walked over to the tree and put it on. Bakura scowled and pushed Malik into a wall.
"Hey! That was my job!" Bakura shouted angrily.
"Too bad so sad." Malik grinned and stuck his tounge out a Bakura. The white haired man proceeded to punch Malik in the jaw but Ryou and Yugi managed to hold him back. The albino egyption finally calmed down and sat down. Once that was taken care of everyone gathered around the fire place, which consisted of a screne showing a fire.
"Not much of a fire, is it?" Kaiba remarked, a familure smirk gracing his lips. Joey hit him in the back of the head. Kaiba growled and glared at Joey.
"He invited us Kaiba. The least you could do was behave this one night."
"Pft! Buhumbug! Ever since Mokuba ran off with that 'Santa Clause' fake-"
"Kaiba believes in Santa Clause?" Kaiba's fist twitched and he punched the speaker. Poor Tea-Oh hell! Who cares about Tea!- fell to the floor, her nose bleeding slightly.
"What did you do that for? I ONLY ASKED A QUESTION!" Joey sniggered and Kaiba growled once again.
"He's a little touchy on the words that deal with the man in red," Joey grinned and wrapped his arms around Kaiba's body, "Aren't you?" Joey pinched Kaiba's cheeks and hidden laughs went around the room. Kaiba glared at all of them, the usual effect of silencing them didn't work this time and he frowned.
"Stupid little evil elves. Trying to get my brother into a cult will they..." Kaiba muttered to himself and sulked away from the group. Joey just shrugged his shoulders and walked over to Kaiba to try and consol his lover. Yugi heard the ding of the oven and Yami rushed into the kitchen. "What's he so excited about?"
"Yami made cookies." Yugi grinned. Everyone shuddered, remembering their last incident with his cookies. Joey had two teeth fall out, Kaiba and Bakura went to the hospital because the cookies were so sweet they feinted, Malik threw them at all the people passing by because they had a sharp point, Yugi and Ryou were stuck home in bed for a week, tied down because they were on such a sugar rush that no one could control them, Tea had gained about seven pounds from one cookie and had to bring it down, Joey, Tristan and Duke sold the cookies at 100 dollars a piece on ebay just be to mean and Marik had a heart attack because of one of the cookies. Ishizu and Odion didn't experience it, lucky for them. Mind you, this was only after one bite. Had Yugi and Ryou had more, well they wouldn't be in the story or show anymore.
"Do I need to have the 911 number ready?" Joey asked curiously.
"If so...do we need restraints?"
"No!" Yugi replied, "I taste tested them before you guys came. They're fine and taste great!" Yugi had a big smile on his face.
"Okay..." Marik said giving him a suspicious look, "But if I have a heart attack this time remind me to remind Kaiba to remind Bakura to remind both of us to tell me." A 'huh?' expression was shared around the group. "I like to be prepared."
"Wait a second!" Duke shouted, "I thought we agreed to not let Yami bake ever again."
"Yeah...well I made the dough." Everyone sighed in relief and sat down again. The wonderful sceant of fresh baked cookies made them look up and saw Yami holding a plate of cookies. Everyone looked warily at the cookies and each one of them took a frosted cookie. Yugi looked at the cookie shocked and fainted.
"What did you do the cookies this year? He didn't even take a bite and fainted!" You see, not everyone got a chance to look at the cookie yet. They only saw Yugi's reaction. Bakura looked at the cookie and let out a scream.
"What's wrong!"
"T-This cookie...it's a-a-"
"It's a father Christmas in a speedo! A SMALL SMALL SPEEDO! AH! TOO MUCH DETAIL!" Ryou ran out of the room and into the kitchen. While Joey and Kaiba tried to wake Yugi up Bakura and Marik ran into the kitchen to see Ryou stabbing the cookie angrily. "DIE! DIE! DIE YOU FOUL EVIL COOKIE!"
"I said the cookies were going to be speacial," Yami replied and set the cookies down. Everyone averted their gaze, afraid they might faint from the sight but Yami shoved a cookie in their face. Ishizu, scarily enough, kissed the cookie and seemed to be making out with it. Odion threw the cookie out the window with a vengance and again they were sharp little buggers. They heard a faint scream outside that sounded like 'Ahh! A NAKED SANTA POKED MY LAST GOOD EYE! NOO!' Kaiba and Joey tried their best not to faint but they did shudder and smash their cookies to little tiny pieces. Tea, Duke and Tristan all made a beline for the bathroom to throw up what they just ate.
"I just ate his speedo!" Tea cried and then held her mouth. Tristan and Duke just kept their mouths covered.
"What? My cookies aren't that bad are they?"
"Everyone...together..."
"Are they?"
"YES!" Everyone screamed at the pharoah. Yugi finally woke up from his faint and sat up.
"Are the evil cookies gone yet?" Yugi asked still slightly dazed.
"Um..." Ryou hid the cookies behind his back. Both Malik and Bakura took them and ran to the door throwing them at random people. Occasionally someone would scream but that's all you could hear through the storm now.
You had to feel sorry for all of those people. Getting hit by cookies was one thing, that normally wouldn't hurt but then again...normal people werent throwing them and these werent normal cookies. Technically you could count them as Santa porn.
"Yami you...you...you..." Marik muttered feeling the on coming of another heart attach.
"YOU SICK WIERDO!" Odion shouted, "How did you know it was my fantasy to see Santa in this kind of way?" Everyone turned to look at Odion like he was crazy and backed away slowly.
Things once again started to cool down, and between you and me, the tree was miraculously decorated without hassel, well, at least till it came to the final tree decoration. That's when things started to go crazy, and just Yugi's luck, it would have to happen at his house. What had happened was pretty bad. The tree...
Part 2 of Christmas Eve Disaster to come soon.