First FanFic... Please R&R...Hope I did a good job!
A/N:I do not own Naruto or the charactars. If I did, the episodes would have a lot more humor!
Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi walked down a snowy path leading to Konaha village. Sasuke and Sakura had dreamy looks on their faces, and Kakashi grinned knowingly. They trudged through the snow, each in their own little world.
HAW! And for the 5th time, HAW! If making out with you on Christmas Eve doesn't mean Sasuke likes you, then you are insane, weirdo!
Yeah...
HAW, again! I think you're not listening to me, weirdo... Are you?
Yeah...
I'm gonna take over your body, weirdo!
Yeah... HEY! Shut up! I've already kissed him, go away!
But, Sakura...
WHAT?
You still haven't admitted you love him!
ARGH! I love him, ok? I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him!
HAW.
Sakura relived the scene in her mind. First she'd kissed him, but only for a minute. Then he'd given her a "Christmas gift", which was actually 15 minutes of old - fashioned make-out. There was only one tiny thing that bothered her... She could've sworn there was a flash of darkish-green in the trees behind Sasuke when they'd pulled apart. Still, it might've been her imagination.
Sasuke also was in his own world, only there were no Inner Sakura's to annoy him.
I can't believe I kissed her.
I can't believe I kissed her.
I can't believe I kissed her.
I can't believe I... wait... why am I repeating this over and over? Why does Sakura make me feel like this? Man, this is sort of confusing... This is something I'll think about later...
I can't believe I kissed her.
I can't beleve I kissed her.
I can't believe I kissed her.
As for Kakashi, he was in the strangest place of all. His body was still walking behind Sasuke and Sakura, but the thing was, his mind was not there at all.
Kakashi's spirit, itself, had been taken to Cupid, spirit of Valentine's Day.
"Hello, Kakashi."
"Lord Cupid! Master of all Perverts! How can I serve you?" Kakashi said, bowing.
"You are to be my assistant."
"What!"
"You heard me. See, Santa and I decided to clash our holidays together and make Christmas have more love and Valentine's Day have more joy about, oh, say, a hundred years ago."
"But why did you choose me, sir? I'm not the biggest pervert in Konaha; Jiraya is. Why not use him?"
"Use your imagination."
Kakashi had a fleeting vision of Shikamaru and Choji kissing in a dimly lit room, Jiraya looking at them and grinning. "Good point, sir."
"Now, in your shower at home there is a bow and arrow used only for making people fall in love. That is all. Also, on the outskirts of town there is a building that only two people of choice can go into, other than yourself. In one room, there is a small office, and in the other, an enormous space filled with mistletoe. Your job is to get at least three 16-year-old couples in that room and making out by December 31st. One couple must be Haruno Sakura and Uchia Sasuke. Fail, and you will be put in there with..."
"With who, sir?"
"Tsnunade"
Kakashi gasped, then went swirling back to reality just as they reached the gates of Konaha. He looked to the right, and indeed there was a building marked "Kakashi's Office".
"Oh, boy, I can't believe we're here! And perfect timing... Christmas morning!" Sakura checked her watch. "9:21, AM. Hey, uhh... Sasuke-kun, want to come over to my house and wait until the Holiday Festival?"
"Huh? Okay." Sasuke and Sakura joined hands and went through the gates towards Sakura's home. Kakashi stood there, barely outside the village, watching the two lovebirds walk.
"They're perfect for each other." he said aloud, and went home. He had a lot of work to do before December 31st.
Meanwhile, Sasuke and Sakura were just arriving at Sakura's house. On the porch, there was a small brown package. Sakura went over to it and read the return address.
"Uchia Sasuke? Sasuke-kun... You really shouldn't have." she pecked him lightly on the cheek. "C'mon, lets get out of this freezing cold weather." They went into Sakura's house, and Sasuke looked over at the sofa where only a short while ago he had held Sakura's hand for the first time.
"Let's sit." Sakura pulled Sasuke over to the couch and sat down on it. She began slowly opening the package, and when she did, was flattered.
"Sasuke... it's beautiful!" She pulled a necklace out of the box. On the end there was a little silver clutch and, inside, a shining white pearl. She fastened it around her neck. "Thanks, Sasuke... it's really kind and sweet of you to get me a present." Sakura hugged Sasuke, and soon her lips had captured his in a sweet kiss. They stayed like that for quite a bit(A/N:Awwwwwww...), then Sauke wrapped his arms around Sakura, and it turned into a full-fledged make-out.
Neither of them knew how long they stayed like that, or even if they had stopped. they were so lost in the sensation, they didn't know anything but the fact that they were in love, and wanted this to go on forever. Finally they pulled apart, and were both stunned for a moment. Happy stunned, of course.
"Hey Sakura?"
"Yes?"
"That felt really nice. Thanks." Sasuke kissed Sakura again. This time, it wasn't as long, as course, but still, it expressed love an emotion. It was a special moment, one even Cupid would have to tip his hat to. When they snapped back to reality, Sakura looked at the clock, and found it was time for the Holiday Festival. The couple pulled on their jackets, left the house and happily headed off to the Festival.
When they got there, they had a great time. Hinata and Neji were doing a Byakuugan Battle(they were being paid), Naruto was bobbing for apples, and Tenten was throwing a doorprize she'd won at Rock Lee. Sasuke went to watch the Byakuugan Battle, while Sakura went looking for Ino. She heard Ino's voice behind a few trees, and decided to investigate.
Sakura couldn't believe her eyes when she pulled back the curtain of branches that surrounded the temporarily frozen Kuraim River to see Ino and Shikamaru privately kissing in the privacy of the small area. They were so engrossed in the task at hand that they didn't even notice when Sakura walked into the clearing, mouth open in shock. They were like that for about 15 seconds, before Shikamaru saw Sakura standing there, mouth agape, and pulled away from Ino, who spun around in horror.
"Sakura?"
"Ehrr... yeah. I know what you want to think, but I wasn't spying. Honest. And I won't tell anyone."
"How do we know you're not lying?" Shikamaru asked angrily.
"Hmm..." Sakura's face lit up as she thought of an idea. "I know... Hide in those trees, and make sure no one can see you. Especially from this clearing." She ran off to find Sasuke, while Ino and Shikamaru went to hide in the trees.
A few minutes later, both Shikamaru and Ino stared in shock and relief at Sasuke and Sakura, doing what they'd been doing a little while ago. Ino would've ordinarily ran right in there and beat up Sakura, but now she just looked at Shikamaru and smiled slyly.
"Give you any ideas?"
The two went out slowly and silently into the clearing and liplocked. This time, no one interrupted anyone, and the teens kept at it until they couldn't do it anymore. Then they all went back to the Festival, had a lot of fun, met up with friends, and did everything you could think of. The Festival ended at 3:00, but Ino, Shikamaru, Sakura, and Sasuke didn't care. As both couples left, hand in hand, they all thought simutamneously:
This'll be a Christmas I'll never forget!
I really honestly hope you enjoyed my story. I know that there might be a few questions you still might have, but my brother and I are planning on making a sequel together. This one'll be a lot more funy, and just so you know what to look out for, it's called Kakashi, Demon of... Love? I really want to hear your reviews for this chapter. Thank you all, anyone who's read this, and look out for anything else I may write!
-Natsyourlord