Thought I was all angst, huh? Well here's some humor. This one's for j00 Jodie! Becasue we know how much Roy loves toast! Hahahahaha! I'll explain...R&R, people's! R&R!
Toast
Roy Mustang was never the person who liked breakfast. For one, he had practically nothing edible in his house and two, it slowed down his day. Meaning he'd be late for work , risking the chances of having a bullet in his head, five in his chest, one in each arm and two in his left leg, courtesy of his First Lieutenant. And anyway, when he had non-mold infested bread and he decided to make some toast, he'd always send his kitchen up in flames.
Where I came up with this, is from an insane roleplay I did over AIM.
Which involved toast XD. And I don't think Riza would be that strict...maybe so (but a bullet to the head or chest would do it. The rest are 'stress relievers' ha ha) Oh yeah and I hope you people get that Roy 'tries' to toast his toast by using his gloves...yeah.
I :heart: flames.