Start Transimission: Wing Zero

Duo: Um… Heero your gundam's pink…

Heero: NOOOOOOO!

Duo: The bad thing is –

Heero: How can it be any worse? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Duo: Um… well… you painted it pink.

Heero: HOLY SHIT

Relena: HEERO! NO SWEARING!

Heero: Oops sorry

Duo: It's perfectly natural I mean you were drunk and all but … it gets worse

Heero: EVEN WORSE HOW?

Duo: You um… kinda rearranged the program too

Heero: What did I do?

Duo: You made Wing Zero think it was a ballerina

Heero: AHHHHHHHHH! WHERE IS IT NOW?

Duo: Well, you're making money off it cause Wing Zero's a real hit

Heero: I gotta get my gundam back then I gotta reprogram it and get that paint off

Duo: ….. Well the problem is Heero ...

Heero: WHAT NOW!

Duo: Well… it's permanent paint

Heero: NOOOOOOO I'M DOOOMED!

Wing Zero comes in still dancing. Heero is crying muttering to himself about never drinking again. Heero picks up a bottle of Vodka and drains it. Heero faints.

End Transmission