Start Transmission: I'M INVISIBLE!
Duo strolled down the alleyway. His eye wandered along the path searching, always wary, just in case. He squats down to tie his shoelace.
Old man: HELLO!
Duo: AHHH! Wait a sec… you're just an old man! What the hell do you want with me?
Old man: I have little left in my possession and I want you to buy this from me. Give an old man some warmth of food before he dies. Would ya?
Duo: -.-; Uh… sure I guess. Here's 10 take it or leave it.
Old man: Thank you. Thank you. You're such a kind young man.
Old man begins to scuttle off holding the 10-dollar bill like it was a grand trophy. Duo stands there watching the old man holding what seemed to be an ordinary can of paint.
Duo: WAIT! What is this?
The old man was now very far away.
Old man: Trying spraying it on something. You might discover it has powerful abilities.
Duo: What can have better abilities than my Deathsycthe.
Duo walks over to a lamppost and shakes the can. Uncapping the lid, he sprays the lamppost. The lamppost seems to be chopped off from the bottom.
Duo: O.O …. Heh heh heh. Invisible Spray-paint eh? Imagine the things I could do with it.
Duo pauses to think. He sprays the paint on his hand. He runs toward where all the group are waiting for him for a little get together at Relena's. He arrives panting.
Duo: AHHH! I'M IN PAIN! PLEASE HELP ME!
The whole group turns to stare at him. Now what? They all stare open-mouthed and wide-eyed at Duo's missing hand.
Hilde: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAND DUO?
Duo: I was walking along and then I got hit on the head with a metal pole some guy came and loped off my hand and ran away.
Heero: Why would anyone want your hand?
Duo: DNA?
The whole group was silent. We better get him to the hospital.
So Duo was sent to the hospital and he escaped. Now the paramedics were after him. He ducked in behind a dumpster. Holding his breath he sprayed the rest of himself. The paint had run out so he left it in the trash. Going outside he looked around, he waved a hand in front of a doctor's face. The doctor didn't notice. Duo grinned; life was sweet when you could make something of it.
He ran to the restaurant the rest of the gang was eating out at. He walked in through the door; a waiter looked up but didn't see him, shaking his head he went back to work, dismissing it as his imagination.
Waiter 1: ORDER UP!
Duo took out a small vial that he kept in his pocket for… personal reasons. He entered the kitchen and looked for a giant bowl of soup that he was sure the group would order. There it was on the counter, a shining silver bowl. He crept over to it and emptied the contents of the vial into the soup and stirred it around just a bit. He left the kitchen and looked for his friend's table. Heero was sitting beside Relena and beside Heero was supposed to have been his spot, Hilde sat next to his seat and Catherine sat beside her and beside Catherine was Trowa, beside Trowa was Quatre, beside Quatre was Wufei and beside Wufei was Sally, beside Sally was Dorothy and beside Dorothy was Relena. There was an empty chair in the corner used as extra. Duo sat in that one waiting for the waiter to come with the soup to see what would happen to his civilized friends. The waiter came. He served the soup then left. His friends began to drink the soup delicately. He snorted, he would have slurped away and asked for seconds.
His friends all began to sway, back and forth, side to side. Then Wufei jumped up and began to sing.
Wufei: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I REALLY WANT TO TOUCH THE SKY
Heero screams: HEERO WANT ICE CREAM, GIVE ME ICE CREAM, I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT! And bawls like a baby child.
Relena was hiccupping and talking to the wall. Dorothy was sleeping on Sally's back. And Sally was sleeping on Wufei's chair. Quatre and Trowa are waltzing around the restaurant and Hilde is doing the disco on the table. Duo laughed aloud, none of his friends would notice they were DRUGGED. Duo began to lose his invisibility. Hilde came to sooner than the rest and saw him, with his hand attached.
Hilde: YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO RELENA! SHE'LL NEVER BE READY FOR HER SPEECH TOMORROW NOW!
Duo: oops?
Everyone but Relena came to, they all stared at him accusingly while keeping a concerned eye on Relena who now talked to the floor.
Duo: Um… hi?
Everyone else: DUO!
Short version is Duo is going to feel a lot of pain in his backside from now on and he's got a few broken bones and a nice punch in the eye. Relena never did make that speech, she uh called in sick. Duo's actually really is in the hospital.
Duo: Ugggghhh…. I'll never buy stuff from strange old men again.
End Transmission
That wasn't so bad I guess. Kinda took a long time and this one isn't as funny well not in my opinion anyways have fun reading... i guess.