Stop the Entire World Now
-Back with Riza and Ed-
"Armstrong!" Ed yelled out in a surprised voice. "Yes Edward! The very one! It's an Armstrong's tradition to take over other federal officer's car shifts to give them a break!" Armstrong said while ripping off his shirt and flexing his muscles and doing posses and all over his body where little sparkles. Edward and Riza had a sweat drop. Armstrong soon calmed down and sat back down with his shirt on again. He looked back into the review mirror and none the less but Riza. "Why, Ms. Hawkeye! Hello!" Riza looked up and smiled sweetly as before. "Hello Major Armstrong." Riza tried to salute but with Edward and the little car space, she didn't proceed. "O it's quite alright Lt. you don't have to salute, well your in a car" Armstrong chuckled a little bit. "Well I'll be your driver for today so don't mind me! I'll just put on some music"
Armstrong reached his hand over to all the little knobs and got to one; he turned it and got to a radio station that played smooth jazz, which could help a headache. The knob that Armstrong had turned now had a dent in it. Riza noticed the dent and tried not to laugh. Ed looked up at Riza's face and looked at the knob and laughed, still sitting next to Riza, he put his arm around her waist. Riza's cheeks turned a very light crimson color. Armstrong looked into the review mirror to check up on them, just to see if they were getting tired or anger, but he only one thing, Ed's arm around Riza's slender little waist. Then he quickly turned his head back to the road. 'Didn't know that the boy liked Ms. Hawkeye…didn't see that coming, and that's in the Armstrong's tradition!' Armstrong quietly thought to himself.
Riza looked at Ed and smiled, Ed gave his toothy smile back to Riza. Riza turned her head to the right so she could look out the window and that she did. She looked at all the buildings, parks, and people that she could see out of the military car window. Out of nowhere Armstrong and Riza heard a loud snore! Riza looked at Ed and saw that he had just fallen asleep on her shoulder. "So I guess, Edward fell asleep?" Armstrong asked Riza while trying not to laugh. Riza gave a giggle. "Yes, he sure did. So would you be kind to drop us off at my apartment?" "Yes Lt. no problem." Armstrong replied as he started to turn the wheel to the left and turned the car towards Riza's apartment. Riza sighed and started to stroke Ed's hair, and to her surprise Ed smiled very sweetly while he was sleeping, instead of his loud obnoxious snoring. Riza laughed. 'Maybe it was the music" Armstrong thought to himself.
-Back at Eastern HQ-
"Havoc, while Riza and Ed wherever they went, let's go and see if we could find something's in Full metal's dorm." Roy said smirking. "All right, sir" Havoc responded, unsure of what to say. Roy and Havoc then walked to Ed's dorm. Roy seemed to get out of what looked like a copied key or a spare key to Ed's dorm. "How'd you get that?" Havoc asked surprised that Roy could get a key like that. "I'm the colonel! I'm supposed to have these" Roy said sternly. 'I think" Roy thought to himself. Roy unlocked the door and opened it. "Sure ok…" Havoc replied to Roy's "statement".
The walked inside Ed's dorm, which was really messy. It had alchemy books, clothes all over the floor and a messed up bed. "Wow the pipsqueak is a pig!" Roy gave a little chuckle. And Havoc looked puzzled. 'Where's my damn cigarette!' Havoc thought madly. "So what are we exactly looking for?" "Just something like a picture, a letter, and a bra or like a stupid gay diary" Roy said while making his way to Full metal's draw. 'Diary's are not gay! I have one…' "What does u mean by a bra! Are you actually thinking that Ed and Riza- you know…?" Havoc looked blank while he trailed off. "Well you NEVER know…" Roy replied. "Ah- crap! Damn it!" Roy yelled in agony. "Are you alright Sir?" Havoc asked very concerned by Roy's yelling. "It's-It's…" Roy trailed off. "What sir?" Havoc asked again. "An ugly picture of my unit…I mean look at us! It's not flattering at all…" Roy said finally. Havoc had a sweat drop. "Hey look Sir!" Havoc said pointing to the draw again. "It's of…" Roy pushed Havoc out of the way before he could finish, Roy smirked his devilish smirk again. "Havoc I think we found we found what were looking for…" Havoc still on the floor, stunned.
-Back with Riza and Ed-
The car finally stopped at Riza's apartment. "Would you like me to help you in carrying Edward?" Armstrong asked Riza while he had his head turned around in her direction. Riza looked up at Armstrong and nodded. "Yes, thank you that would be nice." Riza agreed. Armstrong got of the car and went around the front of it and opened Riza's door for her. Riza got out of the car and waited for Armstrong at the front of the car. Armstrong bet down and grabbed Ed's back and Ed's legs, carrying him like a baby. Armstrong closed the door and followed Riza to her door. When they finally got there, she unlocked the door and a fury little black and white fur ball greeted them at the entrance. It was Black Hayate, who was left home today. Black Hayate started to wag his tail because of Riza's company.
Armstrong nodded at Riza and took Ed to the bedroom and put in on the bed in a sleeping position and covered him with a blanket. Riza closed the front door and walked into the kitchen to go and feed Black Hayate. She got out the dry dog food, seeing how Black Hayate was over a year she didn't continue in feeding him wet canned food. Armstrong walked into the kitchen and saw Riza. "Well, he's resting in the bedroom so I'll take my leave now, and if you guys need anything just call the car." Armstrong saluted. "Yes, of course, thank you" Riza also saluted. Armstrong then, left Riza's apartment and drove off. Riza finally finished putting Black Hayate's food in a bowl and placed it on the kitchen floor, so he could eat it. Riza walked to the bedroom where Armstrong had put Ed and sat next to him on the bed. 'What a lunch…but he does look cute like that…wait! Why I'm thinking to myself? O well…' Riza thought to herself quietly.
Then Black Hayate then walked into the room where Riza and the sleeping Ed was, he jumped onto the bed and layed right next to Ed. 'I hope Riza likes Ed, because I do…but I still wonder how come he's not as tall as that big guy with the scary muscles or that guy who tried to eat me…or even that guy who rescued me or that weird guy with the black hair and black eyes that is always sleeping…' Black Hayate thought to himself. Riza started to stroke Ed's hair again, just like earlier in the car. Ed started to smile again in his sleep. Riza started to chuckle a bit. Ed's eyes started to open. Ed turned his head his head to see what the noise was and he found Riza giggling she stopped and smiled at him.
"Hi" Ed said blushing a light crimson color. "Hi back" Riza replied. "So we didn't go to lunch after all?" Ed asked seeming to be disappointed. "No, you feel asleep." Riza replied while giving a few chuckles at the end. Ed just kept staring at Riza with a smile on his face. 'She is beautiful even more with a smile…wait there I go thinking to myself again…" Ed quietly thought to himself. "What? Do I have something on my face?" Riza asked Ed in a tone like she was scared. "No, I just was staring at your pretty face!" Ed said happy as he blushed an even deeper crimson color. Riza also began to blush a light crimson color.
Ed grabbed Riza's hand and held it; he put the back of his head on the pillow. "I don't want to go back to work…" Ed stated. "What does u mean? You have to go back…" Riza asked curiously. "What I mean is I don't want to go on missions or back to Rezembol alone anymore…" "But your not alone, you have Al and Winry and Pinako…" Riza answered. "No what I mean is- uh- without you" Ed said while turning his head back to Riza. Ed's eyes were big and looked cute when he gave her the look, the puppy eyes, like as if he lost his puppy in the rain. "Oh, I see what u means Edward…" Riza said. "So maybe I was thinking I could stay around the HQ longer or would it be possible if you could come with me? Ed said hopefully. "I don't know Edward I mean I work here, but maybe we can talk to the colonel or someone higher up…maybe I could be an escort or something…so then I could go with you" Riza said reassuringly.
Ed scooted over to Riza and layed his head on her lap. "Please Riza…I'll be really good…" Riza couldn't resist his puppy eyes or his little voice. "Alright I'll talk to the colonel about it, but what if the question us, like it's out of the blue for me to go with…what would they think?" Riza asked concerned. "Don't worry about it, just leave it to me, ok?" Ed said while giving a little devilish grin. "Ok Edward" Riza said while chuckling at Ed's grin. Ed sat up; still holding Riza's hand and let go of it and started to scoot over to the end of the bed and took off his black jacket (his inner one) and left his black shirt on, so he was just wearing his black leather pants, his black shirt and his boots and well everything else under that. And he tossed his black jacket to a chair and it landed perfectly on the chair hanging from it, he scooted back over to Riza and smiled. "Riza, aren't you hot in your military jacket?" Ed asked curiously.
"Well now that you mention it, yes I am" Riza replied as she unbuttoned her jacket, took it off and gave it to Ed who did the same thing that he did with his jacket. Riza is now wearing her blue military pants and her tight brown shirt that she usually wears under her jacket and everything else under. Black Hayate walked over to Riza and Ed (who was on the bed already) and sat on Ed's lap, Ed started to pet Black Hayate. 'See, Riza? I do like him; don't chase him off, please.' Black Hayate thought to himself as Ed was petting him.