Stop the Entire World Now

By Mikaela-Star

"Yes, Hello. It's Lt. Riza Hawkeye, we are ready to be picked up." Riza replied. Ed took the phone from Riza, with his free hand but the other still holding her waist. "Take AS LONG AS YOU WANT!" Ed implied, at that moment, Riza snatched back the phone. "Thank you Major." Riza hung up the phone. She looked at Ed with one eye brow raised the other lowered. Out of nowhere, Ed put his head on her chest. Riza turned a crimson color.

"The car is going to be here soon, but I don't want to go back to work…" Ed said while burying his head deeper into Riza's chest (she is wearing a shirt!) Riza just stood there, holding Ed and smiled, as if the sun had come out on a rainy day and a big colorful rainbow came out and showed it's beauty to the world. (It is bolded for something important later on) A loud honk came from outside, it startled Ed so, he squeaked like a mouse.

"Edward, we should get our coats on." "Ok, Ok" Ed said disappointed that they had to go back to the dreaded work day. They let go of each other's waist and walked over to Riza's room to get their coats on.

On Riza's bed, Black Hayate was still sound asleep. Ed looked down at Black Hayate and chuckled. "What's so Funny?" Riza asked curiously. "Our dog- wait!- I mean- Your dog-uh Black Hayate." Ed sweated. Riza laughed. "You can call it 'Our dog' if you want to" Riza smiled. "Ok" Ed said really exited. So, they put on their coats and walked out of the front door. Ed's hair was mess up, considering all the snuggling they did, but Ed obviously didn't notice.

They walked to the car, and Armstrong looked up at Ed's hair and had a small smirk as he waited quietly for them. Ed being a gentle men, again once opened Riza's door for her. Riza smiled at him and he gave her his "famous" toothy smile. Ed closed Riza's door and ran around the back of the car. Ed got in and scooted over next to Riza. Ed, wrapping his arms around her waist and rested his head on her shoulder and her head on his head.

Armstrong glanced at them through the review mirror. "To Eastern Headquarters?" Armstrong asked already knowing the answer. "Yes…" Riza asked with her eyes closed as she began to stroke Ed's bangs.

They seemed in the car longer than normal, maybe, this was because, Riza had fallen asleep but soon was awaken with Ed's and Armstrong's singing to "YMCA" by the Village People.

"Young man theres no need to feel down, I said young man pick yourself of the ground, I said young man, "cause your in a new town Theres no need to feel unhappy Young man, theres a place you can go, I said Young man, when your short on your dough, You can stay there, and I'm sure you'll find many ways to have a good time, Its fun to say at the YMCA, its fun to say on the YMCA.."

Riza stared up blankly, rubbing her eyes to remove all the sleep from her eyes. Ed noticed that Riza woke up and was watching him. Armstrong and Ed stopped singing and were embarrassed. Riza chuckled a little bit, because they were obviously embarrassed.

"Ms. Hawkeye? May I ask you a question?" Armstrong politely asked getting over the embarrassment. Riza looked at Armstrong. "Of course, major."

"Isn't today, well Friday…" "Well yes it is.." "Isn't it the day that you stay late with the colonel…to make sure he dose his paperwork?" Armstrong asked. (Damn...Armstrong is suspicious!)

-Back at Eastern HQ-

'I wonder how long it's going to take them! I really want to interrogate their asses for this…damn…' Roy thought angrily.

Meanwhile, Havoc was walking down the all and heard something AWKARD.

"PLEASE GO ON A DATE WIT ME!" "NO I TOLD YOU BEFORE I DON'T LIKE YOU!" It was definitely the voice of Lt. Maria Ross and Lt. Deny Bloch.

Ross has light skin and deep black hair with deep blue eyes. Bloch has light skin, blonde hair, just like Ed only Ed has a braid and Gold eyes but Bloch has no braid and brown eyes.

Havoc pushed his ear against the door, to hear more. Ross came raging out mad, and opened the door and slammed it right on Havoc's face , pushing his body against the wall. "OWWW! THAT #$&&()&#( HURT!" Havoc yelled and screamed and started to cry a bit. Ross turned around. "WELL DON'T HIDE BEHIND DOORS!" Ross snapped. "WELL DON'T SLAM THEM INTO ME!" Havoc defended himself. Ross had steam coming out of her ears. "JUST SHUT UP!" "….." Havoc stared. "What?" Ross asked curiously. "…n-nothing!" Havoc blushed, and got up off the floor and walked towards Roy's office, which was down the hall. He stopped turned around. "I have to go…bye" Havoc smiled and walks slowly to Roy's office. Ross raised an eyes brow and shrugged, and rubbed her head.

Havoc opened the door, and peeked in Roy's office. "Havoc!" Roy snapped. Havoc jumped and got in Roy's office and slammed the door closed. Roy smirked. "Call Armstrong…" Havoc sighed with relief. "y-yes sir!" Havoc saluted. Havoc ran to the phone, dialed some numbers and waited for Armstrong. 'I have a plan…' Roy thought to himself.