Stop the Entire World Now
By Mikaela-star
"Hello, Major Armstrong, Colonel Mustang would like to talk to you" Havoc handed the phone to Roy. "So Armstrong…how are Edward and Hawkeye?" Roy smirked.
"Oh, his hair messed up? Coats bearly on? Ed holding her waist? Well now…this is interesting and such a surprise. Well I'll meet you when you arrive, don't be long about it either." Roy hung up the phone and look at Havoc. "I think its time…" Havoc look up, "Time for what, sir?" Havoc pulled out a cigarette and light it. "You know Havoc…" Roy said plainly. Havoc started to smoke the cigarette.
-Back with Riza, Ed and Armstrong-
"Who was that?" Ed asked rather annoyed. "That was indeed, Colonel Mustang." Armstrong kept a serious look on his face. "WHAT THE HELL DID HE WANT!" Ed started to get really pissed. "Just a check up Edward…" Armstrong calmly said. "Fine ok…whatever" Ed replied back.
They drove the rest of the way back to Eastern Headquarters in silence. 'Roy's probably smirking right about now, or he's jealous of me, ha! I can't wait to see his face when I get back with Riza...all to myself and he can't have any! Ha!' Ed thought to himself, while having a little evil smirk on his face. They finally got there.
Ed smiled, kissed Riza's cheek, let go of her waist, got of out the car, ran around the back of the car and opened Riza's door for her. He gave her a toothy smile as Riza got of the car.
-Everyone now and finally in Roy's office-
"Hello Lt. Hawkeye, Mr. Elric and Major!" Havoc saluted rather sloppy while passing by, Ed gave him a death glare and then snapped back to the rambling teenage once again. Ed tripped over Havoc's big foot, causing Armstrong to trip on Ed, who got squeezed by his big scary muscles. Ed twitched as Roy laughed manically. Armstrong quickly got up ad brushed himself off. Ed did the same.
"Its 6:30 p,…and you have the same amount of paper work on your desk as you did at 8 this morning….you should…GET TO WORK!" Riza glared at him. 'I think I might tell her tonight' Roy thought to himself. "Colonel! I AM GIONG TO STAY TONIGHT WITH YOU AND RIZA!" Ed demanded. Roy raised an eyebrow, "Alright then."
Ed smiled at Riza, Riza smiled back at Ed too. 'Oh gag me a hair ball!' Roy thought to himself with a disgusted annoyed look.
It was really quiet and Roy was actually working ( hopefully anyways). Riza started to laugh, Roy swiveled his chair and looked at Riza. "Are you ok Lt.?" "Yes, yes I'm fine" Riza said trying to stop laughing.
He looked at Ed who was standing right next to her, "what the hell are you doing to her!" " NONE OF UR DAMN FREAKIN' BUSINESS!" Ed snapped. "Tell me you short lunatic!" Roy replied back getting ready to snap. "YOU'RE THE CHILD MOLESTOR! UR CHESTER THE CHILD MOLESTOR!" Ed said trying to start a fight. "JUST TELL ME WHAT U WERE DOING SHORTY TIL FORTY!" "NO BIZNAZ!" Roy stared blankly and laughed. "What kind of a word is that Full Metal? Its rather stupid!" "Riza made it up…" Ed said blankly and looked at the floor.
Riza looked up and pointed her pistol at Roy's head. "stupid!" "SRY LT!" Roy screamed. Riza laughed and put her gun away. "I was just scratching her back…chester" Ed mumbled. Roy glared at Ed and then look all innocent at Riza, "Riza would you go get me some coffee?" Roy asked hopefully. "Yes sir" Riza nodded and walked out.
Ed started to walk out but Havoc stepped in front of him. "Not so fast you short crabby ass teen!" Havoc smirked and laughed. "What the-!" Ed stopped and turned around at Roy who was looking at a certain pic of Riza in the park, that he took from Ed's room. "HOW THE HELL DID U GET THAT!" Ed snapped with a hint of a blush. Roy looked up, "Isn't it about time you told us…"
Ed stared at Roy, "Tell you what exactly!" "HOW BIG ARE HER BOOBS!" Havoc asked in a desperate voice. "uh-" Ed blushed more. "HOW DOES SHE LOOK WITH HER HAIR DOWN?" Havoc continued, "AND WHAT SIZE IS HER-" "Lt! CALM DOWN!" Roy stopped him as he snapped. "Ye-Yes sir!" Ed stood there blushing and smirked.
"You really want to know?" "YEA!" Havoc answered. "You really really want to know?" "Yes Full Metal!" Roy answer this time. "Well…" Ed started to tell them when, RIza came in with three coffee cups. "know what?" Riza asked blanky. "uh-" Havoc replied. Riza walked over to Roy's desk and placed the trey down. She gave Roy, Havoc and Ed each one coffee cup (which was filled with very hot coffee).
"Thank you, Hawkeye" Everyone said at once. "Your welcome…" Riza trailed off as she heard a knock on the door. –knock, knock- Roy looked at Riza, "Riza would you?" Riza nodded and headed across the room and opened the door. Havoc stared at Riza's ass for 10 minutes straight while his pupil's got bigger (a pupil is the black part of your eye).
It was none the less but Maria Ross and Denny Bloch. "Hello Colonel Mustang!" Both of them saluted. "Hello Lt. Hawkeye and Full Metal!" They saluted again.
"I assume Major Armstrong wanted to tell me something?" Roy asked curiously. "Actually, there is a call from Alphonse Elric, wanted to speak to Full Metal…" Bloch answered 'Al?" Ed thought to himself. Ed looks at Riza and then walked out of the room to go answer this "mysterious" phone call. "Thank you Colonel Mutang!" Maria and Bloch slated again.
They closed the two big doors leaving, Roy, Riza and Havoc in the office along. Just then, a lovely young lady walked in who has rust blonde hair, below her shoulders, she was wearing a blue jean mini skirt, a white beaded tank with a blue jean jacket over.
"Hi Roy, sorry to visit you at work…" She said, referring to the Colonel. "Oh yes, Hi um-…Jessica, no its perfectly alright, so what did you want?" Roy replied with a smile. Havoc and Riza looked jealous. "Last night was fun Roy, can we go out again sometime?" Jessica asked desperately. "I"ll check my schedule" Roy gave a wink at Riza and Havoc and smiled at Jessica. "Oh, ok..thanks" Jessica smiled and ran out of the office.
"She's desparate" Riza stated. "You always know Hawkeye, you always know…" Roy answered. "Three break-ups, two of them cheated on her and other one "moved on" "Your good Hawkeye!" Havoc praised her. "Ha! Yeah, she is!" Roy agreed, sounding a bit kid-ish. "Oh, Havoc, Colonel…" "Yes?" Both asked her at the same time. "You should really…DO YOUR DAMN PAPER WORK!" "YES MA'AM!" Both replied scared and started to sigh papers like crazy.
-With Ed in the Hallway-
"Al! What do you mean Winry dented you!" Ed snapped. "I'll leave tonight and fix you! Tell yah what…I'll take a vacation…ok?" "Ok, great, see you later Al!" Ed said through the phone and hung up. Ed gasped. "Oh no!"
Ed ran into Roy's office, stumbled on books, stood up and practically clung on Riza. "RIZA!" Ed panted, out of breathe. "Yes?" Riza asked curiously. "I have to go fix Al…I have to leave tonight…" Ed frowned and walked to Roy's desk.
Roy was too busy drinking coffee and eating (where he got the food is beyond me!) to pay attention. Havoc was spinning in his chair, which he soon fell out of and "cried in pain" (ha! Little bay..) Ed looked at Roy, "Colonel…" Roy look at Ed, "Yes?" Ed sighed. "May Lt. Hawkeye have permission to escourt me to Rezembol?" Roy raised an eye brow.