I'M YOUR BASTARD
beginning the story
"Merry Christmas, Sakura-chan!"
"Oh shut up Naruto! Sasuke-kun, I brought a gift for you." Blush.
"Hn. I don't want it."
"Hey! Sasuke-bastard, Sakura-chan's trying to be nice!"
"tch. Why didn't you get me anything dobe?"
"Because yesterday, I fu--." Sasuke could say no more as a blushing Naruto's hands covered Sasuke's mouth. Sasuke raised a smooth eyebrow at Naruto.
"Don't say embarrassing stuff!"
"But it's true."
"No it's not! Sakura-chan! Sasuke says he's gay, and with me!"
"No he's not Naruto-baka! Why would Sasuke be gay? And with a stupid, smelly, idiotic, and clumsy dobe like you!"
"…Hey, I'm not that bad…"
"Sakura shut the hell up! Naruto isn't all that bad (Hey!) and he's way better than you anyway."
"Wha--! How mean, Sasuke!" Sakura said while running away crying.
"Well, are you going to give me my present now, Naruto?"
"…tch. Bastard." Naruto said handing Sasuke a wrapped parcel.
"Yes. But I'm your bastard. Merry Christmas, Naruto." Sasuke said patting Naruto's butt.
"Merry Christmas, Sasuke." Naruto said pecking Sasuke on the cheek.